I was just driving to school one day, getting lit to All Star (my jammie jam), when all of a sudden a deer jumped out infront of me. I yanked the wheel to the left faster than I could blink. It was kinda wet, so I started spinning out. It felt like forever. My car then flipped over and started rolling, and at this point I let go and gripped my seatbelt tighter than my Hatsune Miku bodypillow. I closed my eyes and heard what sounded like wood breaking, squising, and yelling. My crush’s little sister had a petting zoo set up in the backyard for her 6th birthday and I ended up taking it out as I tumbled into their backyard. I kicked the door open and stood there, blood trailing down my cheek and my furry suit, bodypillow, and alienlolitraphorsemidgetyuri hentai streaming out of my trunk. The look on everyone’s face….


The horror…


The shame……………………………………