I’m SO sick of most of the boring, inane shit on Reddit. It seems like I don’t fit in with anyone, here. I’m short, but not welcomed in /r/short. I love video games, but not childish and agreeable-enough for most of the gaming subs. I like the show “Community”, but I hate memes. I love TV, but I’m not one of those snobby HBO/Netflix douchebags. I like self-improvement, but there really isn’t anything on here for this.

I just want a subreddit for people like me, assuming they exist and are on a site such as Reddit. I want to have intellectual conversations. I want to talk about self-improvement and ambition. I want to talk about bettering one’s self (without being a fitness douchebag about it). I want to talk about personal issues without going into the suicidal stuff of /r/depression. I want to talk about the opposite sex without the feminist bullshit attached to it. And most of all, I want people who are NOT FUCKING AVERAGE. I’m so sick of everyday losers and slobs who aim for the lowest level of the bar. It makes everything – from conversation to personal issues – so much worse when people can’t relate to you because most people don’t try as hard as you do in anything.

Basically… I’m looking for a subreddit that’s the OPPOSITE of people who masturbate, smoke weed, get drunk, play Call Of Duty for ten hours a day, won’t shut the fuck up about Game Of Thrones, hop from one partner to the next, abuse sex until it becomes cheap and pointless, and is generally an “average” everyday douche.

I don’t want to say I’m “better” than most people or that I’m a pedant, because I have flaws, too. But I AM different. And I don’t really like or enjoy any of that stuff listed above. I’m sick of “average” boring-as-fuck, no-ambition people. I want to meet other extraordinary people, assuming they exist on Reddit. I want to learn from them and guide my life off of the older ones who are successful. I want to be someone’s pupil or apprentice and learn from them. I want to open my mind to new things and try new activities, like sky-diving or rock-climbing (as an example). I want to meet other people as far from fucking “average,” mediocre, and insignificant as possible. As I said, the best way to put it is people who are smarter, more ambitious, and understand life better and don’t waste their time on materialistic crap and vices like drugs and booze and fast food.

Yet every time I log onto Reddit on a bored night, I feel myself getting dumber just being on a sub like /r/amIugly. It’s like fast food for the soul, and I’m sick of it. I want to be enlightened and meet serious, intelligent people who LIVE life and know what the fuck they’re talking about! If The Illuminati is real, this is my open plea for a membership.

IS there any subreddit like this? One that deals with personal growth, self-improvement, and for fuck-all, none of the typical “average” everyday-slob bullshit like weed and Game Of Thrones and booze and cheap meaningless sex and selfies and “OMG” moments.

I’m really not a MENSA snob, but I am far from “average” and I consider it to literally be the worst thing to call someone. I want to meet people who have sharp minds and know what they want in life. …And I want to learn from them.

Edit: Inb4 /r/titlegore