By gaining access to cummy’s internal hardware. I can control what he says. I have tried many times to convince the community to hack cummy so he can stop being an annoying know-it-all, but this was futile. However, I can hack cummy on my own, but I can’t because nobody on reddit will give me their credit card number, the expiration date, and the 3 wacky numbers on the back; which is needed to do so. A little boy who heard of my project through an advertisement on a bestiality site (I purchased ads to get help), suggested that I just make the text on my post what I want cummy to say, then just change the text after cummy comments. I though about this solution, but then I pulled up my Luger P08 and shot him because his idea was idiotic. So my question to you all on this subreddit is, Will any of you young, intelligent folks help be on my project to alter what cummy says? You will be greatly rewarded.