UPDATE: MY DICK IS GREEN LIKE DREAM!!!1!!1!!2!!! 🥳🥳

remember how my dick fell off, well i took your advice and fixed it with ramen!!! It was pretty good for a few weeks until i woke up with a terrible smell coming from my dick, it was still purple after the incident but the ramen felt good and kept my dick from falling apart WELL anyway I woke up and instead of my dick being purple it was GREEN (like dream) and FURRY (like dreams nutsack) this is literally the best day ever my weiner hurts alot especially when i touch it and piss too but i dont care because i am so horny I belive this is actually dreams way of being with me and having my dick always covered in green is like having my dick always covered in dreams tight little bussy 😩🤤🤤🤤. Stay strong dream identities some day you’ll have it like me and all the dreamphobia wont matter to you (it still matters a bit but my dick is green so i dont really care that much)