Oi, listen ‘ere! Thank the bloody stars our schools ain’t nothin’ like that “Call of Duty” rubbish they got across the pond in America, am I right? Blimey, can’t even imagine kids runnin’ ’round with guns like it’s some kind of game, shootin’ up the place and causin’ havoc! It’s a disgrace, it is! Our schools are for proper learnin’, not for emulatin’ some violent video game! We want our kids to get a decent education, not be caught up in some gun-totin’, trigger-happy mess like they got goin’ on over there! No offense, but that’s just not our cup of tea, mate! Cheers, but we’ll stick to a civilized approach to education, thank you very much!