No Cardi B, you are not a certified freak. It is not seven days a week. Wet ass p-word does not make this pullout game weak. I am not f’ing with some wet ass p-word. I will not bring a bucket and a mop for your wet ass p-word. I will not give you everything I have for your wet ass p-word. I will not beat it up. I will not catch a charge. It is not extra large. It is not extra hard. You may not put your p-word right in my face. I will not swipe my nose like a credit card. I will not hop on top. You may not ride. You may not do a kegel while it’s inside. I will not spit in your mouth. I will not look in your eyes. Your p-word is not wet. I will not take a dive. I will not tie you up like your surprised. I will not roleplay. You may not wear a disguise. I will not park my big mack truck right in your little garage. I will not make it cream. I will not make you scream. I will not do it in public. I will not make a scene. You may not cook. You may not clean. You may not show me how you got that ring. No Megan, I will not gobble you. I will not swallow you. I will not drip down the side of you. I will not jump out before I let it get inside of you. You may not tell me where to put it. You will tell me where you are about to be. You may not run down on me. I will not talk my s***. I will not bite my lip. I will not ask for a car while I ride that d***. I will not f’ him for a thing. I have not made my mind up before I have came. I will not get my boots and I will not get my coat for your wet ass p-word. I have not bought a phone just for pictures of your wet ass p-word. I have not payed your tuition just to kiss you on your wet ass p-word. I will not make it rain to see some wet ass p-word. No Cardi B, you do not need a hard hitter. You do not need a deep stroker. You do not need a henny drinker. You do not need weed smoker. You must have a garter snake. You do not need a king cobra with a hook in it. You may not hope it leans over. I do not have some money. That is not where you are headed. P-word is not A1 just like my credit. I do not have a beard. You may not wet it. I will not taste it. I am not diabetic. You must spit. You may not gulp. You may not gag. You may not choke. I will not touch that little dangly thing that swings in the back of your throat. Your head game is not fire. Your punani is not dasani. I will not go in dry. I will not come out soggy. You may not ride on my thing like the cops are behind you. You may not spit on my mic. I will not try and sign you. No Megan, you are not a freak bi***. There will be no handcuffs. There will be no leashes. You may not switch your wig. I will not feel like I am cheating. I will not go on my knees. You may not give me something to believe in. You may not look for a beating. You are not in the food chain. You may not eat me. I will not eat your ass. I am not a bottom feeder. Big D does not stand for big demeanor. You may not make me bust before you ever meet me. I do hang. I will not bang. I will not hurt our feelings. You do not like pain. I will not f’ you and ask “whose is it”. When you ride the d*** you may not spell your name. No Cardi B, I am not f’ing with some wet ass p-word. I will not bring a bucket and a mop for your wet ass p-word. I will not give you everything I have for your wet ass p-word. It is not from the top. You may not make it drop. That is not some wet ass p-word. I will not get a bucket and a mop. That is not some wet ass p-word. You may not talk Wap, Wap, Wap. That is not some wet ass p-word. The macaroni is not in the pot. That is not some wet ass p-word.