Reminds me of the greatest piss I’ve ever had.

I was in a car headed home. The drive wold be around two hours. I’d drank around three litres of water since my last piss, and it started to hurt. I figure I can make it home and do it there because I didn’t want to stop the journey for a piss break. So I’m sitting there, beginning to die while drastically needed a piss. An hour and a half pass and I can’t take it anymore. We pull over at a rest stop and I go in for a piss. A guy walked into the restroom at the same time as me, and we both go to the urinals. I release. It’s the highest pressure pee that I’ve ever seen in my life, and I’m pretty sure I was close to tearing a hole straight through that urinal. The guy that came in with me managed to finish his piss, wash and dry his hands before the stream stopped. This piss must have gone on for like two and a half minutes. Then, finally, it dies down. And then all of a sudden another fucking stream comes out and this one takes another minute to pass. There were three fucking streams of piss. I spent a solid 5 minutes taking a piss. I couldn’t stand straight after that, it felt like my fucking appendix burst or some shit. Jesus fuck that was a good piss