OMG EK KILLS ME THEN I GET BLAMED NOT CLICKBAIT!1!1!1

Long time lurker first time poster. I’m on mobile so don’t judge my shit grammar.
While I was scrolling through weddit “i’m a girl btw owo” I came across a little boy that has broken into my house. He says that I should leave his property or he will call the cops. He was like 2 wtf. Then he grabs a gun from out of his short shorts pockets then shoots me. I’m dead. Then the cum stains parent walks up to my corpse and says what did you do to my babbyyy? I pressed charges in court.