Why is this so unbelievable? Have you ever dealt with kids OP? Here’s an actual conversation between me and my 2 yr old infant.

He turned on all the lights in the house at 9 in the morning.

Me: Is everything OK?

Kid: Whither is God? I will tell you. We have killed him — you and I. All of us are his murderers. But how did we do this? How could we drink up the sea? Who gave us the sponge to wipe away the entire horizon? What were we doing when we unchained this earth from its sun? Is there still any up or down? Are we not straying, as through an infinite nothing? Is not night continually closing in on us? Do we not need to light lanterns in the morning? Do we hear nothing as yet of the noise of the gravediggers who are burying God? Do we smell nothing as yet of the divine decomposition? Gods, too, decompose. God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him.

Me: HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING MY WEED AGAIN?! 😡😡

Kid: I have come too early, my time is not yet. This tremendous event is still on its way, still wandering; it has not yet reached the ears of men. Lightning and thunder require time; the light of the stars requires time; deeds, though done, still require time to be seen and heard. I must compose requiem aeternam deo. What after all are these churches now if they are not the tombs and sepulchers of God?

Then I grounded him for being a weirdo lol.