All that murder on the field and the lack of my soldiers saluting to the handsome image of myself on the wall is starting to get to me.

So, I punched out one of the staff and then ran them over with a jeep.

I made sure nobody saw me and my base doesn’t even have security cameras, partly because I’m a cheapskate, and that I don’t have the blueprint for them. 

And yet somehow, I get a MISSION FAILED with Kaz saying “Boss, Have you Lost your MIND!?” and then Ocelot saying “Looks like you aren’t the Big Boss we were looking for afterall.”

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!? NANI!!?

First off, how did I fail the mission when I am not even on a mission? And then how did anyone see me, which I made sure nobody did and nobody should have the balls to report that the Boss ran over one of the staff with a Jeep.

There be no privacy in Mother Base!

So both Kaz and Ocelot have something to say when I run over one of my staff, but only one of them has something to say at any one time when I accidentally fall off a platform in Mother Base…

They are busy yelling SNAAKKKEEEEEE!!! or BOSSSSSSSSSSS!!! instead of sending somebody to pick me up and send me to ER cause I broke my leg and arm and ribs from those accidental falls.

Nor do they feel the need to have somebody fish me up when I fall into the ocean, but instead they are busy yelling SNAAAKKKKEEEEEEE!!! or BOSSSSSSS!!!!!

You know, I might not have died if they fished or picked me up in time…

I’m going to see if I could run Ocelot over with a Jeep…