Once upon a time, in a sunny place
Dr. Seuss woke up, and everyone knew his face.

Dr. Seuss was happy, and never frowned,
Until the faggot Bill Clinton came around.

Dr. Seuss hated him, everything he was.
That why he wanted to something just because.

Dr. Seuss hated he was president, and wanted to die, that was until his friend Osama gave him something to try.

Dr. Seuss knew Bills term would be done, and to celebrate, he thought of something that was truly fun.

In 2001, Seuss learned to fly, and as a result, he wanted some people to die.

It was September eleventh, the plan came to be, he wanted to make sure everyone would see.

At the ripe old age of ninty seven, he masterly flew a bowing-987.

When every one saw, they started to cry, all the mothers and fathers, and the homophobic guy.

“Up in the sky, so very far,
Here comes Dr. Seuss, Allahu Akbar