The organism that which produced an egg cell, which combined with a sperm cell from the organism’s mate to form another new organism, that which it would carry for approximately six thousand five hundred seventy hours and then give birth to, that which created the being known as you and gave you most of your genetic material as well as your mitochondria, possesses a desire to copulate with members of the same sexual orientation, and the presence of this desire often causes me to register this event as humor and evoke a high\-decibel reaction in which I exhale and vocalize my humor of the situation.