Now that I think about it, sandwiches don’t need to include bread. I mean, a sandwich doesn’t need to be edible either. It’s just 1 thing surrounded by 2 of the same other thing. So a hotdog can’t be a sandwich, can it? Because it’s just 2 separate parts, not 3. However, there are exceptions. You can say that three people on top of each other is a human sandwich but they’re all the same thing, in principle. But when does a sandwich just become a stack? You can add multiple ingredients between bread in order to make a sandwich. So could you do that with other things? If we were to put 4 humans on top of each other, would it still be a sandwich? Yes. Because you could also say that the 2 bodies in the middle are just multiple ingredients sandwiched between the corpse on top and on the bottom. However, we could also say that it is a stack of 4 humans. So in conclusion, sandwiches can sometimes be a stack (when they’re all the same entity) but not all stacks are sandwiches. But what are sandwiches (even more simplified)? I’ve come to the realization that anything between two objects could also be considered sandwiched therefore making the entire thing a sandwich. But it needs to have 3 separate parts (the bottom, the middle and the top). So the minimum amount of entities to make a sandwich is 3. So you could say atoms are sandwiches. Protons and neutrons are clumped together, and then there’s also electrons. So even the lonely hydrogen atom can be a sandwich. As long as the number of entities is equal or superior to 3, it can be considered a sandwich. However, some may say that a the middle needs to be crushed or that it needs to have some force exerted on it by both sides in order to be a sandwich. But you can say a house is sandwiched between two buildings. But there is no force being exerced on it in this situation. In conclusion to my rant about sandwiches, if atoms are sandwiches and molecules are sandwiches, and cells are sandwiches, and organs are sandwiches. That means that all matter that exists is a sandwich. I, am a sandwich. You are a sandwich. The universe is a sandwich. WE ARE ALL SANDWICHES. JOIN OUR SECT, BRÖTHERS, THE SECT OF TRUTH.