Every time you hear a loud noise and you cover your ears, you are fucking them, especially if you are the type of person that sticks their fingers in their ears. This means that our ears are turned on by loud and annoying noises, and request to be fucked. When our ears feel horny they make earwax, essentially ear-cum. Earbuds shouldn’t be called “earbuds” but “ear-dildos,” and headphones? well those are the vibrators of course.