**I’m tired of people saying they’re a bigger simp than me. I’m the biggest simp there is. No question.**

**Facts:**
**- I’ve paid over $5000 for one feet pic.**

**- I’ve defended the most prolific e-girls to the point I’ve had to send a swat team to some idiots house just to get them to shut up.**

**- I’ve donated over $30k to Pokimane**

**- I’m one of Bella Delphines $10k a month Patreons. (Would be more if she had higher tiers)**

**- Drank Bella Delphines bath water when I ordered it. And use the other bottle I bought as lube when I beat it to her pics.**

**- I’ve given plenty of women my Doordash password and to date have spent over $7500 from that.**

**- I take 3 different women who have friend zoned me on expensive dates. I’m a nice guy to them, they’ll date me eventually.**

**So stfu. You’re not a bigger simp than me. Don’t even try to compare. I will shit on you from such simp heights you didn’t even think possible.**