Holy fuck this is one of the worst things i’ve ever read in my entire life. This is an actual fucking eyesore and i regret ever laying eyes on it. Listen here, you actual fucking degenerated retard. If you’re only willing to date someone that falls within these absolutely ridiculous and downright braindead criteria, then your pathetic incel ass is never in a million years going to get any sort of intimate relationship. God, with this mentality i dont think you’ll ever even talk to a fucking female. Implying that you would anyways. Accept the fact that the world doesn’t owe you a girl built for your specific fucking (special) needs, and stop being such a needy whiny fuck. You’ve clearly watched too many fucking chinese cartoons or some shit. 2 nukes clearly wasnt enough. I’d say your best bet is to install a bluetooth speaker in your fucking body pillow. In any case, you should kill yourself and save your parents the trouble of having to pay for all your meals. You disgust me.