Lemme break it down
70,000 probably dont live in america and wont pay money for a ticket to get shot for something they dont really care about
20,000 are probably kids and can’t go cause their parents would say no
150,000 said yes for the memes and wont show up
10,000 are US government officials who made multiple accounts and plan to take out the rioters before it even starts
1,000 are aliens who want to find their missing family
1 is US president Donald Trump, there to try and calm the masses with a shitty speech
9 are his bodyguards
1 is Russian president Vladimir Putin, there to diss rap Donald
3 are *his* guards
5,000 are people who arent from america who *could* be bothered to buy a ticket to go die
And 26,986 are actually storming Area 51 cause they want to
and when they get there the people in charge of Area 51 will have removed all the alien corpses and sex dungeons and replaced them with a giant ball pit