Why is your dick so tiny? Does it even exist? I suppose you have to sit down everytime you have to pee, it’s really messed up. The size of your wiener is so unfathomably small, I can’t even comprehend how diminutive your penile gland is. It absolutely blows my mind how insignificant one’s own penis can be. I suppose your phallus isn’t even visible with all the hair growth you have in the genital area, and you run the risk of cutting off your membrum virile eveytime you decide to shave the hair off your crotch. How do you even manage to masturbate? It is completely beyond my comprehension. Do you even manage to have an erection? The girth of blood vessels is momentously more than the niblet that you have down there, so I fathom that blood reaches your willy through the tiniest of capillaries. However, don’t be belittled by the size of your pintle, what you lack in manliness, you more than make up for it as you have a big heart, but it’s a shame that virtually none of the blood it produces ever reaches the dong.