Ewwww! Who in their right mind would ever be gay for Garfield? Fatties are disgusting. I’ve always had a thing for Nermal. His beautiful long eyelashes. His cute feminine charm. His soft, fluffy grey fur. I’ve dredged through every shitty Garfield comic just to see my beautiful baby Nermal. Seeing him in all his glory makes my heart flutter and my loins rage with white hot sexual fury. I think about Nermal when I touch myself. It makes me shoot the biggest, stickiest loads of cum all over my stomach. I’ve fucked a Nermal plushie with a grey dildo attached to it, but it’s just not as good as the real thing would be.

Could you imagine having Nermal laying on your bed, horny and ready for you? You kiss him, your tounges dancing gracefully like big pink ballerinas in each other’s mouths. You kiss his neck. His soft moans are so cute. You can tell that he’s embarrassed by his moans, but you love hearing them, so you keep going. You kiss your way down his stomach, and then you come to it. His dick. It’s small and cute, like him, of course. You lick just the head, teasing him sadisdicly. You know he wants you to put the whole thing in your mouth. You look at him. He looks at you, eyes full of passion and lust. “Go on” he softly mutters. “Suck me like a lollipop, daddy”.