What pokegirl has the fattest ass, a scientific analysis
That’s what I ask myself everyday and every night when I have to deal with my insomnia.
I’ve been studying this matter since I was 4, also know as the time when I felt interested into pokèmon, I remember when I first watched the anime and people had a crush on Misty but I didn’t share that opinion and don’t forget the fact that she’s flat as fuck in both sides.
Then there was May, she was quite thick but not enough from me. She’s also know for her exaggerated size of breasts.
Until I saw Dawn, she was flat as fuck, but her miniskirt… I immediately knew she was hiding something under that little piece of fabric.
Eventually when I grew up I knew about the existence of Hilda and her mini short… There’s no way someone could wear that and had a small ass, I said to myself.
Obviously, she has a big ass, but I was expecting something bigger like Nicki Minaj you know a big badonka donk.
I felt somehow betrayed by this and eventually I knew about the existence about a girl with twintails.
That girl was Rosa also known as Mei for my japanese fellas, the girl was hella thick. A thiccness I never knew it existed, heck she even has her own tag on Pixiv “Big breasted Mei”.
She has probably the biggest tits in the whole franchise, even my workmates from 4chan compared her action figure with Hilda, and eventually Rosa was the thickest one.
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After the 5 generation the girls weren’t that thick, Serena is just a beauty, Moon and Elaine are lolis and Gloria is nothing compared to Sonia.
Time passed and there was something on the 4 generation, was it Cynthia? No, she has the milf body and her wide hips are almost the same size as Hilda’s.
Dawn of course! How I didn’t realize about this! It was in front of my goddamn eyes.
She’s wearing a miniskirt for the sake of hiding and at the same time proudly show her big fat ass! No wonder why I had a crush on her, because I’m an ass men and I know when there’s a juicy ass.