Hello my name is Eric Cartman and I am really really fucking gay. Me and my butt buddy Butters are going to have a Super Fun Time right now. If you didn’t know, Super Fun Time is one of the top gay orgy amusement centers. What can be more super fun than having gay sex with everyone and everything you see? The bumper cars have big dicks on them, and you stand behind them. Then, the person floors it and its dick goes right up your ass at 60 miles per hour. Oh oh oh oh oh yes, and arcades like Dick Man and Gay Ol Time. In Gay Ol Time you get to control the Flintstones and fuck everything you see, and everytim you fuck someone a hand comes out of the machine and rubs your cock. You win if you splooge eleventy billion times in 2 minutes. Also roller skating in the nude is awesome, because you can have gay sex while roller skating. I’ve tried it, it’s fun. Sometimes, you can fit your cock in the roller skating shoe, and roller skate with your dick. Well, that’s all I have time for right now, I can’t wait until we do this. Fuck, we should get Stan Marsh, the gayest 9 year old who ever lived, to join us in the hugest orgies at Super Fun Time. But too bad hes stuck in that lame ass museum thing with those homosexuals who cannot break character. They act gay, but they aren’t and that pisses me the fuck off. Anyway, it is time for us to go. Goodbye.