I have been struck with the upmost curiosity about this reduction of hair. Now, I request that you, my friend, show me this reduction, so that I may confirm whether or not I enjoy it. If not, I shall shame you. If I approve, I shall bring fourth the palm of my hand and start to move it towards your head at an alarming speed, which by doing, will cause you great pain to the point where you will belch out a screech. But fear not! I shall comfort you before the event by confirming to you with my vocal abilities that I do, in fact, take pleasure in this reduction of hair. I shall also call you my close acquaintance as to show you of our deep friendship.