I like to go to zoos a lot. I especially like funny zoos. When I got back from work one day, I saw an ad on my phone that said, “Want to see funny monkeys? Go to Funny Funny’s Zoo right now.” I was excited. Monkeys are my favorite animals and I like monkeys that are funny. The next day, I drove to Funny Funny’s Zoo to see the funny monkeys. I arrived at the zoo, but when I got there, there were no people working there! I walked around the zoo and saw no funny monkeys. There wasn’t a single animal there! I was shaking and crying. It was strange for a zoo to not have animals in it. I heard my phone ring. When I picked up my phone, I saw that somebody was calling me. When I picked up a phone, a spooky voice told me, “There is a funny monkey in the zoo.” Suddenly, my phone started to levitate and flew away from me. I went to chase my phone. The phone seemed to be guiding me to something. Then the phone stopped. I picked back up my phone and saw a funny monkey. I laughed out loud when I saw the monkey. The monkey was pretty funny and epic. Then, I heard the monkey to a big, stinky poopy. The monkey started to speak. “farts uh oh….STINKY!!

POOP!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHH FUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!

XD ELELELELELELELEL PPPPPPPOOOOO

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YYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH AHAHAH

AHAHAHA FUNNY POOP! POOP FUNNY! WEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR POOPIE! GOOD POOPIE! POOPIE FUNNY! AHAH XDDD

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POOPY FUNNY! YAY! FUN FUN POOP

! TEE HEE XD POOP! POOPY! YAY! POOP MAKE ME HAPPY! HAPPY HAPPY P

OOP POOP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHDXDXD

UH OH< I THINK I MADE A POOPIE :))))))):):)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

POOP IN PANTS! NO DIAPER! THAT’S FUNNY! XDDD

OOPSIE! POOPY UNDERWEAR NOW! TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE

WE WANT POOPIES! WE WANT POOPIES! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH HHHHHHHH 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 AHA

POOP” the monkey said. I was scared and the stench of the poo poo was coming closer to me. I tried to run away but the monkey told me, “YOU CAN’T ESCAPE MY STINKY POOP!” The monkey started to pull me towards it. It shidded and farted on me and got me trapped in my poop. So, I have been writing this story the whole time I was stuck in his poop. Remember to NEVER go to Funny Funny’s Zoo or else you may have the same fate as me.