At 18:30 UTC on the 20th of april 2019 in Everglades Florida you, a schoolboy aged 14 started masturbating on PornHub to an obscure threesome oviposition netorare porn video with 2 black guys fucking a milf so hard that the mindbreak tag could have been added to this pornography. During the exact moment when the porn reached it’s peak, you were cumming fully erect, naked in your living room like the fucking incel you are, your step sister walks in on you at the exact moment with 22 micrometers of her shoulder exposed causing something unexpected to happen never seen before in the entire history of horny.

your dick started to exponentially get more and more erect at speed to the point that the load you were busting can’t get out of your urethra because your dick is growing so fast, at 30 meters per second it smashes through the ceiling yet this makes your orgasm stronger as you awaken your inner masochism kink. Your step sister watches in horror yet refuses to tell your parents fearing you have ascended to godhood. 15 seconds later, your dick is now growing at 145.67 meters per second and you can feel the relentless stream of wind slamming against your cock as it keeps growing faster, your semen falls back down and into your bladder, at this point your dick is over 3.8 kilometers tall and all air traffic in Florida is halted, the military is now being set off to investigate the growing Johnson yet it is too late to worry now, as your dick approaches 367 meters per second in growth, it exceeds the speed of sound and starts breaching into the stratosphere, you can feel the tip of your penis getting hotter but there is nothing you can do as all your immense horny energy generated from that moment is so great that it starts converting into mass, no physical laws will oppose your penis now.

at 21 kilometers erect and exceeding growth speeds of 1 kilometer per second, the tip of your penis starts to burn and blacken from reentry-like forces being exerted on your magnum rod, just 3.2 seconds later your penis has reached 2.5 kilometers per second of growth and the lack of pressure in the upper atmosphere makes all the sweat and bodily fluids on your penis evaporate, creating new clouds at the edge of space that have yet to be named by scientists, your dick is now starting to create some minor gravitational distortion from the amount of horny being converted into mass.

A complete evacuation of the international space station has now been ordered for they do not have the delta V needed to move it our of the way of your massive penis. You are now on every news story as your penis is now rapidly starting to reach orbital velocity at 7.8 kilometers per second straight up; the penis keeps growing.

As your penis reaches 124 kilometers, it casts a shadow over every island behind it to the east downrange, your dick is now growing at what would be escape velocity at over 11 kilometers per second your acceleration is now suddenly increasing by 1000m/s every second.

Eventually, your penis shoots past the moon’s orbit and starts approaching Earth’s L1 point distance and rapidly starting to approach FTL levels of acceleration, you can feel every satellite and asteroid your penis hits give a tingling sensation as your penis has regeneration abilities now Your penis is now so massive that it screws up tidal forces on Earth, leading to the deaths of many, as a month goes by, you watch with your last breathe as your penis reaches the inner oort cloud before you die, knowing in your last moments you have changed the world before your penis gets sliced in half by being vaporized by the sun, earth’s days have been slowed down greatly.