Dear Ethan and Hila, i know you probably get comments like this all the time, but i just need you to know… i jizz inside myself all the time thinking about your incredible content, you just make my dick laugh so much that it can’t help but vomit up all over the floor with the potential babies i would’ve named after y’all. Sometimes i sit so close to my computer screen that i really think im right there with you Ethan, and you’re just talking to me, telling me how stupid some people are and i can’t help but smile like an idiot at your beautiful chub and you’ll probably see me there sweating into my underwear that i might need to change it and maybe you’ll let me borrow yours. i just can’t help myself but tell you the truth. my name is max and im a heterosexual man with a simple desire for your cock to violate my intestines (not gay though, more like non-incestual bro love if you know what i mean, you know what i mean?, i know you do, you have to, you’re like my dad after all.) Anyways i think you’re the best youtuber ever, you’re like a girlfriend to me honestly lol no im kidding, im definetley the girl in this relationship but youre seriously like a daughter to me and i know you feel the same way so im just gonna go catch an airplane and come to your house make sure to send me your address while im on the way there because if you dont i might get lost and get murdered by Hila because i know she hates me, but loves me deep down as her pet. Okay for real this time, you really are amazing, like if you were to even say one word to me i think i might implode from the amount cringe because i hate you so much. go fuck yourself. i love you two so much <3