I went outside today and I farted really hard. It felt odd though kind of like it traveled through my ballsack. I continued walking and I realized one of my balls cut through my sac, because it had formed into a very sharp edged, perfect geometric cube. I started to panic but then I saw my neighbors lawn gnome. His booty was really ripe and the non moving look on his face made me really horny. I ran over and we started making out but I don’t know if I should fuck him? Is that rude? Is my balls gonna be okay?