Ted Talk 69 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): I come to make an announcement. My name is Birb and pissing pants is my job and Im considered a professional, so to help you guys piss your pants I will make an educational post about pissing pants because I have big brain. How to piss your pants in 3 easy steps, but first, what is piss and is for me? Well piss is urine dumbass and urine is piss. And yes, is for you. Now how to piss. Theres 2 versions. piss and cum. How to piss is to drink too much for your health and then let it go when you feel desperate. Don’t go to the bathroom, if you do you have become the very thing you swore to destroy. However there is one more method called cum and it is when you think about doing a funny naked game with woman. Finally do a wanky wank with your penis, and now you know how to piss and cum.