Woke up in the Cosmodrome, enslaved Peter Dinklage, kicked the House of Devil’s ass, stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars, took apart their command piece-by-piece, 9/11’d what was basically the Vex Vatican, shoved a sword up Crota’s asshole, committed mass genocide in the Prison of Elders, swapped out your Dinklage slave for Nolan North, murdered Oryx, murdered Oryx for real, cured a viral nano-disease, took out Ghaul, woke up the Traveller, 9/11’d ANOTHER Vex holy site, gave a highly unstable and at least a little bit evil super-AI complete control of Mars’ nuclear weapons, got Nathan Fillion killed, killed the guy who killed Nathan Fillion, put an entire dimension into a permanent Groundhog’s Day scenario…

Now all I hear on the streets is how you and your clan are making a difference out there.