As I pressed play, I have encountered something remarkable, yet so prohibited. Reluctantly, my pecker arose from its hibernation. Entirely awaken, it sprawled in prestige to be better left unknown (a lass in Minecraft anatomy). For time, I was in unfamiliarity as I identified every element of the attractable epitome of desire. We frolicked, my wang and I, in a tango of bliss that reverberated like the Turin Erotic Papyrus. Show no fear dear reader, for I have forsaken my own nobility and honor.