Oh dear god someone needs to help me. I’ve fallen so deeply in love with Lego Yoda it’s not even a joke anymore. I have a folder thats full of him and real yoda with so many pictures. I mimic his voice to feel that much closer to him. I attempt to copy his speech pattern to understand his life and grasp the knowledge he holds. I shriek the lego yoda death noise to feel the pains that brought him to be the wonderful jedi master he is today. I love lego yoda. From his sexy pointed teeth to his unbearably attractive fashion sense put all together with a face that would drive any human mad with lust. Every time he appears on my screen i hold my finger over the F12 key ready to take an absolute plethra of pictures of my MCM. I take screenshot of him the same way a waterfall plows down onto the body of water below it. Every time I get a chance to play him I absolutely take it, even if he isn’t the fastest character. His slow stroll is part of his charm and brings me that much closer to my love.







I love Lego Yoda, so much.