My friend got back into PoGo. She left back in July 2016 so I’ve been showing her literally everything. We were chilling on her bed and she tapped on a Pokémon in her inventory. It made its Pokémon noise and I, from the other side of the bed, named the Pokémon. She kept doing this for about 40 Pokémon and I named almost all of them correctly simply from their sound.

She crawled up to me and said “That was the nerdiest, hottest thing ever.” She then proceeded to remove my pants and I got laid.
This is what it’s like being a Pokémon Master.