Like sometimes I don’t drink water for a bit and then I drink some water and I’m like “damn water you fine as hell.” It just tastes so fucking good. Like water might unironically be my favorite food. Name something that tastes better than water, I’ll wait. And it’s healthy for you! You all know why thirsty is a euphemism for horny? Because water it sex but metaphorically and you can drink it. That’s how good it is. Water is so fucking good they put it in everything. Imagine your favorite food without water. You can’t. Because your favorite food is water. Water tastes so good you don’t even need to drink it to enjoy it. Sometimes you’re just in water and you’re like “yeah that’s that good shit.” Water makes me wet just thinking about it. Smash that motherfucking like button if you love water as much as I do and be sure to subscribe for more water content.