And a lot of it is boring, basic-ass stuff. Not saying I want it to get too weird, but you gotta have a little spice. And it looks too clean, the cinematography is too good. When you’re watching porn, you don’t want it to look too good, there’s a specific appeal to it looking like a leaked sex tape or some found footage shit. You want to feel like you’re watching something you shouldn’t, you know? That’s part of the excitement, that’s what got our willies wet as horny teenagers. When it looks really polished up and has movie quality lighting…I dunno, it almost feels like being pandered to. It feels disingenuous, fake even. There’s something about going in raw, hot and primal, with a nice level of film grain that gets the juices flowing. And the illusion (at least) of passion. Not just, “Alright, let’s fuck so I can make a paycheck.” And for the love of Kevin, no fucking giggling. I hate when two people in a porn video giggle like something funny is going on, this is especially bad in lesbian porn. I dunno, maybe I just have a specific taste, but PornHub doesn’t do shit for me anymore.