I was informed by the United Nations that my cock and balls are so massive that they are classified as a weapon of mass destruction, capable of global apocalypse. I found this out when this one incel named (insert name here) wanted to fuck with me, and my powerful schlong spat acidic semen in his face, disintegrating him instantly. Everyone in the city started to chase me, claiming I was some kind of filthy hellspawn, so my cock instinctively blew up the entire city with a nuclear discharge.