Hi, I’m Mark Zuckerberg The Director of Facebook.
Hello Everyone, it seems that all warnings were real, I am indeed a Robot programmed and created by the Superior Reptilian race here to destroy all of humanity by Nuking the Earth with a electromagnetic laser fired from Outer Space this enabling all social media apps created by me to explode like the tsar bomb,if you send this string to 18,000 humans on your list you and that 18,000 humans will be brought to testing in the reptilian mother-base for dissection and to be used as various test subjects. The reason for forwarding this message to the 18,000 humans is so that we can track you down before we active the machine to start the explosives so that you are safely brought in for testing. Once we have brought you to the Mother-base you will be provided with a generous offer of a human delicacy called pizza made from flies,crickets and various other delicate bugs the queen approves of this meal and finds it “finger licking” therefore it is an honor to eat such a meal.Once you have received this message your phone will transmit a wave indicating that your are ready for pick up to the test chambers. The machine will be activated by tomorrow….

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Welcome Mark Zuckerberg……


Before that we will pick you up from the reptilian Zeliton cargo ships to safely transport you to the destination. Thank you for your attention Human….hope you send this to as many humans as you can so we have enough humans to test out our projects on. We hope to see you on the Motherbase.