All right 😤 you primitive 🐵 screwheads 🔩, listen 👂up 🆙.  See 👀 this?  This is my BOOM 💥 STICK 🔫!  It’s a 12-gauge double ✌️ barreled Remington.  S-Mart’s 🏪 top 🔝 of the line 👌.  You can find this in the 🏀🏈 sporting goods ⚽️⚾️department 🛒.  That’s right 😌, this sweet 🍭🍩🍬 baby 👶 was made 🔨in Grand Rapids 🏙, Michigan 🏞🇺🇸.  Retails for about 🤔 a hundred 💯 and nine ninety-five 💵.  It’s got a walnut 🥜 stock, cobalt blue 💎💙🦋steel, and a hair 💇 trigger.  That’s right 👍.  Shop 🛍🛒 smart 📚🤓.  Shop 🛍🛒 S-Mart 🏪.  Ya got that 😤!!!  Now I swear 🤞.  The next one ☝️ of you primates 🐒 even touches 🤤👉 me…….💥🔫