—This is CNN Breaking News—

In the headlines tonight: all of the liberals have been fucked. We can confirm this was a mass-violation of human rights commited epicly, Shapiro-style. Mass chants of “Own the libtards!” were heard from afar as the crowd of patriotic conservatives marched towards the epicentre of the rape scene. As such, nearby witnesses of liberals have provided that they have been, allegedly, completely and utterly rekt.

As this event is breaking, details are only starting to roll in.