Mine Minecraft Mine Mine Minecraft MINE Minecraft Mine Minecraft Mine Mine Triple stacks of ore here So I gotta craft a wooden axe to mine down in this hole Here I go now Trying to avoid these creepers blowing up my ores Picking up the items all these fuckers made me drop Oh shit I’m mining it! MINECRAFT HELL YEAH FUCK YEAH YOU KNOW I’M MINING IT MINECRAFT Now here we go down to the diamond level MINECRAFT Out of the cave, back to the top Moon coming up like, “fuck here they come” Don’t have a bed so I can’t get beaten Avoiding mobs cause I’m a fucking god Arrow from above, but you fuckin miss me And these zombies can’t hit a fucking thing Here we go, diamond sword slashing them down like Aragorn Beat them down til they despawn Dropping shit down that I really don’t need Gonna build up my house looking over these pussies taking my ores away from me Oh shit I’m mining it! MINECRAFT HELL YEAH FUCK YEAH YOU KNOW I’M MINING IT MINECRAFT Now here we go down to the diamond level MINECRAFT Minecraft, make a new world and jump right into it Take your fist and punch that tree til the blocks rain down on you Parents try to stop my build But they just don’t fucking know About the ways of this That mining is my life And so they shun and so they You should really stop playing Minecraft And go do something that’s good for your life 10 9 8 7 Triple Stacks of ore here Who cares, fuck all of them for doubting my ability None of them have enchanted swords Or decked out diamond wear And I’m mining down and I’m getting more And blocking out the shit they say Minecraft – Mine all day and don’t look back in shame Minecraft – Fucking em up to take all of their shit Oh shit I’m mining it! MINECRAFT HELL YEAH FUCK YEAH YOU KNOW I’M MINING IT MINECRAFT Now here we go down to the diamond level MINECRAFT Mining obsidian deep under the ground For the nether portal yeah Step into hell and let the mobs just try to fuck your day Try they will but they won’t get me They’re a bunch of gay pussies The Ghasts don’t scare me and the lava won’t hurt me So don’t even fucking try Minecraft – Here I am the ultra fucking God Minecraft – I know it all, you will not get past me Give it up bitch, you know I’m the one That’ll grief you to fucking hell