Ahh, not so fast 🏃🏻 Morty. You heard your mom👩🏼, we’ve got adventures 🔥to go ➡️on 😩👌Morty. Just you☝️ and me✌️🤞and sometimes your sister👱‍♀️🤳, and sometimes your mom👩🏼 but NEVER 🙅‍♂️🚫your dad🙎‍♂️!You wanna know why ⁉️❓Morty? Because he 🚫CROSSED ❌😡me. oh it gets 🌚darker🌌🌃 Morty… Welcome 👽to the darkest😭🌚 year 🗓of our👨‍👦 adventures. First 1️⃣☝️thing that’s different, no 🚫🙅‍♂️more dad 🙎‍♂️❌Morty. He 💢threatened 👀👎to turn me 🤦‍♂️in to the 😓government, so I made him💩 and the government🏛 go away🖕🏼💃🏽… I repla-burp-ced them both 🙎‍♂️🏛as the defacto-patriarch 💁‍♂️of your family👨‍👩‍👧‍👦, AND your universe💫☄️. Your mom 👩🏼wouldn’t❌ have accepted ✅me if I came home 🏠without you 👲and your sister👱‍♀️. So now you know the REAL 💯👌👌reason I rescued you. I JUST TOOK OVER THE FAMILY 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦MORTY! 🗣🗣🗣And if you tell your mom 👩🏼or sister 👱‍♀️I said any of this, I’ll🚫 DENY 🙅‍♂️👌🏽it. And they’ll take my side, 😁🤗because I’m a hero😝, Morty. And now you’re 🤡gonna have to do whatever👁 I say🗣👄,Morty, FOREVER‼️A-and I-I’ll go ➡️➡️out and find 🔎some more of that 👅Mulan🍥🍜, Szechuan 🤤💦Teriyaki🍗 dipping sauce🍶, Morty. Because that’s, 👉👉that’s what this 🙏is all about ✊️Morty‼️‼️Th-that’s my one ☝️arm 🤳🤙man🕴🏽. I’m not 🚫driven🚘 by avenging my dead💀 family 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦Morty, that was 🙅‍♂️FAKE!!‼️I-I’m driven 🚗by finding🔭🔬 that, 🍗McNugget😩👌🏽💦 Sauce. I want that Mulan🍜 McNugget🍗💦 Sauce, Morty. That’s my series 🎬arc 🌈Morty! If it takes 9️⃣seasons, I WANT MY MCNUGGET 🍗DIPPING, 👅SAUCE SZECHUAN 🤤SAUCE 🗣🗣💦MORTY! TH-THAT’S 👉WHAT’S GONNA 👏👏👏TAKE US, ALL THE WAY TO THE 🔚 MORTY! SEASON, 9️⃣ MORE SEASONS MORTY! 9️⃣ MORE SEASONS 👏👏UNTIL I GET THAT DIPPING 💦💦👅SZECHUAN SAUCE! FOR 9️⃣7️⃣MORE YEARS MORTY! I WANT 💯💯THAT MCNUGGET 🍗🍗🍗SAUCE MORTY!!!