7 is a lonely fuck who doesn’t get pussy since it’s a pathetic prime number. Whenever I’m required to divide 7 tangible objects for less or more than 7 people—I just fucking give up. And whenever I ask somebody to tell me their favorite number: they always answer 7—what’s so fucking special about 7? Maybe they relate to it—maybe they’re also pathetic primes.

Why can’t people appreciate highly composite numbers (numbers that have more divisors or factors than any number before it)? I mean look at 5040 here: it’s divisors are 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, etc. It has 60 fucking factors and nobody gives it love. It’s why circles are measured in 360° degrees; why we have 60 seconds in a minute, 60 minutes in an hour, and 24 hours in a day (except for weeks—some fat fuck decided it would be a good idea to have a week be equal to 7—he must be one of those people with bad taste in numbers and stan 7).

In conclusion: 7 is the K-Pop and 5040 is the Tally Hall of numbers.