I confess I’ve loved this image more than any real girl. I find it to be the sexiest thing ever created. Creepy I know, but that imperfection creates the main effect. The gorgeous, voluptuous, coquettish, form of a beach babe with the weird, leering, bearded, face of a dude just seems amazing. I never imagined that something like this would actually turn me on. But, the truth is, it does. Very much so. I was embarrassed by these thoughts for years, but now, I couldn’t give a shit. If my dick doesn’t care, then why should I? To this day, the full length 1999 poster of this is still owned, framed and treasured by me.