Day 18 of No Nut November, I have grown from 6’5 to 7’6, I can bench 600lbs, overhead press 550lbs, squat 800, and deadlift 900, I have mastered 30 languages fluently, won as a natty in powerlifting and strongman meets, my shoe size has gone from 15 to 23, I now have a black belt in 6 martial arts, played the stock market and made $69,420,000 dollars, I have earned a Presidental Medal of Freedom, a Nobel peace prize, ended world hunger, solved the voynich manuscript, received a MacArthur genius grant, found Atlantis singlehandedly, became a chess grandmaster and have learned to play guitar blindfolded, No Fap and sperm retention has enlightened me beyond comprehension.