Right, so women are complicated therefore ive never spoken to one. Cute.
Maybe you should try dealing with a girlfriend who was upset, but for some reason didnt tell you she was upset, because she wanted to slow things down and you didnt waste time coming up with rules for what she wanted then mentioning that she almost dumped you because you didnt know how far her aversion to public displays of affection goes.
Or how about one who will use you as the other guy and then dump you when her real boyfriend wants to move in with her. The real boyfriend I was never told about.
Ive dated women. Im currently dating one. They arent less complicated just because you want to be condescending today.