I watched as the Lamb opened the first of the seven seals. Then I heard one of the four cancerous creatures say in a voice like thunder, “Come and see!” I looked, and there before me was a white horse! Its rider held a stolen meme, and he was given cancer, and he rode as a conqueror bent on conquest.

When the Lamb opened the second seal, I heard the second cancerous creature say, “Come and see!” Then another horse came out, a fiery red one. Its rider was given power to take peace from the internet and to make memers slay each other. To him was given a cancerous editor.

When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third cancerous creature say, “Come and see!” I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of overused memes in his hand. Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four cancerous creatures, saying, “1 repeat of Tracer for a day’s views, and 3 repeats of voice-overs for a day’s views, and do not damage the normies and the posts!”

When the Lamb opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth cancerous creature say, “Come and see!” I looked and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Vine, and YouTube was following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of the internet to kill by ancient memes, videos, and jokes, and by the wild normies of the internet.