I’m under 14 I LOVE shoving stuff up my ass :-), feels great, like BlaRedMcg said, use a screwdriver’s handle, make sure not to use screwdrivers that are not smooth (they’re painful) and use it with a condom (I wasted all the condoms in the closet), screwdrivers are often found in the closet, garage, bathroom, attic, basement, or anywhere where car, house or or similar repair utensils are found. ʏou can also ask your parents to boy you a screwdriver for a “school project” you need to “do”, try to find screwdrivers that look like rubber or smooth, groovy screwdrivers, (personally my Favourite brand is “Stanley” they MOSTLY sell ones like the one I’m describing!)) not hard HARD plastic ones, I will put links here to where you can buy these online :-), you should be able to buy amazon gift cards at any convenient, local or grocery store, typically Smith’s, penis’s Market (LOL, a grocery store), Fresh Market or BestBuy (BTW I LOVE <3 the GAY #IDK HOT dudes at BestBuy, they look hot, very turned on, hairy, beardy, sexy, hot face. Once I almost asked one of them, “f**k” me, he had a huge penis) Once you bought the gift card create an account.
it’spretty self explanatory how to buy and register! I would either go to a hardware store and buy a soft rounded screwdriver and shove it up my ass (down here I’ll show you my trick for lube “lubricant”) or buy it on amazon.com because there’s a wide more variety on amazon.com than in stores. Here are the links
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Now for my lube “lubricant” trick is either use your own jizz, semen, cumm, etc. (Too bad if you don’t know how to jizz, haven’t done it at all or isn’t yet in pre-puberty stage.) Google “how to masturbate” then rub that weird liquid on your anal part and shove your fingers all the way up, (if you feel “sh*t” or “poop” in you anus then you should take a sh*t so you don’t get all dirty and finally shove it up your ass, if you’re virgin then you should feel a little pain, keep shoving up and down, you’ll feel a f*****g damn good pleasure and possibly an erection. Another more lubricant MASS producing way is to rub you penis, feel as if you were sucking some HOT bestbuy’s guy’s penis, he’s ass muscly and sexy, hot arms, HOT face, and that you’re kissing, this should get you very turned on and you should feel in your mouth that you have really jelly-ish saliva, now hold lots of it in you mouth and  then rub it around you ass, anus, butt-hole area, if you’re virgin you should feel pain, but keep moving the screw driver up and down, my favoritie position is crouching on my knee like a dog sitting, locating your GAY-anal-f**k-hole, before you shove it in I recommend that you put your fingers with saliva inside your ass to lubricate it, now shove it in, keep moving manually your “dildo” “screwdriver” in and out of your anus for about half a minute to a minute, the “dildo” or screw driver should be fulled with sh*t, but whatever you can either move on to the “sitting dog” position or clean it with a damp wipe, cloth or just regular towels, now you might wanna suck on the “dildo” or “screwdriver” (may sound gross but actually isn’t) and shove it in again to your GAY-f**k-hole-ass-anus, you should now look like this random GAY hot dude f*****g himself with a dildo, and grab on to the end of it the part you put into nuts and bolts, and move yourself up and down where the motion of moving up and down is controlled buy your whole lower body, knees, legs etc. The motion is majorly controlled by your knees, so make sure to move yourself up and down whist (while) holding the screw driver, there are also lots of huge screw drivers if you want something bigger, but I’m pleased with average penis shaped ones 🙂 BTW I love men just like you, teens and young adult men drive me crazy, hot abs too! I hope you’re 99.99% like me, please reply to this thread if you’re GAY and like stuff and men just like I do, and prefer men over women, also I’m bisexual I like girls and boys :D!!! So I hope this has helped you 🙂