IM GOING TO TELL YOU WHY THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER IS THE KOST BADASS FUCKING SONG

*And the rocket’s red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there,
O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave?*

Holy fucking shit is that badass. Imagine being fucking bombed by a bunch of leaf drinking communist muddy cunt lickers and the Last flex you flex is how big your murican flag and your yankee doodle dick is. Imagine being a BritFag and you throw a shit load of explosives at a couple of americans and their finale flex is that their flags are better than yours. Holy fuck.

Literally the rest of the song is just flexing on brits.

*And where is that band who so vauntingly swore,
That the havoc of war and the battle’s confusion
A home and a Country should leave us no more?
Their blood has wash’d out their foul footstep’s pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave,
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave.*

This part is literally about how FUCKING FREE we are and how we fucking slaughtered them brits that our shores turned red holy fuck.

*Between their lov’d home and the war’s desolation!
Blest with vict’ry and peace may the heav’n rescued land
Praise the power that hath made and preserv’d us a nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto – “In God is our trust,” 
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave*

This literally just means fuck you we are better than you cuz we got god and anime on our side. FUCK YEAH AMERICA