Hello bronies and pegasisters! I’m LaMontagne, a five year preacher of My Little Pony and all its affiliates since the beginning. I’ve got registered accounts on derpibooru, deviantart, and equestria daily. My surplus collection of ponies is enough to entertain me for days! I’ve even posted my own ponies, my personal favorite being Dark Star the unoriginal stolen OC from deep within the Special Corner of bronycon which I’ve been visiting annually since 2012. Wanna play pony cards with me? I’ve got ’em all! Every day is sparkles and rainbows for my 300 pound self. Pinkie’s my favorite pony and none of them haters can contest, especially after they see all the cum I’ve soaked on my Special Edition Pinkie Pie Waifu Pillow. I dyed my long, greasy untamed hair pink just to show my love for Pinkie! I love turning everything into ponies despite the teasing and complaints from my friends! I’ve watched every single episode, listened to every creepy pasta, and clopped to so much r34 it makes my computer lag! Yes, I do believe that being a brony is the most proud thing to be especially when you have unkempt facial and body hair to attend to!