There’s 1️⃣0️⃣4️⃣ days🌓🌔🌕🌖🌗 of sexual🍆😳👌 vacation🏖️😊

And school🏫 cums along🚶 just to end🚫 it

So the annual🗓️ problem🚬 for our generation💁

Is finding🔭 a good way to spend💲 it


Like maybe🤔…

Sucking🍆💧 a rocket🚀

Or fucking🍆😩 a mummy🧻

Or climbing🧗 up🔼 her Eiffel Tower🗼


Swallowing😮 something that doesn’t🚫 exist 👨🏿‍🔬🤷(Hey❗)

Or eating😩🍑 out a monkey🐵 in a shower🚿


Cumming🎊 tidal waves🌊

Creating sex🙊 robots🤖

Or Masturbating🥴🙋🍆 with Frankenstein’s brain 🤰(It’s over here! )


Fucking👨‍👧 a dodo🦆 bird

Waffle🥞 Stomping🏃 a continent🌍

Or driving🚗 our sister 🙎insane (Phineas!😾 )


As you can see🧐

There’s a whole lot of stuff🕋 to fuck🎎

Before school🏫 starts this fall🤸 (Cum on Perry)



So lick🥵 a puss🙀 ’cause Phineas▶️ and Ferb⏹️

Are gonna fuck it all

So lick🥵 a puss🙀 ’cause Phineas▶️ and Ferb⏹️ are

Gonna fuck it all!

(Mom! Phineas▶️ and Ferb⏹️ are trying to eat🍴 my ass🍑! )

(Guitar 🎸 downs)