Ok gamers, Long story shot I drugged and kidnapped the Australian next door. Smelly vegemite lookin ass, Crikey Cunter slushin alambamer betty crocker son of a bitch. Lil Spider looking ass, Vegemite looking smelling ass. Fucking Made him smell my rag, idiot, For some fucking reason he was immune to the Chloroform. They werent kiddin when they said aussies really do got it bad. Bitches smells Chlolorie to go to bed, my god. lil vegi bitches smellin asses. I did it beceerse i could smell his goddamned vegemite looking ass from the next door, fucking sloth. His kangaroos shit and pissed all over my poarched, the bitch ass let his massive 10 foot spider on my lawn one day and it ate my fucking dog, bitch ass. Everyday at 3:37 on the dot they go outside and wring out there sweat filled shirt and flex there meaty abs, just to flex the manly ness of that sexy son of a gun.Once i finally was able to put that bitch ass smellin looking ass to sleep using ye ol .50 it was time to get to work. I ducktaped him to my door but his sweaty and glossy skin prevented the tape from sticky, that lubey mofo took me loob, bitch ass. I instead used chains to make sure he was sucures to my chair, bitch ass, once i got him on the chair the chains melted off this mofos hot abs, fuckin hated that dude, so damn hot, so hunky. I was hungry so i made a grilled cheese on his hot abs, bitch ass burned them, fucking hate this man, he woke up once whilst making said sandwich, bitchass, Had to pump 5 more .50’s im em, bitchass, Speaking of bitchass his pet spider got loose, ate the old woman next door. tragic, did you know her son was a general in the army??? She made the best cookies? His son was a war hero and saves 37 men whilst patroling Normandy, Brave men thoses men where, She got a new garden shovel, she talked about how erganomic and flexable it was in her hands, She also knew this one boy who was friends with another boy whos dad invested in appled, cool dude.