listen to me and listen good you little shit. we as human beings are living on BORROWED time. every carbon particle and atom used to make a human being has been stolen from the universe. and for what? to make random existence: sacks of meat driven by a smaller, more compact sack of meat in the sack of meats head. and in SPITE of this, we sacks of meat struggle everyday to provide some sort of MEANING and PURPOSE to what is otherwise a cosmic accident. what we dont know, is that when we die, our souls ascend to the cosmos, and we become one with the universe. from there, we become totally omnipotent beings, able to live a thousand lives at a time, able to create and destroy at will. we become infinite, immortal beings- GODS. heres my proof: one night, an angel came down to me while i was sleeping, and she opened my eyes. i saw the world how i was always supposed to see it, beautiful and never ending! and she said it could all be mine if i joined her! so THAT is why i am killing myself. i choose to go there now, to not waste another moment in this shit life, in this shit sack of meat, and inherit my kingdom of stars. and if i were you, id kill myself too!