We’ve known each other many years, but this is the first time you ever came to me for karma or for upvotes. I can’t remember the last time that you invited me to your sub for a cup of memes, even though my wife was first comment to your only OC. But, let’s be frank here. You never wanted my upvotes. And uh, you were afraid to be in my debt.

I understand. You found paradise in reddit, you had a good post, you made a dank meme. The mods protected you and there were courts of karma. You didn’t need a redditor like me. But uh, now you come to me and you say – ‘Don bronyraurstomp, give me upvotes.’ But you don’t ask with respect. You don’t offer friendship. You don’t even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my subreddit on the day my thread is to be posted, and you ask me to do downvotes for money.

OP, OP. What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you’d come to me in friendship, then this troll that ruined your OC would be suffering this very day. And, if by chance, an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you.