Hello guys, welcome to yet another guide on cooking. Yes its me, chef Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh, you may know me from my chess tutorial series. Today I will show you how to make the simple boiled egg, it is incredibly easy to make and master. First, we will take out 1 egg, wash and rinse it thoroughly, grab a pot and fill it with water. Place the egg gently into the pot and heat the pot to medium heat. From here we simply wait, usually we would boil it for roughly 4-7 minutes depending on how cooked you prefer the yoke to be. Once cooked to your desired level of done-ness, take out the egg with a colander and place the egg in ice cold water to prevent it from overcooking on the inside. Well done, however, it appears as if we are missing something… of course, throughout all this whole time, we have secretly been spied upon by a Ohio Class Nuclear powered Submarine armed with 14 UGM-133A Trident 2 nuclear submarine launched ballistic missiles. It has launched 4 as of right now and in roughly 1 hour, your house will be a giant flaming hot mess, you and everyone you loved and cared for will be vaporized in a instant, however, the true pain is knowing that your egg will be severely overcooked as a result of the nuclear explosion. Do not make this simple, amateur mistake.