hello welcome to mcdonalds you are very very fat should i replace your french fries order with a salad maybe your extra greasy hamburger with a fat free veggie burger according to the scale you weigh 4000 pounds thats disgusting now go be a fatass and suck a dick its less fattening than a big mac hello fat cunt welcome to mcdiarrhea you are one obese motherfucker should i replace your shit ass garbage with something fucking healthy maybe your shit sandwich with something that won’t give you a goddamn heart attack at 40 according to the scale you weigh 4000 pounds thats disgusting you goddamn landwhale now go be a fat cunt and suck a fucking dick its less motherfucking fattening than a fucking big mac Greetings, my good sir. I must welcome you to this most elegant of high-class restaurants which is known by the name of McDonald’s. However, you are quite overweight, and you have ordered a dish that is fairly unhealthy. Might I suggest substituting the potato-based side dish with a healthier salad? How about instead of a hamburger, I shall serve you a meat-free substitute made from vegetables, tofu, or another cruelty-free substance? The device we have provided to measure your weight dictates it to be 1814.369 kilograms! Absolutely ghastly! Please vacate the premises of our fine establishment, continue your hedonistic lifestyle, and maybe try fellatio. You might find that the male sex organ contains less fattening substances than our signature Big Mac..caM giB erutangis ruo naht secnatsbus gninettaf ssel sniatnoc nagro xes elam eht taht dnif thgim uoY .oitallef yrt ebyam dna ,elytsefil citsinodeh ruoy eunitnoc ,tnemhsilbatse enif ruo fo sesimerp eht etacav esaelP !yltsahg yletulosbA !smargolik 963.4181 eb ot ti setatcid thgiew ruoy erusaem ot dedivorp evah ew ecived ehT ?ecnatsbus eerf-ytleurc rehtona ro ,ufot ,selbategev morf edam etutitsbus eerf-taem a uoy evres llahs I ,regrubmah a fo daetsni tuoba woH ?dalas reihtlaeh a htiw hsid edis desab-otatop eht gnitutitsbus tseggus I thgiM .yhtlaehnu ylriaf si taht hsid a deredro evah uoy dna ,thgiewrevo etiuq era uoy ,revewoH .s’dlanoDcM fo eman eht yb nwonk si hcihw stnaruatser ssalc-hgih fo tnagele tsom siht ot uoy emoclew tsum I .ris doog ym ,sgniteerG cam gib gnikcuf a naht gninettaf gnikcufrehtom ssel sti kcid gnikcuf a kcus dna tnuc taf a eb og won elahwdnal nmaddog uoy gnitsugsid staht sdnuop 0004 hgiew uoy elacs eht ot gnidrocca 04 ta kcatta traeh nmaddog a uoy evig t’now taht gnihtemos htiw hciwdnas tihs ruoy ebyam yhtlaeh gnikcuf gnihtemos htiw egabrag ssa tihs ruoy ecalper i dluohs rekcufrehtom esebo eno era uoy aehrraidcm ot emoclew tnuc taf olleh cam gib a naht gninettaf ssel sti kcid a kcus dna ssataf a eb og won gnitsugsid staht sdnuop 0004 hgiew uoy elacs eht ot gnidrocca regrub eiggev eerf taf a htiw regrubmah ysaerg artxe ruoy ebyam dalas a htiw redro seirf hcnerf ruoy ecalper i dluohs taf yrev yrev era uoy sdlanodcm ot emoclew olleh