😒 < Hello…

As you can see I am an emoji…

A “meh”, to be exact…

Anywho…

It’s my pleasure to announce our first movie…

yay…

It’s almost too thrilling for words…

So bring the family…

…

Doesn’t have to be your family…

The Emoji Movie…

🎵 EXPRESS YA SELF 🎵

🍦 < So I told management, “I can’t work like this!” These lights! I’m meltin’ in here! This is such a loada…

*pan over to poop emoji*

🍦 < uhhh…

💩 < No, go ahead… finish that sentence.

😒 < I’m positively euphoric right now…

🎵 EXPRESS YA SELF 🎵