Sonic Doctor Eggman Fanfiction

As S0nic lays defeated after a fierce battle with his arch nemesis, Doctor Eggman, he feels a bit of relief in life, it’s all over for him, everything he had done flashes before his eyes. Suddenly, S0nic awakens in a test tube in a location that is foreign to him. S0nic says “WHOA BRO, WHAT THE NIGGER SHIT IS THIS, FAM?” He has a look on confusion on his face, believing this to be a thought before he dies, so he busts a quick nut to check if it’s real life. He nuts all in his test tube, and a computerized voice starts alerting to an unknown substance being placed in the tube. With a robotic sound the door opens, and a figure emerges from it. A round man, an eggman??? Eggman walks up to the tube and says “WHAT ZE FUCK IS ZIS WHITE SHIT, NIGGA?” He puts his finger in to check what it is(he’s retarded lel), he does a taste test, figuring out that it is jizz, he looks in disgust at S0nic, “WHAT ZE FUCK IS ZIS BULLSHIT? I BRING YOU BACK TO LIFE FOR JUST FOR THIS HOMO SHIT?, WELL LET ME SHOW YOU SOME HOMO SHIT, DAWG!” He has a mechanized hand pick up S0nic from the tube of healing juice & jizz(they might be the same thing lawl). He lies S0nic on a lab bench, on his back, and restrains him. Eggman leans over to S0nic and whispers “YOU’RE NOT ZE ONE GOING FAST TONIGHT.” He quickly unzips his pants and brings out his partially robotic penis and thrusts it into S0nic. S0nic lets out a loud scream, kinda like Loud Nigra, idk. Dr Eggman fills S0nic with his robo-juice and jizz, eventually killing S0nic with a mega erection from his whale sized cock. S0nic awakens again, but this time, face to face with god. God says “AYYY YO FAM, YOU BEEN DOING SOME OF THAT HOMO SHIT NIGGA, YOU KNOW THAT SHIT IS A SIN, RIGHT FAM?” S0nic nods, and repents for his sins, claiming that he was raped, but god knows it all, god says “AYYYYY YO DAWG, IT AIN’T RAPE IF A NIGGA ENJOYS IT FAM, YOU A GAY ASS NIGGA.” S0nic is angered by this and tries to escape, but like the retard he is, he flies into the depths of Hell. Now S0nic is doomed to be fucked in the ass by Satan and his crew.
Will continue if I want lawl.