What did you just say about selling fiction on *amazon*?! I’ll have you know I graduated top of my English class in high school, and I’ve published numerous books that have achieved multiple five star reviews. I am clearly the only ethical writer between us because I **refuse** to help fascists. I will not stoop to write derivative genre-fic, to debase my authorly spirit, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with supporting a exploitative monopoly? Think again, fucker. Just because you’re concerned with ‘earning an income’ or ‘paying the bills’, does not give you the right to engage in late-stage capitalism. Even if you do, you’re writing genre. Fucking **genre**. You’ve lowered yourself to the most disgustingly fundamental and infantile level of inequity. You’re a prostitute, whoring yourself to your corporate overlords for your selfish desire for creative expression. You may as well be a harlot in real life. Me on the other hand, I have a portfolio that spans the depth and breadth of the cosmic-humanistic experience, with fascinating insights into the condition of sapience and the accruement of knowledge at the experience of fellow man. Not only that, I solely write lit-fic, the most perfect expression of the human artes and will never allow myself to be chained and subjugated by your pathetic *genre* you shitlord. What’s that you little bitch? I didn’t publish on Amazon, it was just the spark auto-transition, I had no choice in the matter. No, don’t you dare leave a one star rating on my book! You’re fucking dead, kiddo!