>”Well…”

\*Munches on hotpockets\*

>”…Acktchually…”

\*Caresses waifu pillow\*

>”…You see…”

\*Sucks Cheeto dust from fingers\*

>”…This is incorrect!..”

\*Refuses to shave neck\*

>”…She’s not a, quote unquote, “FURRY”…”

\*Stacks pissjugs in the corner\*

>”…She is, in fact…”

\*Attempts to hide over 4 weeks and counting of zero showers with 2 full cans worth of AXE bodyspray\*

>”A nekominimonomirimimi!”