Did my eyes play an trick on me, or did you really just imagine that you could write a primitive comment calling my mother “gay” and not seem like a bumbling buffoon? Well first off kid, I’d like to let you know that my mother is, in fact, quite gay, as in happy and satisfied with her existence, since she has a son who has a master’s degree in computer science (you probably can’t even comprehend what that is, if my assumption of your level of intelligence based on your current behaviour is correct), is a certified member of Mensa (I’d repeat the previous statement I’ve put in brackets, but at this point it’d be almost as redundant as your pitiful existence in this dimension), and has a successful carreer, as well as a loving, caring personality, and is currently in a happy marriage (with a female person, before you try to use gay as a derogatory term once again, which in 2018 is really quite silly, and chances are it’s an indication that you’re either a conservative Trump supporter who isn’t tolerant to the LGBTQ+ community, or you just have a terrible “le ironic xd” sense of humor, which is really just an excuse not to make good jokes and still find them humorous because it’s “bad on purpose”). Now, I’m not one to be frustrated for a long period of time by such a childish, simplistic stab, but I would appreciate if you ceased this activity, as others may not be as forgiving as I. Have a pleasant day, and I hope you learned something from this encounter.