Axis Might
by Adolf Hitler, Benito Mussolini, and Michinomiya Hirohito

*Hitler*

I don’t like you Soviets
Nothing personal, commies
But I must go all out
Just this twice (Tsar fags!)

Moscow or Stalingrad, whichever will it be?
Sit the fuck down Soviets I’m here to spill the real Coldness (Uh)
You tryna dethrone me from spot on Europe’s conqueror
But you Russia, you lose, so best think you haven’t won
When I’m through with you, we’re gonna be completely fuckin’ cold (heh)
‘Cause we only just begun, I invade you cloud_snow cloud_snow
fuck it’s winter, bye bitch, gone
So come on Soviet, looking hungry for some collapse
Here, let me serve you some ammo

*Mussolini*

Roman Unity, Roman Unity
England ain’t nothing but a weak, island
Roman Unity, Roman Unity
Look at England they just crying for their Queenie
Roman Unity, Roman Unity
England ain’t nothing but a weak, island
Roman Unity, Roman Unity
England just cried under their little monocle

*Hirohito*

So what the hell are Eagles, and why you wanna love them? (Ew)
I’m a black and white yin & yang, while you’re just an armed Texan (Oof)
You got a arsenal of A-Bombs, but
I got soldiers of worlds who wanna die in battle (Ha)
Life & Liberty, what the fuck is that even supposed to mean?
Your language sounds like it came from an aristocratic community
No Japan, no Japan, stop Japan, America
Now down all of this Kamikaze and let’s throw this fucking party with some–

*All Together*

War and Death, War and Death
Look at them Allies they just crying for their liberty (2 of em at least!)
War and Death, War and Death
Allies ain’t nothing but a slovenly, impurity
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at them Allies they just wetting their pajama
War and Death, War and Death
Allies ain’t nothing but a slovenly, impurity