Imagine you were born in the U.S to a homeless mother who got pregnant by some means. She has $0 in her bank account, no traceable identity or birth certificate to make income, and then you are born. Your mother immediately tends to your baby needs, one of them being pants. But since your mother has no money, she cannot buy pants, so she shoplifts but gets caught and dies in prison so you never see her again. So eventually, you survive long enough to go to the store and buy some pants, but you’re denied of entrance to the store because you’re naked. And even if you were allowed in to buy pants, you have no money and you don’t speak english since you never went to school, as that requires pants which you do not have. So your instincts are to get a hold of pants, no matter the cost. So you pull people’s pants down, trying to get some pants. But since you don’t speak english because you never went to school because you cannot be enrolled due to your lack of pants and cannot justify being naked and trying to pull people’s pants off, they think you’re a sex offender and you go to jail. While now you’re given mandatory pants, but when you go to trial, you do not have pants, and you do not speak english because you never went to school because you never had pants. Your mother is dead and you have no friends or family (because you have no pants) so you have no one to fight on your behalf. No lawyers in North America will argue on a defendant with a severe lack of pants, so you go to jail. You may have pants now, but you will always be known as “Pantless Paul.” You’re name’s not Paul. Invest in pants.