5 reasons I could beat god in a fist fight:
1. I’ve read the Bible, no where does it say that god is good at fighting bare-handed
2. I have been in a fight before but god hasn’t ez win (I did lose though :()
3. I make sensible life decisions like my investment in bitcoin and therefore can outsmart him in a fight
4. I can gang up on him with other humans whilst he has no other gods
5. I fucked his mum, that’s right I Fucked the shit out of God’s mother and he’s a pussy ass bitch
Overall if god was actually strong he would have fought me already