Its been 1497 days ⏲ guys. 1497. One thousand four hundred and ninety seven. Yup that’s right, 1497 days since I spanked my monkey. Its been years since I stroked my schlong ✊👋🍌. So long since I’ve chocked my chicken. Months and months since I let the swimmers out of the pool.

I had to fight 👊 to last this long. With sexy af girls 😍 and porn everywhere it sure was hard to resist the temptation.

But now guys? I have reached the 6th dimension. Yup that’s right y’all the 6th fucking dimension 😤. The 4th and 5th were reached earlier in my journey.

I am now basically a god. I can travel 👣 between different realities and universes. I get so much pleasure from seeing the wonders and vastness of the heavens 🌌 that I dont really need my dick anymore.

When I do cum (wet 💦dreams happen), it creates new galaxies. Truly a wonderous phenomenon.

One day I will find love ❤️ and we will partake in coitus together for the purpose of reproduction. There has got to be a 6th dimensional female being out there somewhere but I have yet to find her.

Anyway, good luck to you guys. You can do this. Join me and we can explore the heavens together.