What is The Cursed Child you ask? So Cursed Child is if Harry Potter were curb stomped by JK Rowling and the other two guys, then dragged through the mud, shot by an AA cannon, put in a bag with ten hungry dogs, thrown into the sea, fished out again, incinerated, shat on, incenerated again, then had the urn curb stomped, then the urn and it’s contents incenerated, then have the new urn shot by an AA cannon, then have it put in a bag with ten thousand hungry dogs, then had the bag of dogs incinerated, then have the incinerated dogs fed to other dogs, then had those dogs slaughtered using an AA canon, then having those bits of dog been fed to Chinese people, then JK rowling eating the Chinese people’s shit, then shitting out the shit, and smearing it on the page, and that is The Cursed Child.