>”OKAY LISTEN UP FOLKS ONE GAME IS ABOUT HANGING AROUND RACIST VAMPIRES, ROBOTS, AND BEASTBOY REJECTS. THE SECOND GAME IS SURVIVING IN AN ABSURD CAPITALIST HELLSCAPE AND SELLING STRANGE FOOD OUT OF A 2001 HONDA ACCORD. WE NEED A PLAYER FOR BOTH. STARTING LEVEL 3 UA AND SOME HOMEBREW 8PM SATURDAY NEW PLAYERS WELCOME BUT LISTEN TO ME AND TALK TO ME NICE GAME BEING USED IS FOUNDRY VTT WHICH MEANS WE GOT MAPS WE GOT MUSIC WE GOT BOOTY BOUNCING WE GOT TALKING DOGS WE GOT FREE DICE ROLLS WE GOT LIGHTING WE GOT VAULTED CEILINGS WE GOT CHILLED WATER YOU PEOPLE PLAY ON SCUFFED ASS ROLL20 SERVERS WITH NO LIGHTS, LIKE THIS THE 9TH WARD POST KATRINA (Shouts out to George Bush for making the dream come true.) YOU WOULD LOVE THIS GAME. Now double listen up for this. What you have to be, cross the game out and look for similar racism/trapaholic campaigns if you do not follow one or more of these requirements. American in an American time zone. Europeans have a whole continent where they can be French 📷📷📷. I still don’t understand what the fuck an Australian is. I don’t know any Africans playing DND, their lives are probably already exciting enough (Shouts out to Johannesburg, yall get vert on Saturdays.). 你好，我叫罗伯特! 因为防火墙太大，我不能和你一起玩了! 如果我说的这么直白，我会被你们国家处死！ You WILL be likable and ENGAGED (Does not smell like shit). Your political leanings AT MINIMUM will be acknowledging certain genocides exist or existed. (ALSO NO WISHING ONE HAPPENED YOU FREAKS) You will show up on time and do the bare minimum of creating a character sheet, ONE SENTENCE OF A BACKSTORY, and not play League of Legends (Child Predator game) during session.
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>You WILL be honest. Criticize the game if you need to. Criticize me if you need to. YOU LITERALLY CANNOT HURT ME BY TALKING TO ME. I AM AN ADULT. iono jus b a lil funny a lil edgy a lil rawr xd lighten up not evrrhything is doom and glum jus b heppy 2 b here ion wanna hurt u i luv u dont b like that i like havin fun i cant fuk da same bitch jus be a funny little donut man or woman or person or thing or deer it don matter but if u r a deer u shoulndt b playin u should b gettin off th freeway u dont own it my ford raptor owns it We got a furry (disgustingly white, reflectively white), a woman (ginger binger), a witch (coven of italians homebrew), and little donut boy (robert skinned). Other than the fact that we only got one black (king 📷) in here (me📷). I think it’s more diverse than other groups (Klan rallies). If you send me the prerecorded message of “We’ve been calling to reach you about your cars extended warranty…” I’m gonna toss that application in the trash so hard. As a matter of fact, so I know that you’re human post your discord and what you like the most about Susan, my wife. I AM ALREADY VERY PARTICULAR SO IF I DO NOT GET TO YOU, UNDERSTAND THAT I PROBABLY NOTICED YOU. But let’s be honest, that’s most job applications, and I’m not even paying you for your time, I’m actually siphoning it from you and not giving you anything back but a good time, but let’s be honest… that’s most relationships. One person… two people maybe. Lets get it on.”