I really would have liked to eat a pizza very similar to the one you ate in the snow here but I became embroiled in some kind of senseless stoush with my older neighbor. He has trees classified in these parts as “noxious weeds”. These trees are HUGE and they are getting into my plumbing via their behemoth root systems. Anyway, it’s going to to cost me thousands to replace all the plumbing under the ground and my neighbor just said well you should have thought about that before you bought the house. I said, dude, it’s worse that that…you’re tree branches are as thick as three bowling balls and they’re hanging in my roof guttering as we speak. I said, friend, the ants are using the connection as a bridge and my new air conditioner system has been infested. Again he says well you should have thought about that before you bought the house.

So anyway, I had no mood for pizza.