How annoying when Redditors make dumb jokes in an obvious comment chain just for the internet World Wide Web karma points. Do you really have nothing better to do than sit around on this website and make these inane little comments?

I mean, I get it.

It’s nice to sometimes just chill on a website and make a joke here and there. Clears your head of the day’s stresses.

But mans.

I see this type of crap smeared all over this website. It engorges me (with fury). It makes me big (with anger). It caresses me (with frustration). It’s a horrible experience overall.

I wish this would stop. Just **STOP!!!**

I think I’ve made my point clear.

That said, to cement the point, I shall be a teacher to you. Not out of malice, but out of love and care for you. And for humanity as a whole. Like a wise sensei, I shall grant upon all of you a downsensei in order to ensure that you learn your lesson. Such negative reinforcement shall surely encourage you to become a better person and contribute more to society and the betterment of other people’s lives.