Okay I’ve put a lot of thought into this, and I am pretty certain God doesn’t have balls. Hang with me here. Balls are a male reproductive organ that make sperm. In fact, animals and humans alike can live without them due to them not being a vital organ. Now let’s go over to God now. Many people believe that man was made in God’s image and that there is only one God. For the sake of the argument, we’re going to assume God has a penis for peeing or swinging around, and he isn’t some no gender people pleaser. The question is are there balls attached to this so called penis. Well, if there is only one God, why would he need balls? Unless there were other beings like himself or at least at one point there were, he would have no need for balls. Now, I guess God could sculpt some perfect gonads and slap them on himself, but why would he want to make himself vulnerable to slightest of twists and squeezes. Think about our own balls. They just hang in a sac outside of our body. God probably made man but realized they had no way for them to reproduce so he glued some on the dude and moved on. Due to this realization, I could not continue to praise a false, ball bearing God and have created a new religion. If anyone would like to be inducted into my new-found church, feel free to look us up so you can start your spiritual journey with the one, true, ball-less God. Thank you. 🙏