Ripped straight through a set of coveralls. Turned around to express my shock to the cashier and knocked over three chewing gum displays and a bottle opener display. Ran out of the gas station – broke the windshield of a Prius when I turned the corner. Couldn’t fit into my car. Had to take the train home, doors closed on it and they bent, so I got kicked off the train and had to pay for the damage.

Ended up polevaulting my way home.

Second worst night of my life 2/10 would not do again.