***Chapter I***

So everyone from this class was at this giant outdoor playground chilling then it suddenly turned to home time, Otto told everyone to hide because his dad is here to pick him up and his Dad will come and rape us. Everyone was laughing but he was serious but no-one was listening, so I left to go home early I went home for some reason we didn’t have custard tarts so I had to have some shitty chocolate thing? That was very confusing anyway I look outside my window (that was for some reason next to the playground) and I see this giant muscly dude (kind of like The Rock but white) straight out finding people and raping them. I was like wtf so I left my house to see Otto’s dad playing rape hide and seek and who’d just found someone of the roof of the park. Before my eyes Otto’s dad turned running to me, running really fast I had managed to take the slope down and juke him then Otto shouted “He’s in AI mode now!” he was much faster and I couldn’t juke him I panicked and told everyone to “Disconnect” (I was confused for a second why I even came up with the idea to disconnect as everything seemed very real at the time). Then I waited a while and reconnected.

***Chapter II***

After I had connected everyone was gone so simply Ronald McDonald came up to me and I asked “Where did my friends go?” and he replied “Oh Otto’s dad shipped them in crates” I was shocked; I didn’t know what to say so then Ronald nodded and then he had taken me to a kitchen with this random cartoony looking chef, Ronald didn’t say anything and him and the chef were just nodding at one another I thought this was ridiculous and a waste of time so I was about to leave and the chef said “Wait follow me” in a Italian accent and so I followed him, he was holding cleaver and the door that we were walking to had a No Burger symbol drilled in metal on the bottom right of the door, past the door was this beach with merchants either side so I followed him still and then everything was a blur. But now we have a Jet apparently to shoot down the plane, so that’s cool, me and Ronald.. only that the planes were tiny. So we find the plane we start shooting it and the said “We don’t want trouble we were just ordered to deliver the crates – we don’t even know what’s in them” but we shoot the crates out anyway because it looked cool. The crates fell but in the ocean. Fuck we didn’t think this through. Some people died because the crate was half in the ocean and half out so some people drowned anyway we collect who is alive and we swim back to shore, everyone is happy but were missing some crates still.

Then I woke up and ate a custard tart