THE BALLS SAGA:

Balls, Part 1:

Balls on the walls,
Balls in your jaws,
We shall,
Us all,
Fall.
To our knees,
Finally free,
From this imprisonment,
Indeed, we all do agree.


Balls, Part 2:

Hungry, we crawl,
Seeking the ultimate meal above all:
Balls.

Its magnificent texture,
Its illustrious taste,
How they dissolve in our mouths,
In an impressive haste,
Truly, balls are based!

They fill our stomachs,
Satisfy our souls,
Give sustenance to our many holes.

Balls, the Great Caller,
They make us right,
Fulfill our many needs,
And every plight.


Balls, Part 3:

They smack,
They flap,
They wallop,
Even gallop,
Balls:
An encyclopedia of onomatopoeias.

Left unkempt,
Sweaty and sebaceous,
These nether globes
Let an ungracious stench!

Balls, Part 4, “The Jar:”

Glistening jar,
High upon the shelves,
Alone with me now,
In a room by ourselves.

My Rainbow-Dash figurine,
Dressed in a yellowy white,
Leads her eyes to me,
Her a charming, handsome knight.

She begs for me,
To fill her up,
I’ll do more,
No,
The entire cup!

I hastily grab,
My equestrian lover,
I fulfill my duty,
And I begin to cover.

With God given milk,
Sticky and holy,
I fill up the jar,
Albeit slowly.

A pleasant experience,
I’ll never forget,
Me and my pony,
An erotic duet.

But now,
She’s gone,
Below the layers,
I’ll always remember her,
In my prayers.

I hope she enjoys,
Her thick crusty tomb,
So sad she never knew,
This would be her Doom.


Balls, Part 5, “Discord:”

Once opened,
All is left behind,
Moving across, the light encases my room,
A false moon,
Its phosphorescent glow hungrily devouring all,
My Balls not left uncalled,
I bawl,
“My Balls!” I mourn
“My flawless Gonads,”
Mad, the tears aren’t any less,
”In my ineptitude, I have forsaken you!”
“Bored, left to blaze in the light of Discord!”

My balls forlorn,
Morose, a miserable gray at my screen’s unholy display,
I click the link, my Soul asunder and unlinked,
Images abound,
The destruction of my Whole left to Sheol:
Greed made freed,
Lust to bust,
Earth to Earth,
Ashes to Ashes,
And Dust to Dust.