So to identify as a security guard you must have the guard card first of all. Calling a security guard a “cop” is a slur secondly. Our poster boy for this community is Paul Blart. Welcome to the LGBTQIAS community (S stands for security guard. We are more oppressed than those other guys. Have you heard the security guard stereotypes? Once my coworker caught a guy jacking off in the break room. Do you see now how difficult it is? We can’t help we were born as a security guard. Everyday that shiny badge makes me want to kill myself. Cops are trenders. I think they’re faking for clout because in order to be a guard you must not be a war criminal lmao.. #securityguardmedicalism)