(I have no life ok.) Enjoy the show.

Opening Cinematic:

Dedede, Thats the name you should know!

Dedede, thats the king of the show!

He’ll harl and hoot, he’ll give Kirby the Boot!

Dedede is the one!

Dedede is the one! Comin at ya! Ya!

This Dedede Production is brought to you by, Nightmare enterprises!

(We open in the cosmos, Dedede’s star ship fly’s through space.)

Dedede: He kinda stuffy in here, Hey! Where am I!

Dedede: HEHEHE I AM A SUPA STAR WARRIA HEHEHE.

(We then cut to sheep running from a giant monster named Kirby)

Tiff: That cheat!, Dedede made him look like that the star of the show!

Tuff: He must have switched us around while we weren’t looking.

Esgargoon: This majesty’s bigger than ever and that’s saying something.

Dedede: That’s right I’m going to show him some real star power!

Tiff: Kirby, King Dedede tricked us, Your supposed to be the star of the show.

Dedede: That fool’s looking and leaving out on the cutting room floor!

Dedede: Aw help me!

(We then see King Dedede in his castle being chased against kirby, screaming for some reason.)

Esgargoon: Good morning your magesty.

Dedede: Well if it ain’t my faithful servant, Esgargoon.

Esgargoon: Why aren’t you a fit as a fiddle.

Dedede: You are just as spiffy yourself.

Esgargoon: Have you seen Kirby today majesty?

Dedede: He don’t scare me none!

Esgargoon: Sire beware, that evil beast Kirby is heading through our gates.

(Suddenly out of fucking nowhere, Kirby crashes though the castle dispite the fact that he was already there a couple seconds ago.And Kirby commits mass genoside on an entire village)

Dedede: That monster been scaring us far too long!

Esgargoon: If anyone can give Kirby the hev hov its you sire.

Dedede: I’ll kick that Kirby to the Curb!

Esgargoon: Were right behind you sire your a hero to us all!

Dedede: Uh come now little old me a hero, Surly you jestin.

(Cut to Kirby almost steping on Dedede)

Esgargoon: Hey Dedede, Suck it up!!

(Cut to the transforming senquence)

Meta Knight: Look, Its fire Dedede, Our Hero!

Esgargoon: Majesty what do we do, That nasty old Kirby’s at it again!

Dedede: Don’t worry none, i’ll suck up Kirby and send him on out of here.

Esgargoon: Calling warp star!

Kabu: Come warp star!

Dedede: This is the end of you Kirby!

(Dedede and Kirby then go though an “epic” fight sequence and finally defeating Kirby once and for all)

(Also why am I writing this like a shitty fanfic.)