People in the story:

EM: Entitled mother (Middle Age F)

EC: Whiny little cunt (About 9-10 M)

Employee: The guy that works at the convenient store

For Context:

I was physically, verbally and sexually abused by my parents and all 6 of my siblings. I also have severe Asperger’s Syndrome, tourettes and am paralysed from the waist down. I also grew up in Zimbabwe during the peak of the inflation crisis.

Now onto the story

After I moved to the USA earlier this year I was instantly kidnapped by a man. Managed to escape by clawing my way out of his basement using my bare hands. Upon getting out I went to the convenient store where I bought some salad and protein shake which cost me 50 percent of the remaining money I had. I saw a woman (EM) and her child (EC). EM was complaining that the strawberry laces she had bought for her son were not 100 grams but 99.999999999999999999999 grams and she was fuming and shouting and spitting at Employee. I, as the amazing soul I am, intervene.

Me: Hello, maam. I understand your frustration but you should stop harrassing this employee. He has done nothing wrong.

EM: Shut up, vegetable.

Me: I will ask again please move away from the man he was not responsible for this.

EM: Shut up, black.

This deeply offended me as a 25% Black, 25% Asian, 25% Native American, 25% Canadian Inuit.

Me: I would appreciate if you didn’t call me these things based on my race and disability.

EM: Be quiet, faggot.

This also offended me as I am homosexual. She continues to ignore me

EM: I want to speak to the manager

Employee: I am the manager, bitch. \*Whips out 4ft katana\*

EM: \*Pulls out shotgun\*

EC: \*Pulls out revolver\*

Next thing you know the entire place is in a heavy brawl. Employee (Referred to as manager from now on) dodges all of EM’s shots and cuts all of EC’s gunshots. I look in awe and attempt to analyse the situation. Using the sheer strength of my arms jumps forward and tackles EM and EC.

EM: Vegetable, black, faggot, cunt, bitch

Me: Your time is over, Karen. I have read many funny haha posts about you on [reddit.com](https://reddit.com). I repeatedly punch her and in her last breaths she shoots me in the chest.

TL;DR: I, a severely challenged human, am killed by an entitled parent

EDIT: Thank you for gold

EDIT: Thank you, reddit, for understanding my situation

EDIT: I know it sounds bad but these difficult situations have become part of my life.

EDIT: Thank you for platinum