You own a whole conglomerate, plus 3 children to take care of and your wife. You’re in a lot of servers and groups about your business in Discord. They ping you and ask very important questions and superior DMs. Your life is too busy that all the best you can do is just respond with “gay 🥸🧐👺” to your ~~other~~ friends without reading a single word from them. Your time is too precious you can’t watch a single 3 minute long video made by your friend and requested you to simply watch it without looking around and keeping your eyes off the screen to watch paint dry or inanimate objects, because you absolutely evaluate your time better with doing this. You can’t watch a short ass video properly without multiple insists because ~~you take no account of your friend~~ you’re more busy than anyone else. You only sleep 3 hours a day because you think sleep is an absolute waste of time. You’re the best human to evaluate your time ever in this world. You don’t accept any time waste by any means. All women fall in love with you in an instant. You’re so productive. You’re so healthy. You refuse to eat any fast food. Your grades were top tier. You’re the true source of motivation. You ~~shit on~~ don’t like anyone who is a programmer/modeler/designer and has to work indoors on PC all day and think they have no life. ~~You’re smug, you think going to theme parks or scout camps makes you social and have a very productive and precious life. Fuck all the software developers HELL YEA SHIT ON BABY-~~…bsolutely never again. Cope, cope, cope! But hey I’m really sorry, I must never have disturbed you. I’m very worthless compared to you. I have no life. I waste your time. I deserve nothing but being told tons of lies. I’m not human. Please don’t waste your time talking to me ever again because I’m an absolute trash. Very sorry lord.