The gru post makes me angery. He uses the imperial system, except for when talking about speed, in which case he uses meters, exempt for he also uses miles per hour. He also says centripetal acceleration, but then uses m/s which is velocity not acceleration. There are way too many assumptions being made as well. For example, where is it proven that gru has a dick? Maybe it was circumcised and weighs less, and centripetal acceleration isn’t acceleration as common folk think it, it’s actually accounting for the constant change in direction, rather than any change in absolute velocity, and 72.57 meters per second, even if taken at face value, is only 162 miles per hour. The use of imprecise numbers and decimals tries to make him seem smarter, and yet he does not include the math like an actual man. Mr. brown would totally knock off 3 points.

Also, on closer examination, gru is less than 4 minions tall, closer to 3, or perhaps 3 and a half, it’s not very clear, especially with inconstancies in animation. There is no confirmed size of minions either, and the world is scaled very strangely. I would say that gru is instead 10.5 feet tall at most.

 Finally, OP is totally gay