Okay, so Reddit gave me coins a few weeks ago so I was going to give you silver because your comment made me audibly “Ha.”
Then I opened the award options and saw that they must have changed because you can give about 160 different fucking awards.

Fucking fuck Reddit. Between ads, publishing comments in books and Reddit awards, How much fucking money do they need?

Now I am just angry. Dude, it would cost me $4 to put a fucking flair on your comment that says “Yas Queen” That’s not what I expected from Reddit 10 years ago. Great off my lawn.