Adjusts tie. Takes a sip of bourbon he doesn’t actually like but performatively drinks because he thinks it’s Alpha. Clears throat.

Oh, so you think it acceptable to label myself, an enthusiast of the computerized gaming media, a so-called “gamer”? And I suppose by your logic it would be unacceptable for I, a proud descendent of the Romans, Goths, Visigoths, Celts, Greeks, Anglo-Saxons, and all other truly great civilizations, to refer to a dark skinned individual as a ni-

The power of the N-word combined with the enlightened euphoria of Logic, Reason, No-Fap, and Racial Psuedo-Science combine and swell within the brain of the unfettered genius to such a point that he explodes in a shower of semen and partially digested chicken tenders.