Ok so I’m here to answer the million dollar question. Does pineapple go on pizza, ok so it all started in 19 something something I dont really care when it was I think it was when thanos was born idk but let’s not get off track here, so I go to this pizza place with some of the bois we as normal dudes asked the Italian loser for a pineapple pizza, then he replied with some mad spaghetti shit idk I dont understand Italian like who tf would wanna learn pasta as a language, shit I’m going off track here so like time goes by and then all of a sudden this mutant microwave just appears and it says, Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Mmmmmmmmm. Mmmmmmmmmmm. Beeeeeeep beeeeeep beeeeeep idk what that language it is, probably Japanese they are some weirdos anyway the Italian man hands us our pizza it looked really nice and it tasted nice aswell, so about 20 mins later something wasn’t right, we didnt sound right it almost sounded like mmmmmmmmmm. Mmmmmmmmm . Mmmmmmmmmm. Beep beep beeeeeeep. Then I noticed that we could understand that Japanese language I spoke about earlier, so we went back and spoke to the mutant microwave, so we said Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Beeeeeep Beeeeeeeeeep beeeeeeep.
That translated into normal people language is “ay yo microwave nigga what did you say earlier”
The microwave replied saying, Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Mmmmmmmmm. Mmmmmmmmmmm. Beeeeeeep beeeeeep beeeeeep, that translated in to human language is, “did you see that Robert Pattinson is going to be the new batman, I think he’ll be great” I looked at him with horror obviously and thought carefully.
After a long and hard shit I had thought I should use the old internet to make sure the microwave was speaking the truth or not, my worst nightmare came true, ever since that day I have went out my way to burn all pineapple pizzas if, if they didn’t exist Robert pattinson would be dead and would never become batman.
So in conclusion pineapple does not fucking go on pizza, so thank you to the obese discord admin who invented pineapple on pizza, now batman is a fucking wimpy goth vampire bitch.
Also the bois that came with me to the pizza place died of salmonella, sike of fucking course they didnt die of salmonella they died of fucking disappointment that batman is Robert Pattinson. fucking bitch fart nigga dick