Cummybot has fucking 31k comment karma.

What the fuck? WTH! Some stupid, non-living sexual liquid robot has more comment karma than me? This is fucking unfair! I put time and effort, lots and LOTS of fucking effort into my hilariously funny and keen comments, and yet all I get at the most is 50 something comment karma. What the fuck! I fucking despise cummybot, cummybot is fucking trash. I’m so enraged. This is like that time when my little brother got more post karma than me. I’m always falling behind everybody,

EVEN WHEN I HAVE THE BEST QUALITY ON THE REDDITNET!

I’M FUCKING FURIOUS, FUCKING OUTRAGED!

WHO FINDS THIS CUMMYBOT CUNT FUNNY ENOUGH TO UPVOTE?

I’D BE FINE IF IT HAD LIKE, 111 UPVOTES, BUT NO, IT’S GOT FUCKING 31K!

WHAT THE FUCK!

I TRY SO DAMN HARD, BUT ALL THESE FUCKING INSIGNIFICANT PEOPLE, WHO I AM SO MUCH BETTER THAN,

GET MORE FUCKING KARMA THAN I DO!!!!

IT FUCKING PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSESS ME THE FUCK OFF!

AND ALL THESE FUCKING HIPPIE MEMESTERS WHO RESPOND,

WHAT THE FLIP DID I DO TO YOU?

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

YOUR MEMES PISS ME OFF!!!!!

FUCK THE MEMESTERS, FUCK MY YOUNGER BROTHER, AND MOST OF ALL,

FUCK THAT STUPID MOTHERFUCKING CUMMYBOT CUNT!

EDIT: SO I SEE YOU HAVE GIVEN ME A LOT OF UPVOTES. YET STILL, EVEN IN MY LEGENDARY FUCKING COPYPASTA, THAT CUMMYBOT ASSHOLE KEEPS GETTING MORE THAN ME! WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!

IT’S YOU FUCKING MEMESTERS TTHAT LOVE THIS CUMMYBOT CUNT THAT IS THE REASON WHY COUGH THIS CUMMYBOT FUCKTARD FUCKY DUCKY GETS MORE UPVOTES THAN ME! SO YOU KNOW WHAT? TO QUOTE MY FAVORITE GNOME BOY,

FUCK THE FANS

EDIT 2:

WHY AM I STILL GETTING HATE????????’

EDIT 3:

NOBODY FUCKING UPVOTE THIS POST NOW, IT’S AT 420 UPVOTES AND THEREFORE IS GOOD. IF YOU UPVOTE MORE WE WILL HAVE TO REACH 666 LIKES FOR IT TO BE MEME QUALITY AGAIN, OK? SO DON’T FUCKING UPVOTE.

EDIT 4:

THOSE FUCKING STUPID ASS WEEBSTER MEMESTERS! I BET IT WASN’T EVEN THEM THIS TIME, IT WAS PROBABLY CUMMYCUNT AND HIS ROBO FRIENDS! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU FUCKING DID! LOOK AT EDIT MOTHERFUCKING 3! IT’S AT FUCKING 425 UPVOTES NOW, SO NOW WE NEED A SMALL DOWNVOTE BRIGADE TO SETTLE IT OUT, DAMNIT! FUCK THESE STUPID ASS ROBOT CUNTS! UHGHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK… FRUGGGLEE!!!!