I can use it to cut my wife’s cakes, LOL. I am kidding! I don’t have a wife. I don’t even have a girlfriend, actually. Not even in the friend zone. Never had a girl, to be honest. Tried many times. But I guess that I’m just a loner. I accept that. I’m now just shitposting on Reddit to fill the void in my life. But anyway, enough of that. That’s one sharp knife.