you think this is a joke? do you think i’m fucking joking right now? i’ll have you know i have collected every single fucking nutshack figurine and who has the world record for longest nutshack ever? that’s right; me. this is not a joke, this is serious serious business i AM the nutshack not you, you fucking amateur nutshack ripper dare even question me? i refuse to believe someone with such low social status would believe that professional nutshackers don’t include the sweet caring and loving dwayne, you are a goddamn idiot i will rape your fucking dog and demand sacrifice from your elders and then i might forgive you, you really do not know what you have gotten yourself into, who am i? i am the nutshack the grand dad the ripper the feeling of sins crawling up your fucking spine when you see you grandmother dead hanging from the ceiling the cold sweat you feel whilst reading my comment the suicidal thoughts when you half ass a nutshack i am that feeling when you see your girl gettin raped by an 80 year old man with a tatoo that says “mommas boy” on his arm, you have seriously fucked up bad now, it seems like you journey is finally at an end.