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## r/copypasta
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### [aighty, liste n up](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/hzz4kj/aighty_liste_n_up/)
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[**9 Comments**](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/hzz4kj/aighty_liste_n_up/)**Give AwardShareSave28**Posted by[u/illegalmemeseller](https://www.reddit.com/user/illegalmemeseller/)[5 hours ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/i008w1/found_on_raverageredditor/)
### [found on r/averageredditor](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/i008w1/found_on_raverageredditor/)
iâm cool, i use reddit, i almost always browse dank memes everyday i have a lot of karma and reddit gold. did i tell you iâm also an introvert? i guess iâm a bit weird! haha. i love memes about keanu reeves heâs just so wholesome! i donât watch a lot of anime but thereâs this one called jojoâs bizarre adventure, not a lot of people know about it. i also own a discord server with tons of nsfw pictures on there. i donât really go outside often because iâm an introvert. i also hate donald trump and america is bad. iâm pretty brave for saying that right?
[**8 Comments**](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/i008w1/found_on_raverageredditor/)**Give AwardShareSave16**Posted by[u/BufuNLM](https://www.reddit.com/user/BufuNLM/)[4 hours ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/i01h1l/big_chungus/)
### [big chungus](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/i01h1l/big_chungus/)
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[**4 Comments**](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/i01h1l/big_chungus/)**Give AwardShareSave12**Posted by[u/DragonSniper989](https://www.reddit.com/user/DragonSniper989/)[2 hours ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/i02od3/i_am_the_foreskin_man/)
### [I am the foreskin man](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/i02od3/i_am_the_foreskin_man/)
They tried circumcising me but my foreskin only grew back stronger. Since then I have been getting circumcised every 6 months. My foreskin is now stronger than steel. Whenever I am I danger, I pull it over my body like an outer shell. It is fully bulletproof, fireproof, waterproof, and extremely lightweight. I have plans to sell it as a highly rare, highly resistant material and make millions. Bridges will be made out of beams of foreskin, and police units will wear foreskin vests. I will be living in my foreskin house and bathe in my wealth. I am foreskin man.
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### [The conceiving of ăŻă˝ăă](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/hzqysw/the_conceiving_of_%E3%82%AF%E3%82%BD%E3%81%8F%E3%81%9D/)
**nsfw**[**9 Comments**](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/hzqysw/the_conceiving_of_%E3%82%AF%E3%82%BD%E3%81%8F%E3%81%9D/)**Give AwardShareSave9**Posted by[u/Tong\_Zhi\_](https://www.reddit.com/user/Tong_Zhi_/)[3 hours ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/i02jvq/first_off_lets_define_communism/)
### [First off, letâs define communism](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/i02jvq/first_off_lets_define_communism/)
First off, letâs define communism. Itâs when the state controls the resources and evenly distributes the resources (excluding anarcho-communism where there is no state). In late Russian forms of communism, the state takes a higher amount of resources for itself, creating corruption and imbalance. This greedy authoritarianism ruins the idea of communism. When speaking about communism, we start with Marxism, but there are many offshoots like Leninism, Stalinism, Maoism, Castroism, Trotskyism, etc. no form of communism is exactly the same. You canât look at any example and say that is true communism. But if you look at true communism, you start at Marxism, and Marxism hasnât been tried. Communism is utopian, but authoritarianism has ruined it. Letâs look at the good and bad history. In communism, literacy and the amount of people that can read has skyrocketed. Especially in Cuba and China. Although, inflation has lead to economic collapse. This is because of capitalism that still existed in the form of socialism, which is communism but with money. Socialism leads to economic collapse. Communism doesnât have an economy, so that doesnât happen in that system. Mao, dare I say, did have a few achievements. Maoâs ideals were to take away landlords and private property. Nowadays, in China (which isnât really communist anymore), building lease the land from the Chinese government. This is a very effective system, actually. But mao is very controversial because he âkilledâ a bunch of people. But in fact, capitalism kills millions each year. Trotskyism, the ideology of Leon Trotsky, holds the ideas that communism should be spread worldwide, in the concept of the âpermanent revolutionâ. This is actually a very good idea, because when the world trades in money, true communism doesnât exist, and the people have to resort to socialism. An offshoot of Trotskyism is posadism, which holds the idea that to achieve communism, we have to nuke all the capitalists and the bourgeoisie. This isnât a very strong idea but I thought I would mention it. A great idol to look up to when talking about communism is Ernesto âCheâ Guevara. He was a revolutionary that helped overthrow Cuba and some Latin American countries. He wasnât authoritarian or corrupt, just helped the people overthrow capitalist oligarchs in the name of the proletariat. In my opinion, Trotskyism and a permanent revolution is the best way to achieve communism. But instead of communism, what I think is best is minarchist-communism, combining the government system of minarchism and communism. Minarchism (Not to be confused with monarchism) is when the government is in a ânight watchmen stateâ. A night watchman state is one of the government doesnât have any Large amount of power over the people. In a minarchist anarcho-capitalism, the government doesnât do anything but enforce the NAP (non-aggression pact). In communism, the government wouldnât have any purpose but to distribute resources, give health care, etc. In America, there is so much of a bias against economic leftism due to Cold War propaganda. But the government should socialize healthcare and increase the minimum wage. So to sum all this up, communism works, socialism doesnât really work as well, communism works best when the whole world is communist, the US should try and socialize healthcare and increase the minimum wage, there are many offshoots of communism, and true communism hasnât been tried. I tried to keep this as short as I could.
