I want to take your little Bussy and shove a corn cobb up and down the rim so fast that the friction ignites your pelvis and you begin to scream. You T pose and begin to rocket towards the sky. A news Helicopter barely avoids you as you climb higher and higher above the city. You are now beginning to spin in your Tpose state, increasing your upwards momentum 5 fold. As you reach the stratosphere, you look down and notice how small the Earth looks to you now. You grab what’s left of your penis and tie it around both wrists. You begin your descent, arms locked in by your penis. A red-orange flame appears around you as you approach terminal velocity, the atmosphere is trying to burn you upon re-entry. 10,000 feet, 9,000 feet, 8,000 feet, you were well beyond what terminal velocity should have been; the air around you disintegrates into it’s most basic elements as your body careens towards the Earth. You see a large black dildo, about 3 feet in diameter, sitting in a field. You take aim and flip yourself so that your ass is facing the Earth. You stare into the sun and your Ass homes in on the dildo like an ICBM, tears stream down your face as you come to terms with what is about to happen. The dildo pierces your rectum at 11 thousand feet per second. Your body cannot withstand the force and you are immediately eviscerated leaving a massive crater in the field where the dildo once was. You can rest easy now. You have ascended.