I always love seeing your posts! 😍 They are super relatable and relevant. Last year at thanksgiving I actually fell vagina first in to the hot pot of gravy I spent all day making 😲😲. Because I was in such a hurry that day i forgot to wear my panties. When I got that big splash 💦💦 of hot gravy in my vagina, I knew my life had changed forever😳🤤. I told my family I was leaving to get myself cleaned up but actually I went to the bathroom and used the gravy as lubricant so I could masturbate with the handle of my toilet 🚽 plunger. I was fucking that toilet plunger so furiously I accidentally suctioned myself to the bathroom floor 😳😳. I remained there for hours with blood and gravy oozing out of my vagina 💩🤪. When EMS arrived they had to use the jaws of life to cut the plunger in half and bring me to the emergency. It turns out I had torn my uterus and some of my other innards🤕🤒. The docs were nice enough to give me the handle of the plunger back. To honour its origins I had the piece of wood carved in to a spoon. I keep this spoon in a very special place and only use it to make gravy 🥘 at thanksgiving dinners now.