I want Norm to sit on my face and fart down my throat, preferably against my will. In the movie, we’ve seen that Norm has a lot of strength, so it should be effortless for him to overpower anyone and forcibly sit on their face. Then, he would rip one of his patented Bear Farts™. I’m not talking about regular farts. I’m talking about the kind of fart that has you walking like a penguin to hold it in, the kind of fart that makes you zone out because all attention has to be placed on tightening your ass crack, the kind of fart that makes you wonder if you shat yourself, the kind that makes you say “ahh” once it’s over. That kind of fart. That is what I want, down my throat, multiple times. If I’m lucky enough, one of his butt hairs will fall off from the intense air velocity and choke me to (a wonderful) death. Hopefully subscribers to r/normofthenorth will be the first ones to experience it. I’m not embarrassed to say I’ve lost litres of cum to this thought many times.

EDIT: Jesus I really hope my family doesn’t find my Reddit account.