My name is Juanito. I’ve been a stable boy all my life. I’ve always loved watching the sun set, and the horses galloping across the plains fills me with a delight I can’t quite explain. That delight has been there since I was a little boy, but it’s something I couldn’t understand. I never could put my finger on it. Now though, I do. I understand. I want them. Not in the way you would think, either. I see them galloping across the farm and I want them to gallop towards my vagina. I want it deeply, I want it fiercely, and I want it immediately. But how could I get a horse to do this? I asked the new horse trainer with a twinkle in his eye who arrived yesterday for advice….