Oh, well that’s just Dave. Personal friend of mine. honestly, great guy. I’ll tell you how I met him. I was at a gas station. I had just pulled in to gas up my car, and walked over and saw a note attached to the pump saying “meet me behind the trash”. I was flustered of course, as any sane man would be if someone forgot to put back the designated jacking off fish after they were finished with it, but hey, what can you do. I sighed deeply and walked over to behind the dump where I found a slimy white headed thing jacking off with a fresh salmon. As soon as he saw me I could tell we would be buddies forever. He came over and handed me the fish, saying “your turn”. I was much obliged. It would be rude to say no, after all, it was a large part of their culture. I unzipped my pants. And put on my monster condom for my magnum dung. I could see that the fish hadn’t been cleaned out, and while it would be more pleasure able to dick it raw, I knew I was better than that. I slid the slimy salmon over my cock and started thrusting. It was pretty good, but I could tell Dave was impatient. It was time for the formalities to end. I took the salmon off my dick just as Dave slid his ass on. It was a surprisingly smooth ride, and felt great, but then it was time to go hardcore. He brought out the syringe, and I said when. He slowly slid the needle into my scrotum, and started filling it up with liquid. My ballsack was now twice it’s normal size, about two eggs long and one egg thick. I draped my scrotum over Dave’s face as he started licking, then sucking. Soft at first, but gradually harder and harder, until I could see the blood had rushed to the surface of my balls from all the pressure. He then moved up to my ass, where I got the best rimjob ever. Slowly licking from my dainty taint all the way down the devils hole itself, mopping up any trace amounts of stank with his tongue. I came buckets, everywhere. Everything around me was slimy, but Dave didn’t seem to mind. He finished up, and gave me his number, then went home. I could tell we were going to be best friends forever. Just a regular Monday night.