The Office, The Customer Service, The Fun Times for you a Delightful Human.

Full Job Description

What a wonderful daytime life it will be for you when you start working with us here at this lighthearted e-commerce company that ships musical instruments all over the country and the world. It should make your nighttime and weekends happier.

You will wonder, after you start working here, “How did I previously work in this world where corporations controlled the minutiae of my mental machinations? And the managers they managed to find to manage me– How did they get them so full of inconsiderateness and low-grade abuse because of what the world did to them? How did I survive?”

Those are good questions, but please be aware this is not a job to just goof around and play unicorn bingo all day. We are not your kindergarten teacher asking you to sit in a circle and clap hands. (You were so cute then, though.)

Nope, this is a real job, and involves learning real things. We may appear to be a loose knit cabal of goofballs here, but please be aware that on the inside, everyone here has to channel their Inner Adult. That is what makes it work. We are the reverse of a mullet. Party in the front, but Business in the Back.

For us to hire, we need to trust you will get your work done with alacrity. “What does the job actually entail?” you might ask.

Well. you have to be able to do emails and phone stuff and work with several other people here in helping out our passionate and oblivious customers, and several others tasks, like basic spreadsheeting, website checking, and talking to other employees about different department things. So being unafraid of math (on a most basic level), being a good calm communicator, talking on phones, replying on emails, interacting with people at work, not in a cubicle being all growly.

It is a lot of things, but we all do them in this department.

And we do them so smooth and seamlessly, that we grew and now we need another person helping us.