#CRINGE COMMENT DETECTED

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You have scored: 0/69

Score required to pass: 69/69

*This bot detected a pretty cringe comment. A human being will arrive shortly to determine your punishment.*

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Hello! I am the creator of the Cringe detecting BoT (CBT). It looks like our bot detected a cringe comment. Please give us a moment to review your comment and determine the cringe level in case this was an error.

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Yep! Sorry bro, but that’s a real cringe comment! Fortunately, we’ve got a strict punishment system to put cringe normies like you in their place! Here’s what’s gonna happen!

#STAGE ONE

Your comment will be downvoted. Remember: Posting cringe could cause you to lose subscriber!

#STAGE TWO

You will be reported to the Reddit admins. This will aid us in stopping you from posting any more cringe.

#STAGE THREE

You will start to feel a sense of uneasiness and/or the feeling of being watched. Ignore this. Everything is perfectly fine!

#STAGE FOUR

You will start to have rather odd dreams. Here is a common example of what you can expect to see: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ2JyY_bIZU

#STAGE FIVE

Do not tell a n y o n e.

They don’t need to know about you posting cringe! 😀

#STAGE SIX

Exactly eight days, twelve hours and thirteen minutes after you receive this message, go to your bed and lie down. Close your eyes. Make sure you are alone. (Wearing no clothing is preferred)

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#STAGE SEVEN

Taking a painkiller or two might be helpful for this stage!

You should hear either your front door open or one of your windows smash.

This is fine.

You will hear something/someone come into your room.

This is fine.

Your clothes will be taken off (If you are wearing any)

This is fine.

You will feel a sharp pain in the general area of your genitals. This is completely normal. The entity you saw in your dreams is NOT in the room with you. Make sure you keep your eyes closed!

(Any sudden movements are also not recommended)

#STAGE EIGHT

Wait approximately fifteen minutes. Please ignore the excruciating pain your private parts are currently in. Don’t worry about the feeling of warm liquid pooling between your legs.

Remember to keep your eyes closed! Making eye contact with h̴̪͘į̷̗̌̔m̵̡̗̈ isn’t a real fun experience! 🙂

#STAGE NINE

Alright! The process is now complete!

Check it out! We ripped your foreskin off! Isn’t that something? This is what cringe posters like you get!

Do not tell anyone.

Do not see a doctor.

Do not go to a hospital.

#BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY:

Don’t post cringe!

Have a great day! Thank you for your time. (And foreskin!)

😉