i am glad your life is so mediocre that my joke offended you so deeply that you struck back with threats of bodily harm because i said something light, funny, and teasing about my wife.

You go over the deep end, and tell me, because i poked some fun at my wife, (a Soft, Warm, Adorable Latina Angel whose LOVE saved my life 6 years ago)that i am some kind of evil beast… who is responsible for shredding all love between people and nations…

Im glad l got you so worked up at something as innocent as my ill fated attempt at teasing my babydoll because l love her and we are always making each other laugh…

Matter of fact, i think, because you have me thinking about my girl right now, when she gets home from work in about an hour, i am going to have something nice and warm waiting for her to eat, with a nice bottle of wine…
And then, because its Wednesday… Or because the day ends in “y”

I am going to take Tina Marie into our bedroom, and slowly remove every stitch of her clothing, and then I’m going to lay her gently into our bed, and then i am going to proceed,
With pleasuring my Adorable Muse, every way that she has ever told me what rings her bell, and i am going to fall in Love with my girl for the hundred thousandth time…

While you sit in moms basement, shrieking out judgements on people you DESPERATELY seek out,
To be offended by…
Its quite apparent, when you wake up on the couch in the basement every day,
You seek out ways to become enraged, offended, and butthurt.

I, in the meantime, will roll over in the morning, and give my stunning girl a great big smile to start her day…
Im glad you blew your gasket being offended by nothing

Because in a couple hours
I will be reminded yet again, that I AM THE LUCKIEST MAN IN THE UNIVERSE.
SHE CHOSE M.E. –
AND DAMN RIGHT ….
SHE IS A QUEEN…
MY VERY OWN ADORABLE STUNNING LATINA QUEEN…
WHOM I FELL DEEPER IN LOVE WITH, THAN I EVEN KNEW WAS POSSIBLE.

HAVE A NICE NIGHT

IN THE BASEMENT.

ILL BE KEEPING WARM
UNDER THE COVERS, WITH THE WARMEST, SOFTEST FEMALE I HAVE
EVER ENCOUNTERED.

AND YOU WON’T.

CHEERS.