Bro I needed to like tell you that like I wanted you to know something really important. I’ve wanted to like tell this to you for a long time so I wanted to tell you that I really want you to pay attention a literally just like listen bro I really need it and to confess this to you like bro I’ve wanted to tell you this for so long its literally so interesting and amazing just I needed to tell you this for SOOO LONG like literally 14 months bro like you know what I’m saying like I just need you to know that I’m ready to let you know I’m excited to tell you this I know I literally just want you to listen to me this once we haven’t talked in a while bro so just listen to me bro after that incident I need you to talk to me just once bro like literally I’ve wanted to tell you this for the longest time bro remember that turkey I left in the fridge right? Bro listen right freaking now its just been bugging me for SO long. That turkey you left in the fridge? It really disgusted me that you would do this to me so just listen once. That turkey you put in the fridge, *it went bad.* Bro.