Do you understand what you have just stated? What your unholy mouth hole has just let loose? What your lipflaps have just breathed into existence? You claim to be ’emo jesus’. Do you understand who owns this title? Has your ignorance blinded your will for common sense? You think you can rawr uwu xD your way out of this? Who do you take me for, a simp? If I ask you about American football and modern baseball, what will you say then? I will have you know I listen to Bladee and DaBaby. Do you not understand who I am?

HAHAHAHA! No matter, then! It seems your ignorance was a blessing in disguise! My will to reclaim my own title has only increased my power level! I AM THE REAL EMO JESUS, and the anger of God will smite you down! I didn’t stop listening to Lil Peep for nothing! And now it’s time for you to face your sins! The consequences of your blasphemy will be great! Nanomachines son! Your punishment will be painful and agonizing! I am the angel of death! You are a typical blasphemer; all cock and no cum! Your death will be great for the economy! You are but an imposter, and you’re looking quite sus! And I’ve called an emergency meeting!

Five words for your punishment: YOU LOOK LIKE RAMONA FLOWERS!!!