Give in to the slob within

Look at you. So big and round and fat. Nothing fits you anymore, and anything that does is either too small or is covered in stains. You don’t wash anymore because you can’t fit in the shower. You’re drenched in sweat from doing nothing but eating all day. You say the only time you move is when you use the bathroom? Why bother wasting the calories? You know you smell, you know you want to keep eating, and you can’t even wipe down there anyway. Just let it go. Wherever you’re stuffing that fat gut, if you feel the need, let loose right there, and don’t stop eating. Who cares if it makes a mess? There’s a whole mess of crumbs and food stains where you’re sitting anyway. Give into your inner piggy and wallow in your own slop.