“So I play Super Smash Bros. Ultimate but I like to just call it ‘Ultimate’. So basically, you rack up percent on the opponent and try to knock them into the blastzone. It has a lot of cool advanced techniques like shorthopping and fastfalling. I like to choose Roy and use a really cool move called neutral air (I call it ‘nair’) which is relatively safe and can start combos at low percents. His recovery isn’t amazing but his kill power makes up for it especially with his jab into backwards aerial (I like to call it jab bair or jair) and his side special AKA side b AKA Double Edge Dance is really strong and can combo from his neutral attack AKA jab. Most people call it jab side b but I like to call it “jide b” because it sounds funny, haha. One time the online Zelda I got matched with teabagged me so I broke my router, blocked him, found his Twitter, and sent him multiple death threats. You gotta send a message to your opponent in a figurative and literal way, you know? It was totally worth it. New internet isn’t even that expensive anyways.”