When people say God is Dead, they’re trying to make a point that they don’t think God exists, or maybe that the concept of God no longer fits in with our society.  But really, it implies that there was an omnipotent being that created us, the universe, and watched over us.  And then died.  Did we kill him?  Did he die out of shame at how we represented His works?  That’s not clear.  But, from a clearly literal standpoint, people are technically saying that God existed, in the past tense, but now, he is dead.  We just want you to know how  we interpret the meaning of that three word inflammatory phrase, because we’re sticklers on things like that.

Anyway, Mountain Dew just started testing a Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew called “Dewitos” because if this article hasn’t done enough to convince you that all of the copywriters that work for PepsiCo are fucking hacks, then nothing will.  It supposedly tastes “like orange, with a cheese aftertaste” which, just, you know what, just fucking great.  You guys keep doing that, we don’t even care anymore.  Oh, what’s that?  There already are Mountain Dew Doritos and this is really just the snake eating itself from both ends?  Well great, fucking great.