Swiper is so misunderstood. You don’t see swiper out here with a BMW and a gold watch; he swipes for survival and survival only. In this essay I will argue that Swiper is merely a byproduct of generational swiping to obtain just a basic quality of life, backed into this nefarious world due to being a cog in a deeply corrupt society dominated by Dora. To critique swiper’s swiping is the same as critiquing a cuttlefish for it’s elite camouflaging abilities and competitive edge in the predatorial marine landscape. It might not always be fair but in a society dominated by irrational agents like Dora, you got to do what you got to do to make it. Dora made the game, Swipers just playing it. Next time, maybe think twice before telling Swiper not to Swipe.

When Swiper gets caught he always utters “Aww man” as a cry for help, knowing that tonight his family will go…….