well i got fresh news for those pussycuck coffeeshop soy boys…

i spent the past 7 years in the antifa underground communist revolutionaries barista university majoring in grinding tactics and deep state arabica bean gene altering.

i have a vast collection of high power, smooth taste, and perfectly reliable grinders grinding high-speed, low-drag operator infused beans

ill double esspresso them all just like i double esspresso’d my vape blowing that sick cloud (6mg peach iced tea juice, great stuff)

i live on a lean diet of kale and soy, meaning i can operate at levels unimaginable to these wannabe gamers, and i can sustain myself off the freshly homebrewn java. these cucks will run out of bush’s baked beans in 2 days flat while i chew on a coffee bean and rejuvenate my combat prowess.

ive got extensive experience in infiltrating the alt-right and have a collection of almost 20 different maga hats i can swap between to confuse my enemies, and distract them while i mark their locations for air strikes from the FBI’s secret deep state army.


they wont know what hit them.