I bet you don’t even know all 457 different ways to finger a girl. Meanwhile I’ve know every way since birth. My mother felt no pain when I was born, instead she felt immense pleasure! I bet that you stick your arm down your throat during sex to draw attention away from what cannot be seen in between your legs! I don’t have to worry about my size for my cock is so large that I could make a woman orgasm before I even use it! Oh ho indeed, the mere sight of my gigantic schlong is so overwhelming that even the straightest of men can’t help but look in awe and amazement! I’m quite shocked that your dick hasn’t imploded and turned into a black hole, but then again I guess the only thing that sucks more than a black hole is you after all! Now, if you would please go bother someone else with your incoherent babbling.