I just cummed on my shit.

#FAQ


#What does this mean?

The amount of shit right underneath my cum and cum atop of shit has increased by one.

#Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may decide to cum atop of my shit. These include, but are not limited to:

– Cumming is enjoyable to do inside of the shitter

– Spreading my cum atop of my shit allows me to cum harder

– Shit has not been properly flushed in the toilet

#Am I banned from the Reddit?

No – not yet. But you should refrain from cumming on other people’s shits like this in the future. Otherwise we will be forced to issue a forced shit on your cum, which may put all of your cumming on shit privileges in jeopardy.

#I don’t believe my cum deserved a shit. Can you un-shitted on it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a shit or cum. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a cum shot explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit shitcums within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of cumshit appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

#How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the cum and shit on.. But learn from this mistake: your shit will not be cummed on on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue cumshittings until you improve your shitcums. Remember: Cumming is privilege, not a right.