why don’t I turn off my light when I leave my bedroom? Turning off my light takes about one second of my day away, if you count having to turn it back on when I enter my room it takes out two seconds. Normally, I will leave and come back into my room at least 6 times. AT LEAST. That is 12 seconds taken out of my day, there are 365 days in most years. This means that, using math, I am wasting 4,380 seconds or 73 minutes of my year which is a whole HOUR AND A QUARTER. Now this doesn’t seem that extreme, but we can take this to greater lengths. The average male lives for about 70 – 80 years. Doing the math, for my entire life I will be wasting 350,400 SECONDS TURNING ON AND OFF MY LIGHT. That is 5,840 MINUTES, or 97 HOURS which would mean that turning on and off my light would take out almost 5 DAYS OF MY LIFE. Now then, tell me dad, WHY THE HELL SHOULD I TURN OFF MY LIGHT WHEN I LEAVE THE ROOM? I WANT TO LIVE TO THE FULLEST YOU CUCK.