when my dad found out the type of women i masturbate to he gave me his favorite playboy and made me cum to each and every model as he watched. it was a long night. my dick was raw and bloody as he coached me on how to masturbate to them correctly. he said they were too beautiful and heavenly to be desecrated by my half-assed masturbation attempts. he told me to go faster, go slower, to loosen or harden my grip. that i would never be a man if i didnt know optimal masturbation techniques. when we were done the sun was coming up. i slipped and fell in the fluid covering the floor, a mixture of my tears and cum. he called me pathetic as he walked away.

and thats why im gay now. happy pride