Dear Babies,

I fucking hate you so much every time i see you i wanna curb stomp it so bad. You make me so angry i wanna puke up my lungs on the floor, you stupid fucks can’t even read. You fucking live off of your mothers and government handouts for the first 3 years of your lives. youre turning this country into soviet russia. Go to school you stupid fucks, and your language is bullshit. Gagagoogoo my ass. Honestly throw yourself off a bridge you stupid baby, but i guess i’ll have to tell that to you, because you can’t read. I would rather eat roadkill skunk asshole than try to talk to a baby. We should’ve just used you in stem cell research you low life piece of trash instead of your mother carrying you around for nine months just for you to come out and not know science, and just be useless for three years. You could’ve cured cancer but instead you just spent your time eating applesauce and drinking breast milk. Look at you going around in your strollers, use your legs you fucking dumbass. What do you mean you can only crawl you have legs for a reason. Just use them you inbred cunt. Just go to school for fucksake. Also, stop crying like a little bitch, get used to the world fucker. It’s not all sunshine and rainbows like you seem to think it is. Your father should’ve pulled out when he had the chance, that explains why he left. You big fucking disappointment. I one day hope to kill all babies, maybe that will teach you to stop asking for mommy little bitch.


Yours Truly,
An actual functioning Adult member of society




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