I mean, wtf was that? This was hyped up to be the biggest war ever, EVER EVER! Instead, it ended up as this huge slaughter-fest that barely went anywhere. It was waaay too long as well. Dear writers, if you promise that the war is going to end by Christmas, then make it fucking end by Christmas! Holy shit, tf was the point of having it go on for 4 years when barely anything gets resolved in the end?! To subvert our expectations? Are you fucking serious?! Rian Johnson wrote this, didn’t he? And get the fuck outta here with this “wAr Is BaD” SJW crap. This totally spits on the memory of America and the British Empire, which taught us that war is epic!

Don’t even get me started with Widrow Wilson, his character arc is infintely worse than any US president that preceded him. Huge disappointment. And who is this fat fuck Winston Churchill?! He thinks he’s some badass general that can lead the British Army, only to end in complete fucking disaster at Gallipoli. Wilhelm II was probably the lamest villain I’ve ever seen. He starts off as this big fucking tough guy that can take on anyone, whilst also having this (admittedly interesting) deformed arm. Turns out he’s this huge pussy that barely does anything during the duration of the war other than handing out medals. Instead we have this fat fuck, Erich Ludendorff who (exactly like Chruchill) turns out to be a shit general. Go figure! But possibly the biggest disappointment were the Romanovs. I mean, how do you go from making them this interesting family with a complex history in Russia only to be slaughtered by the Bolshefucks or whatever their name was?! Huge disappointment.