That’s what they want you to think, see there’s a portal that zooms them right over it, triggered by someone watching an Adam Sandler movie on the inflight menu.

The menu changes based on the ticket price, with high paying tickets treated to masterpieces like The Waterboy, and Economy seats having to sit through garbage like that weird one about the remote.

This conspiracy passes even the president, who can be found watching Happy Gilmore as the planes crosses over.

“How do I know this?”, “What are you smoking?” And “How did you get into my house?” Are the questions I am often given, but it turns out that all I needed to figure out this top secret information was to spend a few days non-stop on 4chan and youtube. This lead me to retired secret agents on Facebook, who informed me of the brainwashing capabilities of vaccines. They plan on turning the whole country gay!

I’ve used information from this very post to figure out the location of the chemical plant involved, right in the middle of the forest!

I’ve put together a plan, and with the loyal support of some freedom loving patriot militias who understand the dark world we live in, full of pizzerias that are really child brothels, and the unnatural lives of the gay frogs, we will FIGHT for ourselves and our nation.

Source: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