Have you ever wanted to say the N-word, but have no black friends to give you a pass? Well you’re not alone. Millions of white males suffer everyday from N-word deficiency.

 Here’s how I, a 13 year old white male have acquired thousands of niggas into giving me the N-word pass. It’s actually pretty simple.

 First, you have to create a shrine to summon the essence of the nigga. To do so, dig a hole exactly 69 inches deep and 420 inches wide. Then, get a KFC bucket with 6 fried chicken breasts, 9 grams of weed, and 4 watermelon slices weighing exactly 20 grams, and put them in the hole. Once complete, pour lube all over it and let it harden, sealing the hole. Then, get two Uzis, cross them over the hardened lube and begin to chant any rap song. See, the thing here is that the song MUST have been written by a white person. If it is written by a nigga, it won’t work. I personally prefer “loseth thineself” by Eminemus Maximus, but songs by Miniature Male Genetilia-y (known as “lil dicky” by niggas) will work as well. Repeat the song three times then discharge each uzi into the air until the clip is empty. But here’s the hard part.

 You have to have a female by you that you can impregnate. Personally, I asked my sister to do me a solid one, but any female will work for you. Once you have impregnated her, you must wait 6 minutes and 9 months, and then she will birth a black male. (Keep in mind that the girl you impregnate must be white. The child being black is the result of you successfully completing the ritual) then, go to Walmart to get cigarettes and never return. For the final step, you must supply her with $420 worth of child support over a period of one week, and as soon as you provide her with the final dollar, the black child will come to you and every day Grant you the N-word pass once at the exact time you deposited the 420th dollar.

 Due to your works at the shrine, he will never age past how old he was when you gave the 420th dollar, and even if he can’t do it in person you will always get one N-word pass per day. I’ve done this ritual three times, and as a result, get three N-word passes per day. The passes do stack up when not used, and as a result, I have hundreds of passes stored in my bank account. Feel free to message me and purchase a few while stocks last .