You don’t know what you’re missing out on bud. It honestly tastes like a different kind of salt. Like salt that you can never sprinkle too much of on your fish and chips. I licked it once, and now I just have to lick it every night because I’ve never been able to find something that can replicate the taste. To make things worse, I’ve tried all store packaged Himalayan salt brands but they just aren’t right. I subsequently developed an insatiable desire to lick the rock crystals in their natural glory so I went Himalayan trekking and lo and behold, it was life-changing.

I couldn’t go back to my software job after that, so I sold my house and live in the Punjab region in Pakistan where I can lick without restriction all night and sew T-shirts in a Nike sweatshop by day to pay for rent. Now that I think about it, you probably shouldn’t lick the lamp.

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