Wow. “Porn.” Is that all you can come up with? Does it satisfy you to think you commented “porn” on a reddit post? Are you such a miserable existence that you just need to say “porn” at something? Fuck off. The reddit r/copypasta subreddit was made for copypastas, IT’S RIGHT IN THE NAME. It was made for hilarious copypastas and not people spitting random shit out like “porn” or “lol” or “based” or “first” or “pog” . Like does your brain even function properly? Are you unable to construct a sentence using the English language? You should seek psychiatric help. You are an idiot, you should be ashamed. Right now, me and my army of 600 alternate accounts are all mass reporting your comment and account for spam and child pornography. I will get your reddit account deleted and I will also terminate your internet connection. You see, l’m actually an elite hacker known as 4chan, and I will do everything in my power to make your life even more miserable than it is. You will have no internet, no computer, no phone, no life, NOTHING. I will install cameras and microphones in your home, you will be under surveillance 24/7. I will ruin your life. I will record you masturbating, and I will sell the video for €1. Because that’s all that you’re worth, you little shit. I swear, if I see another one word “copypasta” on the r/copypasta subreddit that says “porn” or “sex”, I will hack and destroy Reddit. It will not exist anymore, and you will be partially at fault. And you don’t want that, do you? So, I have an ultimatum. Go to school, learn proper fucking English, and then once you write me a 200-page essay on why you’re extremely retarded and a waste of breathable air, I just might give you your digital life backif I feel like it. If you don’t, I will order an elite Navy Seal with over 300 confirmed kills to capture, torture and kill you. Your life is entirely controlled by me now, so be very careful what you do and say.