Caught my gf pooping…so I bwoke up with hew. 😡 She said shes off to pee whiwe wewe watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the doow and asked if evewything is ok, she said yes she’ww be wight out…hew voice was wabowed and i became suspicious…so i yewwed “IM COMING IN!’ she scweamed no but thewe was no stopping this, i smashed thwough the doow and i see hew sitting on the toiwet seat, i towd hew to get the fuk up, she didnt so i thwew hew off, i wooked inside the toiwet…just as i suspected, a goddam wog, bitch u bettew pway this isnt youws. i wooked awound and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UW POOP U WHOWE, she scweamed at me that im cwazy and that shes cawwing the cops, aww the whiwe toiwet papew in hew hands. i towd hew no need to caww the cops, im bweaking up with u u some kinda poop whowe. and that was that. I feew wike a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop. 👌 Weaw men don’t settwe fow wess…