wow, this post just gave me the biggest burst of motivation to become shredded and go to the doctors for a checkup, so the nurse/female doctor asks if I’m sexually active and I say no. And when they ask the last time, I say never and then they get really fucking wet because I’m so muscular and still a virgin. They would cop a feel of my arms while they are checking my blood pressure and then while they are measuring my blood pressure, they’d unconsciously be rubbing my arms still and that would cause me to get really horny and I would get really skewed blood pressure readings and then they would prescribe me crestor and I would take it but then I would get health complications because I was healthy and then I would sue them and make a shitload of money from the lawsuit and then I would be able to use that money to get a nice hooker from craigslist