Near is a fucking asshole. We know this because even the creators admit it. Nate River is as bad as Adolf Hitler, because he is an evil, egotistical douchebag who can die in a fucking hole. If any of my children read or watched Death Note and said that Near was their favourite character, I would disown their fucking asses so hard. They’d be dead to me. Even Robbie Rotten thinks he’s a douchebag. Even Kira- MOTHERFUCKING KIRA finds Nate River a disgrace to L’s status, name and position. Near also is fucking creepy as hell with a very punchable face. I would love to punch him in the face. You want to know why?


























#BECAUSE NEAR IS A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG!


^Fuck Near