I fricking love girls. Y’all are awesome. You’re smart, sweet, generous, and so flipping beautiful. Y’all just brighten my life, and everyone else’s, even if they won’t admit it. You’re funnier than given credit for, and you guys give advice that I would never even think would work. I don’t know if you guys know this, but holding hands with a girl is one of the best things that can ever happen to you. Like every time I’ve ever held hands with a girl are in the top moments of my life, for real. You’re hands are so soft, I feel like a monster holding your hand because of how rough and large mine are. And oh my gosh kissing you! Ugh it’s AMAZING! I’ve only kissed one girl before(I’m 15) and it was probably the best moment of my life. Just being able to embrace you and hold you close makes me feel safe and secure and happy and like I’m on top of the world. I could just hold you forever, and I’d never let go. I know that guys are jerks sometimes, or all the time, but I thank you. Thank you for bringing balance. Without women, we’d literally burn the world down. Also we wouldn’t have babies but that’s beside the point.