Oh, you think *your* day was bad? Well my whole family was massacred trying to have a nice dinner in a family restaurant when my edgy teenage brother got pissed at my 3yr old cousin and pulped him, he then went on to shoot my grandma, my mom, and my uncle, my dad later killed himself, my brother was pinned down by law enforcement and took his own life in the bath room my grandpa had a heart attack and died running from the scene, the rest of my extended family were burned to a char when the stove was unattended and caught a nearby towel to burn down the house we were in, I was the only survivor and am currently in McDonalds using their free WiFi to work out inheritances and insurance, but don’t worry cuz I’m only a little depressed