Gustov is a proffesianl actor unlike his brother Ginslab who currently works for the CIA. Now we can’t forget about gustav. He currently owns an underground mining business on the south side of Arizona and also owns fortnite. Not only that but he also the richest man in the world. When he was nine god touched him with his toe and was given the power of the god. So obviously he created a whole new realm for himself. But of course under the contract of 1768 he couldn’t do this. He had to undergo several trials about why this would benefit everyone. So eventually he made a deal. Every four years he would give earth something called a chaos emerald. Now before we go any further these are one of the most powerful things in earth and can bend space and matter. Of course they were only given to very special people. Currently the only people that have one is obama, Elon musk, and epic fortnite god tyler ninja Blevins. With these three people they have been given the title influencers and are now able to influence space and time. With these three people they have been given the title influencers and are now able to influence space and time. They have stopped many cataclysmic events such as the moon from majoras mask form crashing into the sun, they have stopped the government from making Wyoming real, and they also created ocean. Now of course all of this good there had to be some bad. In the year 1934 around the same time as the revolutionary war ended the influencers were caught in a controversy with an interstelling race known as boomers. Now these boomers said that these influencers were ruining this nation and that they needed to go catch up on there cop show. So of course the influencers retaliated. They used their unholy god like power to incinerate all of them and this caused rioting all over the universe. To combat this rioting they just decided to give everyone free copy’s of the next Zelda came so everything was fine. Oh jeez sorry I got a bit off track let’s go back to gustav. So after he made the planet he constructed his own empire and created what you know today oxygen. After making this breakthrough his body started to cripple. His limbs broke, his organs failed, Gustav thought this was the end. But no, he persevered. He needed to do one last thing before he died. Gustav shot down a ray of power onto the earth making the earth impenetrable. This protected the earth from the incoming furries that came from the planet devianart. With this final spell gustav and his realm exploded and created the northern lights that appear every year. Oh god. I forgot one major plot point. I forgot the year long battle between gustav and Peter griffin. Uh oh, the government heard! Sorry I must leave. *pulls out blue spray paint* Ahhhhhhhhh.