People say Survivalist sucks yet I never die with it and I always get the most kills with it. If you are on PS4 and have played versus more than once then just know that I beat you. I get hate mail and kicked because I am that good at it. People see my name pop up and start leaving because they already know I am about to wipe the floor with them.

I survive so far in Endless mode that my teammates always end up dying and start voting to kick me because they are sick of spectating me all the time. Or they start leaving.

I will get more kills than you. I will get more big zed kills than you. I will survive longer than you. I will carry us to the boss round. I will carry us as long as I am able to play. I will give you more heals than anyone else. I will get more headshots than you. While you all hide in the guard tower on Prison, I will be out there getting the work done. While you all piss off scrakes and fleshpounds, I dont complain. I simply take care of them or give you heals. I will drop your weapon for you if you die. I will give you all my left over dosh before boss round. I will give you all my weapons and dosh before exiting a game.

I am a better Sharpshooter than you. I am a better Commando than you. I am a better Gunslinger than you. I am a better Field Medic than you. I am a better Survivalist than you. I am better than you in all aspects of the game.

Before you say “cool story bro”, just remember that this cool story was made by the best Killing Floor 2 player on PS4. Ever.

PS: never surprises me anymore than if I somehow miraculously die, my team dies shortly after. But when my team dies, I come out unscathed.