Every time I watch Phineas and Ferb, I get a throbbing hard-on to Perry. His tiny turquoise body with it’s perfect round corners, and his gibberish chattering language turns me on. I can only go to sleep at night if I watch an episode of the show. Sometimes, I have wet dreams imagining Perry in one of Doofenshmirtz’s traps, restrained for me to have my way. I lust for the small platypus, and one day hope to get one of my own to *love* and *caress*.