You have scored yourself a hot date on Tinder and are going out to what your date says is the best restaurant in town. They drive you past an Italian restaurant with three Michelin Stars. They say that’s not it. They drive you past a soul food restaurant, two sushi buffets, a Texmex restaurant and three Chinese restaurants. They say none of those are it. After what seems like hours, they park in the McDonald’s car park.

Your date is evidently rich, as they order a lot of food. Two dozen Big Macs, thirty Double Quarter Pounders, 50 McChickens, 50 McDoubles and 50 Filet O’ Fish, along with so many fries and McNuggets and shakes.

You sit down with your date and eat the delicious but not mind-blowing food. After what seems like hours, the food is gone, and your date goes to order yet more food to eat when you get to their house. You sense that something’s not right, and you hear three words from your date that act as the smoking gun for you.

“One hundred hamberders, please.”

The smoking gun. The third time this week. Your “hot date” is Donald Trump in disguise. He kisses you on the lips and you taste the distinctive scent of Ivanka Trump’s breathtaking pussy. You feel no means of escape, he takes you home.

Depending on your sexuality, either Ivanka Trump or Trump Jr. are waiting for you at Trump’s house. Trump ditches the disguise. If you’re a straight man, bisexual, or a lesbian, Trump will ask you to cuck him with Ivanka while he’s naked and locked in a chastity cage. If you’re a gay man or straight woman, Trump will ask you and Trump Jr. to spitroast him.

How do you proceed?