*A fucking asian god. He will bust it out flop it on the table and nut on you like oof. I’m not gay but goddamn I am not entirely flaccid when looking at Sam. Honestly he’s great guy other than the rape. And in the words a great man: “He is an absolute fucking unit-” and he will nut in your mom whether you like it or not. He’s kinda gay, you’ll usually see Sam busting it open or running on the floor like a fucking madlad. overall: great guy, would fuck if I had to pick a dude -Austin*

*”i’m not gay but… Sam is oof”*