I can’t help pulling my pants down. The words are just too much. Everytime I see a large incomprehensible word, I just feel the need to jerk off. My English teacher was shocked when I suddenly started jerking off when we were reading Shakespeare. She punished me and told my parents about my behavior. But I still can’t control it. I was just browsing Wikipedia and I found the word ‘Anachronistic’. God it’s so sexy. The curving c, the tall A, the round o. I jerked off again. I don’t know what to do… Am I bigwordsexual?