Ladies and gentlemen, have you ever been on a plane? There’s really nothing quite like being suspended 35 000 feet above the ground in a flying car going thousands of miles an hour, and so I do what any normal person would do on a plane: I just hope I don’t die. Now some of you can sleep on planes, I can’t sleep on planes so I like to keep myself occupied and what better way to keep yourself occupied than challenging the plane to chess.