Oi mate big PJ Watson supporter here n I had no idea they was fookin with me christmas times! I love me some christmas and anyone who doesn’t christmas can garble me bollocks! How dare they undermine christmas culture these bloody muslims and people with parentheses around their names and god save the queen and what have ya.

Wish I could share a pint with this fella he’s got a right good head on his shoulder, speaking of right good head I was getting knackered by me ladybird the other day and she tried to tell me there’s nothing wrong with wishing happy holidays! “Happpy HOOLIDAYS?!” I said. Well you can put your bottom dollar on a trolly track that I sorted her out I did, kicked that trollop right out me window and onto the kabob man below me flat.

Anyway this bloke’s name should be Paul Joseph SHERLOCK because he’s investigating all kinds of mangy shite that nobody else is gobblin about these days unless you count the thousands of cunts just like him spoutin the same waffle because angry xenophobic nationalists thought their way of thinking died in the last plague, but thankfully we’ve got guvna’s like him to keep everyone mad at brown people and thinking that anyone actually gives a fuck whether or not you say merry christmas, so chip chip cheerio and you can tidddlywink me plunge hole with a big boof bag of Alex Jones cock pills that have so much lead in em that Lex Luthor wants to hide his secret supervillain plans in me colon so’s Superman can’t see what he’s up to! That’s a little Yankee joke I picked up from me trip to the states when I served as a character witness in Alex Jones’ custody battle for all the good that did!