I took my kid in last year with a 103 fever, fearing that it was covid. He fought me the whole time, refused to get into the car, I had to literally drag him out of the house and forcibly put him in the car and engage the child locks to prevent him from running out of the car.

Same shit at the doctor’s office, he kept fidgeting with his mask, he wouldn’t stay in his seat. God it was so annoying. We got into the room and the nurse took his temp, 103.2 degrees. She nasal swabs him. Says doc will be there in a few minutes.

I check my phone to text my wife and let her know what’s going on. I got lost in my phone for all of two minutes, I look over and my kid pulled his pants down and is squatting in the corner, taking a dump. Out of pure reaction I slapped him across the face, he fell over in his own shit, crying, rolling around smearing shit all over the floor and wall of the exam room. I punished him with no presents for his 32nd birthday.