Shock is very real. When I was a Korean Taliban Freedom Fighter, fighting the Jews, I was involved in a melee with 19 enemy combatants who were armed with Jew swords. I singlehandedly disarmed each warrior by snapping their radius and ulna bones simultaneously. They didn’t realize the breaks occurred until hours later, after I had hog tied them and dragged them back to our FOB. George Bush gave me a standing ovation when he heard of my bravery.