TIFU by putting my cock in an electrical socket

Hey guys, so I have seriously fucked up today. So today I was doing the usual jerkin of the gherkin when I started to get bored. The anime girls I was spraying my child syrup to just weren’t cutting it anymore. That was when my honey brain had an idea. An idea that at the time might not have seen too bad but in reality was absolutely awful in retrospect. I wondered what it would be like if I were to make a reverse vibrator for my canoodle doodle. I’m not gay or anything, but I also pondered why girls love it so much. So with my sticky meat saber in hand, I walked over to the electric socket and stuck my ding Dong in. At the time my prospect wasn’t too stupid as I was under the influence of hormones but now I can officially realize how brain dead that was of me. So I eased my my cock a doodle doo into the socket with the man milk easing it’s way in. That was when it hit me. What felt like a trillion volts at once surged the outside and inside of my male genitalia. The pain struck me in a nanosecond. I could feel my foreskin shriveling up in a burning hot electrical surge. The white pee seemed to have created a glue like substance that not only trapped my lower horn, but heat it up, making the pain even more unbearable. I could feel the inside of my breakfast sausage being melted at the instant and I screamed out in pain. The kind of screen Wendy made in the shining. I desperately tried to escape, begging my Lord Jesus Christ to free me from this torture, praying and praying that he would spare me an ounce of mercy. I somehow managed to pull my silly spring out. People who had been kicked in the ballsack will never know how much worse my suffering was for all eternity. I will soon be going under the knife as my Wiggler will have to be cut off and I will need to pee directly out of my urethra. Wish me luck.

TL;DR: I put my dick in an electrical outlet and I will regret it for the rest of my life.