Hello kiddo. Welcome to Reddit. Fresh meat amirite? You might be hot stuff over at 9GAG but here on Reddit, YOU’RE FUCKING NOTHING. I know that apparently you thought your “smart” comment would earn you some karma so that hopefully maybe one day people would consider you famous, but no, it won’t, and you’ll never be famous. Had you held your tongue, maybe you’d still have a chance, but instead you decided to spew bullshit everywhere and look where it got you. After reading your comment, I almost became blind, beaf, dumb, and braindead. Great! Keep commenting shit like this and the FBI will be looking for you for the mass genocide of 9000000 FUCKING REDDIT USERS.

Had you realized the shitstorm that your comment would have brought, maybe you would have thought first, but you didn’t and now your PAYING THE FUCKING PRICE KIDDO. Thats it, really, I’m almost done. Maybe at 9GAG you can get away with this, but here on Reddit we don’t forgive, and we don’t forget. I could delete all 15 Terabytes of porn on your harddrive with just the press of a button. I just wanted to tell you how much I disliked your comment. I could have just downvoted and walked away, but I felt something in you I couldn’t just ignore. I needed to alert the world of your FUCKING STUPIDITY and ignorance to society in general. How does it feel being made fun by a RANDOM INTERNET USER ON A RANDOM WEBSITE. Whats that? You don’t give a shit? Well damn, maybe 15 years later when you’re still living under a bridge you’ll remember the time you shitposted on Reddit. Thats all, I’m really done; really.