Jesus fucking CHRIST. Everyone who upvoted this and the faggot who posted this should be hung and sent to jail. This is very fucking obviously satire. There is no way you are moronic enough to even THINK this is satire. In fact how could this be anything BUT satire? The mere fact you call this cringe just shows how faggoty you are, OP, this is obvious satire. Like, come on man the satire is so obvious. I mean seriously JESUS CHRIST this is SATIRE. I’ll say it again. This. Is. Satire. SATIRE. Not cringe. SATIRE. This is satire that’s what it is. Obvious too. Obvious satire. What’s wrong with you OP, posting obvious satire? This is a subreddit for cringe, not obvious satire. Once again. SATIRE. Jesus I can’t believe you’ve done this. You’ve posted obvious SATIRE.