So yeah ive been seeing posts like this for the last 2 years, and it makes me wanna SHIT a Semitruck. I dont get how people are spoon-fed SO MUCH horny to believe every single Pixar mom has a dumptruck ass. The majority of people always piggyback on a character from ”Inner Workings” which is in fact not even a Pixar character, ITS FROM A DISNEY SHORT! So today im going to tell you all the Pixar moms that are qualifiable for with or without ass. Majority of them; Spoilers, have NO ASS. “Toy Story”: Andy’s Mom. Tell me there’s ass there. TELL ME. “A Bug’s Life”: You look at me in the eyes and tell me a thorax is ass. You tell me with a straight face. “Toy Story 2”: Same flat mom, Same flat ass. “Monsters Inc.”: The Monsters must’ve scared all the moms away, cause THERES NONE HERE! “Finding Nemo”: Theres only a mom and her child in the dentist. WITH NO ASS. Im not gonna mention Marlin’s wife or any of the other fish parents in the Movie, Because they are FUCKING FISH. “The Incredibles”: Okay, moving on. “Cars”: Even if there were moms here, YOU WANNA CALL THE TRUNKS ASS? DO YOU WANNA CALL THAT ASS? “Ratatouille”: Nobody has mothers in this Movie, Not even that FILTHY RAT. “Wall-E”: How does anyone in that ship have children to begin with? If you wanna say they have a big Ass, I dont know, Go off, i guess? “Up”: Ellie couldn’t have children, And Russell’s mom is long gone. DO NOT COUNT KEVIN. “Toy Story 3”: Andy’s mom STILL aint got shit goin on, But Bonnies Mom, MMMMM, She got a little something. “Cars 2“: *Car crash sound effect* “Brave”: Where do see on Queen Elinor theres a fat RROYAL ASS there? *shows her bear form* No. NO. NO! NOOO- “Monster’s University”: *shows Sheri Squibbles* ARE YOU CRAZY? GET OUT OF HERE! “Inside Out”: Riley’s Mom- okay, Okay, Shes got a little somethin’ OKAY, Im not gonna lie, IM NOT GONNA LIE! “The Good Dinosaur”: What? WHAT? “Finding Dory”: Theres only a short shot between the 2 Moms, And every other mom is a FISH. “Cars 3”: *car crash sound effect* “Coco”: Yall need your eyes checked, These are all Mothers. And Imelda is literally BONES! “Incredibles 2”: Nevermind. “Toy Story 4”: Aside from Bonnie’s Mom, You got this one woman in the store, And the one that lost her kid. Neither of them have NUTHIN. “Onward”: Alright, alright, I GET IT! “Soul”: …YOU ARE ALL OFF OF YOUR ROCKERS! *toing sound effect* “Luca”: Whether Daniela’s human or not, Shes still a GIANT FISH! Dont get me started; “Turning Red”didnt even come out yet. Keep posting things about the Pixar moms again, And im gonna KILL YOU WITH MY OWN FAT ASS! *explosion sound effect*