mild tenders?! MILD FUCKING TENDERS?! so you’re tellin ME

that you go to FUCKING POPEYES

go to order your FUCKING FOOD

and get MILD

FUCKING

TENDERS

DO YOU THINK PEPPER IS SPICY?

CAN YOU NOT EAT MAYO BECAUSE OF HOW MINTY IT LOOKS?

CAN YOU NOT HAVE RED MEAT BECAUSE THE JUICES TOO CLOSELY RESEMBLE BLOOD?

WHY ARE YOU GOING TO POPEYES ORDERING MILD GOD DAMN TENDERS

LIKE YOU OWN THE JOINT OR SOME SHIT

WHEN YOU SHOULD BE BACK HOME

PREPPING THE HOUSE FOR YOUR YOUNGER COUSINS *FUCKING BAR MITZVAH*

I CAN’T *BELIEVE*

I LIVE ON A *FUCKING PLANET*

WHERE PEOPLE GET FOOD FROM *POPEYES*

ACTING LIKE ANYTHING LESS THAN THEIR SPICY CHICKEN

IS EVEN *WORTH THE FUCKING MONEY*

HOW IS THAT EVEN FUCKING LEGAL

HOW HAVE YOU NOT BEEN LOCKED UP ALREADY

YOU SHOULD BE IN FEDERAL CAPTIVITY YOU PUSSY TOUNGED FIEND

*MILD FUCKING TENDERS YOU’VE GOTTA BE SHITTING ME*

i don’t even underSTAND ANymore

WHY DO I EVEN STAY ON THIS FUCKING ROCK ANYMORE

WHEN MY OWN SPECIES

MY OWN

FELLOW MAN

THINKS IT’S *REMOTELY* OK

TO GO TO POPEYES

AND ESSENTIALLY ORDER “grilled chicken with light salt, overcooked”

*INSTEAD OF PROPER FUCKING CHICKEN*

chRIST IM Going to bed fUCK this

good FUCKING DAY TO YOU