The evening before the tournament is very
important. Try to catch the fastest flight to
Vegas available. Try to find 3 to 4 hookers
as fast as possible. Next is alcohol and if
you can score cocaine, you’re doing good.
If by the morning you’re not speeding on
the way to wherever the tournament is in a
stolen cop car and a midget dressed as a
clown in the passenger seat… well, you’re
just not living life.