No dude, I’m your higher up and what I say goes.

We need to have all purchases recorded into our system. Using your big brain doesn’t do that dude. If you make a mistake like that again, I may have to write you up dude. Also I did not hear you say big McThankies from McSpankies to the customer.

The McThankies slogan has been a staple of the company since the mid 1980s. I truly doubt that that a slogan such as yours would even fly by the lowest McSpankies representatives. Listen dude, you’re a good kid. Please put your pride aside and do your job correctly.