This may sound like im
fucking with you but im not. I was
recently diagnosed with a terminal dis-
ease called cyroaudiovascularmalexia.
Google it if you want. Essentially i dont
get enough blood flow to my ears so
they are slowly freezing, and they will
soon fall off and it will spread to my
inner ear and brain. There is no cure but
there is one treatment. I need to warm
my ears constantly to save my life and
the only material soft enough is the
inner thigh of a pretty girl. So i need you
to sit on my face. For medical reasons.