mild tenders?! MILD FUCKING TENDERS?! so you’re tellin ME
that you go to FUCKING POPEYES
go to order your FUCKING FOOD
and get MILD
FUCKING
TENDERS
DO YOU THINK PEPPER IS SPICY?
CAN YOU NOT EAT MAYO BECAUSE OF HOW MINTY IT LOOKS?
CAN YOU NOT HAVE RED MEAT BECAUSE THE JUICES TOO CLOSELY RESEMBLE BLOOD?
WHY ARE YOU GOING TO POPEYES ORDERING MILD GOD DAMN TENDERS
LIKE YOU OWN THE JOINT OR SOME SHIT
WHEN YOU SHOULD BE BACK HOME
PREPPING THE HOUSE FOR YOUR YOUNGER COUSINS *FUCKING BAR MITZVAH*
I CAN’T *BELIEVE*
I LIVE ON A *FUCKING PLANET*
WHERE PEOPLE GET FOOD FROM *POPEYES*
ACTING LIKE ANYTHING LESS THAN THEIR SPICY CHICKEN
IS EVEN *WORTH THE FUCKING MONEY*
HOW IS THAT EVEN FUCKING LEGAL
HOW HAVE YOU NOT BEEN LOCKED UP ALREADY
YOU SHOULD BE IN FEDERAL CAPTIVITY YOU PUSSY TOUNGED FIEND
*MILD FUCKING TENDERS YOU’VE GOTTA BE SHITTING ME*
i don’t even underSTAND ANymore
WHY DO I EVEN STAY ON THIS FUCKING ROCK ANYMORE
WHEN MY OWN SPECIES
MY OWN
FELLOW MAN
THINKS IT’S *REMOTELY* OK
TO GO TO POPEYES
AND ESSENTIALLY ORDER “grilled chicken with light salt, overcooked”
*INSTEAD OF PROPER FUCKING CHICKEN*
chRIST IM Going to bed fUCK this
good FUCKING DAY TO YOU