Nah bruh. Never trust no ho. My 2nd wife left me on some shit. The story is as followed. I was at work and I knew some shit with my girl has been weird lately. She hasnt really been affectionate and she ain’t putting down anymore. I was fucking confused. Every Tuesday, this bitch makes some bomb ass wings with some Franks red hot and some homemade ranch. It was our thing. I come home and this bitch didn’t make the god damn wings. Now I know this ho is tricking. I hit up my homie P to do some surveillance. He down as fuck. 9:26 p.m. that homie P calls and say that he just saw this bitch at 7/11 buying some Pringles and an Arnold Palmer. Suspect as fuck. I asked what flavor chips? He said original. Bitch straight playing bro. Everyone knows hos only eat salt and vinegar. I told him to follow and let me know where they at. He hits me and they at motel 7 on 22nd and King. She goes into room 72 and P and I wait a minute so we can catch her in the act. We end up going to the front desk and ask for a spare key because we locked out. Since we black and she was white, she gave it assuming I was this nigga Lavant. Shits trash. Go to the room with P and we bust in to see my bitch gobbling cock like she bobbin for apples. This homie Lavant and her making eye contact with me but she ain’t stop bobbin. Disrespectful. I start yelling at her and she say shit like fuck you and your Tuesday wing ass bitch. That hurt because I thought that was an us thing even tho I just ate the wings and never cooked them. That home Lavant lightweight swole and he get up and ask who the fuck am I. I let him know foh with that busted shit. You fucking my Bitch so move on it then. He wasnt havin none of that. He tell me he gonna fix my broken ass and then take my girl to penetration station. This nigga clever as fuck. We square up and this homie butt ass naked. He beats my fucking ass. I don’t think I even got a lick in. Homie stomped my face. My homie P cut to the hut because he wasn’t having none of that shit. I’m straight leaking on the ground broken as fuck. My girl laughing as he ready to smash. He fuck this girl with me bloodied on the floor. Lightweight not even mad tho because he actually was better at sex tho. When they finished after the hour, he threw me a towel and lectured me on why all this happened. Lavant a straight up cat tho. After it was all said and done, we talked sports and he sold me a rainbow vacuum. Shit don’t work for 500$ but you gonna say no to someone who just beat your ass in his bare ass and thenfucked your girls ass. Nah best investment I’ve done. We divorced two years later because I just got tired of having Lavant around my house not doing shit. They got to keep the house but at least I got my pride fam.