To understand the astrophysical meaning of life, you must simply ask the universe one simple question: How many piggys would a niggy piggy nig if a niggy piggy could nig piggys. And the answer to that question, while not as astounding as the average Joe would expect, is as following: A niggy piggy would nig as many piggys as a niggy piggy could if a niggy piggy could nig piggys. That may be confounding to some, so let me analyze the statement for you. Keep in mind that the statement is broad and can be interpreted in multiple ways. The question is asking how many pigs a NIGGER piggy could fuck \[over\] if a NIGGER found a way to fuck \[over\] a pig. And we all know that NIGGERs fuck \[over\] anyone (and of course anything) they can if a NIGGER gets a chance to fuck it \[over\]. So, the answer to the question is: A NIGGER pig would fuck \[over\] as many pigs a NIGGER could if a NIGGER could fuck \[over\] pigs.