Whatever man. Slapping is the fastest growing sport in the world and the logical evolution of combat sports. Why anyone would waste their time watching skill-less boxing or MMA is beyond me. They have done studies that show slapping is more effective and is closer to the way cavemen fought. Have you ever watched a real street fight? Our instinct is not to do the flowery dancing crap they do in the ring, but instead to go for the kill with slaps.

But yeah, to each his own. Just hope you never cross a trained slapper in a dark alley with this kind of attitude or you’ll be struggling to recall your own name following the velvety caress of his open palms.