When u/shittytranslatorbot invited me to come to Inastindu to not do the conga, I just couldn’t resist. I went to Inastindu and was shocked to discover the true greatness of this conga-free land. The rivers flow rich with men and women who did the conga being deported to the sea and their mascot is that one clock emoji that somehow appeared through the magic of translating. Shitty and I did the ong ong all night. Inastindu is an incredible attraction and I highly recommend it to everyone who wants to don’t do the conga.