Dear [Your Name Here]

You are the love of my life, the bearer of my seed, the target of my binoculars. Not a day goes by when I don’t reject the throbbing masses of women, ever so desperate for a piece of my soul. “BUT NO” I shout at them! BEGONE, THOT! ONLY [Your Name Here]!

They understand. They could never compare to you. They aren’t as pretty, as touchy, as tasty.

They are not worthy of me. Only you, my fair lady, are.

We have been playing a most undignified game. For the last eternity, we have sat, peas in a pod, our eyes yelled SEX but our mouths whispered patience. Such a charade we must do to protect the sacred idea of virgin innocence. But at what cost? We lie, incomplete, desperate, childless and dry. Our hearts yearning for a mate that hasn’t yet come.

But [Your Name Here]! You are my one! You are the missing piece to finish my puzzle that so sits, with nothing but itself.

I don’t deserve this! Forsaken to solitude, banished to the edges. Surely you too can see this.

Satisfy the deeper part of us, the part we both have. The primal spirit burns within us. I see it.

Love me up close like I have from afar. Lets mate for glorious eternity.

Your one true love

[My Name Here]