-be me
-mom is calling you downstairs for dinner
-say that you have lots of work to do tonight
-actually ends up watching 3-4 hours worth of ISS tours like a b0ss gangsta
-mom comes upstairs
-mom is upset that I haven’t done any work
-scream “shut the fuck up i be watching a tour of the ISS what you be doin” to your mom
-leave the house with your belongings including your phone with the intent of running away from home
-watches the same two ISS tour videos near a garbage bin until you eventually die of salmonella and/or scurvy