😒 < Hello…
As you can see I am an emoji…
A “meh”, to be exact…
Anywho…
It’s my pleasure to announce our first movie…
yay…
It’s almost too thrilling for words…
So bring the family…
…
Doesn’t have to be your family…
The Emoji Movie…
🎵 EXPRESS YA SELF 🎵
🍦 < So I told management, “I can’t work like this!” These lights! I’m meltin’ in here! This is such a loada…
*pan over to poop emoji*
🍦 < uhhh…
💩 < No, go ahead… finish that sentence.
😒 < I’m positively euphoric right now…
🎵 EXPRESS YA SELF 🎵