Okay yes, this sounds absurd but help me out here. My cat was just doing her thing, drinking water, normal cat stuff right? But then something happened, I don’t even know what exactly happened. I heard a clapping noise, like when a wet dog shakes to dry. But it was her butt cheeks? Naturally distraught, I exclaim, “what the shit was that?” Now this is the moment I saw my life flash before my eyes. I must have triggered her fight or flight because she was pissed. She launches at me, aiming for the face but luckily only catching my shirt. Of course I fought back, do you think I would let this butt cheek clapping bitch assert her dominance over me? Anyways, can anyone explain to me what just happened?