That makes three sexes in 24 hours. With a woman. In her vagina. Having sex. That’s a sex hat trick. By me. In her vagina. Having sex. With my penis. Which is bigger than average. That I use primarily for sexing women.

Like today. When I had sex. Three times. In 24 hours. In a woman’s vagina. Today. I was in her vagina like 15 mins ago. With my penis. Having sex. Today.

I made her cum before me again because I’m good at having sex and I am a gentleman who knows how to have sex good. She enjoys the sex a lot and has indicated that she will have sex with me again in the near future. Which is awesome because I like sex. Especially with her vagina. Because it’s nice. I rate it a solid 10 based on presentation alone. Because it looks good. It’s a good vagina. Far above average. Possibly the best.

Which I know because I had sex with this beautiful woman. In her vagina. Three times today.

Sexy Hat Trick. High five and much love to reddit family. Brothers and sisters across the world. United by memes and sex.

Sex you later.