WEE WOO WEE WOO

ALERT! COMEDY GOD HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING! GET TO COVER!

*steps on stage*

Bystander: “Oh god! Don’t do it! I have a family!”

Comedy God: “Heh…”

*adjusts fedora*

*the building is filled with fear and anticipation*

*God and Jesus himself looks on in suspense*

*comedy god clears throat*

*everything is completely quiet not a single sound is heard*

*world leaders look and wait with dread*

*everything in the world stops*

*nothing is happening*

*comedy god smirks*

*no one is prepared for what is going to happen*

*comedy god musters all of this power*

*he bellows out to the world*

“ATTACK”

*absolute suspense*

*everyone is filled with overwhelming dread*

“HELICOPTER”

*all at once, absolute pandemonium commences*

*all nuclear powers launch their nukes at once*

*giant brawls start*

*43 wars are declared simultaneously*

*a shockwave travels around the earth*

*earth is driven into chaos*

*humanity is regressed back to the stone age*

*the pure funny of that joke destroyed civilization itself*

*all the while people are laughing harder than they ever did*

*people who aren’t killed die from laughter*

*literally the funniest joke in the world*

*then the comedy god himself posts his creation to reddit and gets karma*