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“What is that wart on your arse? It’s got MR. Pepto Bismol in it!”

Oh, Mr. Pepto, what causes this cancerous rash on the surface of your arse? It’s a common Staph infection by itself, but particularly in young, healthy persons.

“Oh, that’s why I put Lantus Tubes in my piss!”

Wrong! The truth is: putting these things in your piss is perfectly healthy, and anything that comes in contact with them will **not** make you cough up blood, or the veins will collapse, or both.

I’d put it in my anal cavity… Pissing in there is a much more likely source of infection, and there are some nasty bacteria invading the anus every day, and if you don’t want to do anything about it, you can just piss into the colostomy bag, which is just lying there on the floor.

EDIT: I realise I was a little off, but I’ve been at this for five hours, and I’ve probably been pissing in my piss for seven. I’ve forgotten how much stools a day can make me, and I don’t know people’s ages, but I’m thirtyish, and I’ve been in hospital for six months. I’ll be getting one of those plug – kind of like oxy-in for an oral contraceptive, just with hormones; and I think I’ll have to get it removed,