So here’s the story;

So I was riding in this old Volkswagen, on some road, and there was a lot of undead humans. After that, I met a very weird woman, she made me nervous, then she took me in and made me a morning meal, and then she said; “Do you sir, come from Australia? Where they say women can glow, and men plunder? Can’t you hear that thunder! You should run and take some cover!”

The next day I was in the capital of Belgium. While there I decided to buy some bread from a man. He was very tall, maybe about 6 ft 4 inches, he was very masculine. I asked him “Do you speak English, My native language?” The man ignored me, and handed me a Vegemite sandwich. He then said “Do you sir, come from Australia? Where they say beverages can flow, and men chunder? Can’t you hear that thunder! You should run and take some cover!”

Somehow, I was in Bombay, India, and I was lying in some den, and I have a sack jaw and had nothing really to talk about. I said to man, “Are you trying to tempt me, because I come from the land of plenty?” he then said “Do you sir, come from Australia, where women can glow and men plunder? Have you heard that thunder! You should run and take cover!

So, what a crummy life I have right?