IS THIS REALLY WHAT OUR SOCIETY HAS COME TO??? I WAS PROPOSING TO MY WIFE WHEN LEFRAUD CAME IN AND STOLE HER RING. I CANT BELIEVE HE DID THIS IN FRONT OF MY CHILDREN. I HAD TO TELL THEM IT WAS BECAUSE HE ONLY HAS FRAUD MICKEY MOUSE RINGS. SHAME ON YOU LEMICKEY!!

I AM ABSOLUTLEY SCARED FOR MY LIFE! I WAS MASTURBATING IN THE BATHROOM AT MCDONALDS WHEN LEFRAUD CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND TOOK MY DILDO. I CANT BELIEVE HE DID THIS INFRONT OF MY CHILDREN. I HAD TO TELL THEM IT WAS BECAUSE HE HAS NO REAL RINGS. SHAME ON YOU LEMICKEY

I was in a Ferris Wheel with my girlfriend when suddenly it stopped. Unfortunately, the operator was LeFraud! Instead of fixing it, he made the wheel spin faster! Thankfully, the nearby mechanics Kyrie and Allen were able to stop the wheel and return it to normal. Embarassing.

I was in Antarctica hiking the mountains with my pet polar bears. Suddenly one of them asked me, “Father, is it true LeFruad is 3-6-1?”. I HAD to lie to them. My pets need a better role model. Shame on you LeFraud!

Man this BLOWS! I ran to the library to get the new publication for my son “How to Win a Real Ring” by Michael Jordan but they said every copy was STOLEN And you’ll never guess who… LeFraud James…broke it to my son and he cried. How could his idol do this? Shame on u LeMickey