[**4 Comments**](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/i02jvq/first_off_lets_define_communism/)**Give AwardShareSave12**Posted by[u/succulentboi198](https://www.reddit.com/user/succulentboi198/)[4 hours ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/i00t4w/pls_read_and_no_delete/)
### [Pls read and no delete](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/i00t4w/pls_read_and_no_delete/)
Im want to change bevause i frisk but i want be sans bekase people say that not frisk and it make me deppresion so please no bully stop bullys i dont want to be bulllyied no im sans the girl sans neko so stop bullying ur gona make me more depressed because i have very hard depresion so stop please dont delete this its important message it need be hearded
[**2 Comments**](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/i00t4w/pls_read_and_no_delete/)**Give AwardShareSave1.0k**Posted by[u/JustaGuywithaweirdpc](https://www.reddit.com/user/JustaGuywithaweirdpc/)[1 day ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/hzf6fr/posted_in_rjschlatt/)
### [Posted in r/jschlatt](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/hzf6fr/posted_in_rjschlatt/)
Why do people like this guy?
I know Iâm gonna get banned for this but I just donât give one tbh.
I donât get jschlatt. All he does is make edgy jokes about race, 9/11, minimum wage workers, climate change and other very serious issues just to get a rise out of people. Wasnât it him who said âyouâre paid minimum wage you have no fucking right to smile at meâ. That comment is disgusting. Mocking people who simply want to make a living.
He is the most overrated content creator on the entire Internet.
[**108 Comments**](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/hzf6fr/posted_in_rjschlatt/)**Give AwardShareSave15**Posted by[u/bittebittenicht](https://www.reddit.com/user/bittebittenicht/)[5 hours ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/i00ggg/a_wholesome_android_master_race_moment_i/)
### [A wholesome Android master race moment I experienced in the office recently](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/i00ggg/a_wholesome_android_master_race_moment_i/)
So I was playing in the company slipânâslide room with my buddies and all of the sudden an iOS peasant walked into the room from the door on the opposite side of the room so I charged up my super slipânâslide attack and slipped and slid straight into that peasants legs and knocked him down while he screamed about widgets or something, I donât know. Anyways he dropped his iPhone onto the wet and slippery floor of the slipânâslide room and his peasant device immediately got destroyed by water damage. So there I was, standing over this poor little iOS peasant with my chad Pixel 4 XL and I pulled an extra Pixel 4 XL from my pocket and handed it to the glorious man who was once known as an iOS peasant. He smiled at me and then we started the slipânâslide all over the AndroidMasterRace HQ thatâs located in North Hollywood then everybody stood up and clapped.
TLDR: Read the whole story because itâs really wholesome
Edit: Thanks for the upvote kind stranger!
