And then he said: “minecraft good.” Crowds cheered and rose for a standing ovation. Redditors grinned and, under their heavy breath, said, “wholesome 100.” Reddit gold was flung at him, wholesome awards galore. Pewdiepie, Keanu Reeves, Big Chungus, Danny Devito, and Shaggy were all impressed and went to go dine with him. “It was a successful day” Keanu Reeves said, while munching on Burger King foot lettuce. All of a sudden, a boy at a nearby table was flossing. The people all huddled in fear if this creature, for it was a fortnite player. Fortunately for them, team reddit was there to save the day! With the power of big chungus, the might of shaggy, the wholesomeness of Keanu Reeves, the gaming strength of Pewdiepie, and their new member’s power of Minecraft, they all say, simultaneously, “FORTNITE BAD” as they pound the child into oblivion, they tackle, and proceed to beat up the boy. With barely even a scratch, they walk away with heavy cheers from the restaurant. They walk toward the reddit mobile, and suddenly get a call: “Reddit Team! There has been a report of someone who is saying dog instead of pupper! We need backup pronto!” As they all nod at each other, and tip their fedoras, they drive into the sunset. They did good that day, and were remembered, and cherished, throughout history.