What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I was the top player in my high school chess club, and I’ve been involved in numerous tournaments on Lichess.org, and I have over 900 confirmed wins. I am trained in modern chess theory and I’m the top chess player in my entire region. You are nothing to me but just another 500 ELO noob. I will wipe out your pieces with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of GMs across the USA and your Lichess account is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your chess career. You’re fucking mated, kid. I can play anywhere, anytime, and I can checkmate you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my knights. Not only am I extensively trained in pawn structure, but I have access to the entire database of chess openings and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable pieces off the face of the board, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will pipi fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking mated, kiddo.