Congrats? Really? For doing someone every person in the last 5 billion years on this planet has done? 🙄

When I was a young kid I was tested by my pedotrician and he told me I had the highest testosterone he’d ever seen. So when I was laying down my 10″ pipe years later, I impregnated more chicks than I cared to keep count (I always broke off contact if they told me they were pregnant). Even the few times I used condoms, I’d always hear complaints about how great I was and how much they missed me and wanted to raise my child which they were carrying. But a man like me doesn’t have time for clingers, I got more important business to take care of 😎

My point being that there’s no reason to celebrate something that’s so common and easy to do. Maybe if your having trouble conceiving go hit the gym (like I do every day) and you’ll get your testosterone high enough to do something which every man should be able to do in his sleep.