Every single day I wait and wait I wake up, I worry and worry I get up then run to my computer to check if shrek 4 is out, it’s not, I run to my friends house and rematch every shrek movie over and over and over and over then when the day is done, I drown my sorrows in pure vodka, rum, and water, then I try to get some sleep, but I can’t, it’s to hard, I need the movie, but I know it will come out one day, and I have to see it no matter what, it’s so important, it’s all I think about, it’s all I see, shrek, shrek, shrek, shrek, shrek, shrek, shrek, shrek, shrek, shrek, shrek, shrek, that word, over and over and over, never stopping all day, all night, my entire life revolves around it, I try reading online fanfictions to clear it up, just help, please I need it, I want it, please, I just can’t do this, it’s too much, I just want the movie, if I worked on making the movie, I would never stop working, ever, I would just type away all day, the happiest man on earth, but I can’t, they won’t hire me, I’ve tried everyday, I even call them to ask if it’s out yet, and this has been going on ever since the first shrek came out, and when a new shrek movie comes out, I get so incredibly happy, I watch it over and over, mesmerize the dialogue, recite the songs, again and again, so happy, but when it’s over, I get depressed, so I watch it more, all I watch is shrek, that’s it, nothing else matters, no nbc, tlc, anything, only shrek movie clips, or the actual movie, I’ve watched shrek in every available language, please, help, me, thank, you so much, please please please, I’m begging you, goodbye..