And this, my friends, is why people who use Minecraft cheats are absolute beta males. Imagine literally spending hours playing a child’s game and you don’t even have the basic male ability of a sense of direction. Maybe they should jump off a cliff in real life too. Hell, I’ll bet Notch isn’t even beta enough to kill himself because he’s lost, and he made Minecraft! I can practically taste the soy emanating off this fricking post. It’s too bad that this cheat clearly doesn’t work with reincarnation, otherwise maybe you’d have at least maybe a little of testosterone built up over your 100 worthless lives. Ill bet you even have that cheat on even though you probably don’t ever have anything better than a few stacks of dirt blocks on you and maybe 30 damn iron. When I play Minecraft, I always carry two diamond blocks with me everywhere just to make sure I’m always on the top of my game. Girls recognize this, and love me. I bet you’re such a Virgin that not even your mom would look at your peetong when you were born. Fricking soyboys, I’ll bet you think your cats and parrots are “cute” and I’ll bet you love collecting flowers while you skip through the meadows, I’ll bet you squeal like a little fricking girl whenever you see a “pretty” pink sheep. I’ll bet you shear them and decorate your whole house in pink, god you make me sick 🤮. Who needs gender equality when your girliness can make up for someone literally wiping half the women off the earth. I just know you cross your legs while playing your stupid little game and show off your pitiful collection of ten diamonds to your sister, the only girl who can even stand being around you. Girls literally fawn over my collection: 400 emeralds and 600 diamonds. Even villagers turn into females and now before me as I enter their villages; not even Minecraft coding can resist my masculine allure. Frick, I can already feel girly urges coming upon me as I type this, I’ll have to leave and drink some G-Fuel before my balls crawl back into my body. You make me sick.