nintendo switch is the optimal relationship console so what you gonna do is you gonna milk some cows with her legit i just know that works well to get something started fam. like start then say no that’s not how you do it then show her that you uSE THE FUCKING SHOULDER BUTTONS TOO WHEN YOU PLAY THE FUCKING MILK GAME YOU FUCKING NORMIES

then she’ll still get it wrong and just be like ffs try it here

then whip yo dick out