Let me tell you how I became radicalized:

It was a fateful evening on June 24th, 2011. I was going to watch Cars 2, and decided to bring a can of beans, because movie theater food is expensive. While I was enjoying my beans, I unfortunately spilled some. An African American teenager then shouted “this ***** eatin beans!”. The entire theater erupted in laughter. So now I’m a fascist.