You know what I hate? Moles. They are dirty, obese rats with massive hands and dirty uncut nails. They spend all their time digging stupid little holes underground that lead nowhere. Their eyes are way too small for their body and you can barely tell they have them. Hell, some moles don’t even have eyes, and have to use their clammy hands and stupid untrimmed whiskers to navigate. Real shame moleskin isn’t made of actual moles so they could actually be useful for something other than being a menace to society.