Trees are so weird, they’re like big and tall. Real good looking plants with a lot of races. And they’re like gnarly growing at the sun. Like the sun is a big dude and the trees are just coming at him. Even the small trees are tough sons of bitches making a move at the sun. Their skin is all hard and cracked and flavorless. I like to think I can grow up to be like a tree. Confident enough to try and take on the sun. But I’m way shorter than trees are and not as good looking. I bet nobody ever saw me and thought, that dude is a tree at heart. Maybe I’m like a grass or something. Not grass like weed but grass like grass. The one that’s in the ground you know? Google trees are so weird they die every winter and then are reincarnated as the same thing. That is so weird and then they got dudes living in them. Luke a squirrel or rabbit home is the trees. Isn’t that weird Google? Thank you for typing me phone. Phone stop listening. Phone shut off.