This actually happened yesterday but it’s hilarious and I don’t really want to share with this with people I know IRL:

My BF was away for a week to see his family (in our COVID19 safety bubble) for the holidays. We were laying in bed catching up and one thing led to another and I started going down on him.

We were just starting out so he still had a shirt on. His shirt was Vault Boy from the video game FallOut giving a big thumbs up. Now, I have never played FallOut before but I know about it since it’s pretty popular. Unfortunately, I know enough about it that as I am giving him that sexy eye contact during the bj, I kind of notice the Vault Boy and the thumbs up.

I guess i wanted to fit in with the Vault Boy cause my horny brain decided to give my BF a huge thumbs up while I’m deep throating his pole. When he looked at me all confused I decided to very confidently say:

**I am the Vault Boy. I live underground**

Bless him he tried to keep a straight face cause I literally said that and started blowing him again. When I realized what I just said I laughed until I cried. I was still eatin dick tho and laughing crying and choking all at once.

Needless to say we had to take a sexy time break and now he won’t stop telling me I’m his vault boy.

TL;DR; got cock blocked by the vault boy from FallOut