Remember F.A.S.T. is a good acronym for detecting an internet stroke.

F – Fucking retarded, barely readable baby goop from what you can only assume was once an adult.

A – A lot of idiots upvoting someone who’s talking like a toddler with a head injury. Although they themselves might not be having the internet stoke they’re sure-as-fuck not going to be any help.

S – Speech (keyboard) that, if spoken in real life, would make the sound like some with a mouth full of Vaseline soaked marbles getting hit in the head with a baseball bat just like that Nazi in the movie “Inglourious Basterds”.

T –  There’s no time to waste trying to save this user. As soon as they’re done spreading their illness here, it’s straight to reposting the same babble-rrhea on digg and 9gag.

Know the signs of  doggo-stroke. You could just save a fellow redditor the time wasted on trying to decipher this shit stream.