The day was January 20th it was a stormy night Joe walks in discretely breathing he slowly opens the door to the oval office his heart filled with anticipation he opens the door to the presidential sanctum he opens the door to Donald trump laying in a sexy pose on the desk he says hey there sleepy Joe are you ready to sleep with crusty d? Joe Biden stutters “s s sure man” take that mask off sleepy Joe and Open wide for the trump tower! Yes trumpy kun. He engulfs his aging girth, with a quick thrust trump shoots dust into joes mouth the celebration is quickly interrupted by the chair swiveling around, it’s Bernie Sanders the CEO of antifa he is dressed in the full official antifa uniform covered in sleek patches with the three arrows and the rose city antifa patch he reveals a bat that says FCK NZS and said are you two fascists ready for some roughing up? Joe Biden stutters, y y y you’re just an idea! No I snuck in here with my soros money! Now bend over you little fash he lightly taps joe Biden’s posterior with the bat joe let’s out an oomph