Poop is the solid excrement of humans after a meal. Also called shit, feces, ass matter, diarrhea, and shart, poop is extremely important to society.

Why?

To put it simply, poop is the reason why most people are alive today. If you didn’t poop for a whole month, chances are your intestines would be stretched far beyond the point of being stretched. Pooping is by far one of the most relaxing times of someone’s day.

Even celebrities, such as Michael Jackson, Adam Sandler, Harry Styles, Michael Jackson, and Chris Pratt poop at least 3 times a week. The same goes for some infamous people as well, as Joseph Stalin, Kim Jong Un, and Adolf Hitler pooped many times in their life.

Death By Poop

In today’s society, there has been an increase in poop-related deaths. From current trends, there will most likely be thousands of poop deaths in the future. This is sad.

How can we stop it?

Simply, I myself, being a poop master, would say to stop trying to put the poop back in (as many people seem to be doing nowadays.) it will ensure the safety of your backdoor.