[**2 Comments**](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/i00ggg/a_wholesome_android_master_race_moment_i/)**Give AwardShareSave72**Posted by[u/ShrektheYaoiExpert](https://www.reddit.com/user/ShrektheYaoiExpert/)[14 hours ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/hztjjm/i_accidently_put_my_face_between_stranger_girls/)
### [I accidently put my face between stranger girlâs thighs on a public bus](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/hztjjm/i_accidently_put_my_face_between_stranger_girls/)
**nsfw**[**8 Comments**](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/hztjjm/i_accidently_put_my_face_between_stranger_girls/)**Give AwardShareSave8**Posted by[u/RecommendationFresh3](https://www.reddit.com/user/RecommendationFresh3/)[2 hours ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/i03k18/cum_wall/)
### [cum wall](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/i03k18/cum_wall/)
internally i am so sad beyond my own comprehension so i hide all me feelings behind a wall of cum, the cum comforts me and tells me everything will be okay, but deep inside i know itâs not. the cum holds me hostage while i wither away to nothing, slowly going insane. the cummies are infecting my brain and making my mind melt. every time i cum, it just gets worse. iâm the prefect victim for cum too, i am a useless tool, merely a host for a parasite of cum. there are buckets of cum everywhere in the cum warehouse, i dont know where i am, the cum walls are closing in. CUM help me
[**5 Comments**](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/i03k18/cum_wall/)**Give AwardShareSave18**Posted by[u/AnimeTeen01](https://www.reddit.com/user/AnimeTeen01/)[7 hours ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/hzyd0x/whats_the_name_of_skyrims_director/)
### [Whatâs the name of Skyrimâs Director?](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/hzyd0x/whats_the_name_of_skyrims_director/)
Todd âPlease donât mod, your engine is flawed, worship me like god, an ugly dad bod, what a fucking sod, might as well play cod, bad decision squad, magic overpowered, barely ever showered, never deflowered, more draugrs encountered, his bank account towered, the series is soured, a total fucking cowardâ Howard
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### [TIFU by thinking my students were talking about a porn star](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/i03paz/tifu_by_thinking_my_students_were_talking_about_a/)
This didnât happen today, it happened in last October but I remembered it now so here goes :
So Iâm 30M and I teach in a school. I donât mind if students talk about porn because even I used to do it in my school days.
So anyways today a group of boys were talking about how âNinaâsâ boobs are big and lovely during breaktime. Now before this I just read about how the old pornstar Nina Hartley (a popular porn star from the 70s and 80s) was still active in the industry. I thought they were talking about her. So I joined them and asked âyou know Nina huh?â.
They got scared but they said yes. I told them how I used to masturbate to her picture daily before. They had this really shocked and surprised faces but I thought itâd because a teacher was talking about porn. I also talked about how I want to squeeze her boobs.
All the boys had a disgusted face and one of them asked âYou know itâs illegal right pedophile?â. I got scared and confused because from what the article said Nina was in her 50s, how does that make me a pedo?
I asked them the same thing and one of them said âNina,Nina McCrary (not the actual surname) from our math class?â And thatâs when I realized they were talking about a Nina McCrary from my math class. Not Nina Hartley the old pornstar. I apologized them and said I was talking about a porn star and to never discuss about other classmatesâ body parts. After saying this walked away embarrassed
Tl;dr â Heard some boys talking about a Ninaâs tits. Thinking they were talking about an old porn star I joined them and talked about how I use to wank to her photos only to find out they were talking about a Nina from their classâŚ
[**4 Comments**](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/i03paz/tifu_by_thinking_my_students_were_talking_about_a/)**Give AwardShareSave29**Posted by[u/f\_\_h](https://www.reddit.com/user/f__h/)[11 hours ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/hzw2nm/how_to_simp_101/)
### [How to SIMP 101](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/hzw2nm/how_to_simp_101/)
âI must apologize for the actions of my fellow men. I, a male man, Manuel Mannington, proud possessor of both a Y chromosome and the fabled meat saber, am not like the other men! Do grace me with your conversation and you shall soon find that I am truly different!â
[**5 Comments**](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/hzw2nm/how_to_simp_101/)**Give AwardShareSave13**Posted by[u/LatteLoli](https://www.reddit.com/user/LatteLoli/)[7 hours ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/hzyrj0/a_nekopara_review/)
### [A Nekopara review](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/hzyrj0/a_nekopara_review/)
I am a 48 years old middle aged man, I work in a small typical business company and I can say that I your average salary man. I am a virgin who once had a fiance (which was also planned by my family). But after seeing how much of a loser I was, she left me and whole family planning. I never once hold a girlâs han- No, even that would be considered high for me. I have never even made an eye contact with a girl. For me, women are complete aliens . I have a face that even a mother would feel pity about it. I used to get bullied everyday,every night because of the short height even dwarfs would mock, I have a pp that is even shorter than the nose of pinocio who never lied. I did make a tinder account to gain some confidence for talking with girls ,but it was latter banned by tinder themselves due to my hideous looks. I thought my life was over. But then I stumbled upon this game, it look like some garbage only virgin would played, thatâs why it was perfect for me. So i thought to give it go. Little did i know. This game changed me. Now, I have become the pinnacle of success and alphaness ,a complete chad. I am now 7 feet tall built like a complete tank. My pp? oh its size is same as my previous height. My confidence and ego has sky rocketed exceeding its limit. I make every femaleâs panties drop the moment I make eye contact now. Because of my attractiveness I have become ceo of different companies and I am wealthy af. I did thought lets make another tinder account, but that was banned again because tinder thought it was bug of having many right swipes. I would like to end my story here now, and make sure, to keep your mother away from tiktok, or else you will be meeting me as the new dad.
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