I noticed that you commented on my post but did not upvote

FAQ

“what will happen to me?”

Well I take things like this seriously. You will be whipped with a flaming whip laced with poison while hangin of a rope with a pool of boiling tar under you. If you scream at all while you get whipped the rope will be cut and you will drown in boiling tar.

“what can I do to stop this from happening?”

Well you have to pay a fine of 3m dollars and be my personal butler for 2 years. The things you will do as my butler are: rub my feet, suck my dick, wipe my ass, clean the dishes, watch as I please my wife, and much more.

“Why is this such a big deal?”

Well when I work hard on a post and realize that someone had seen my post but still did not upvote it, I get angry. I spent a long time on an amazing copypasta post when someone decided to comment on it. I noticed when they commented that the post still had one upvote. That is what started all of this and why it is such a big deal.