I took time out of my day to help you out, and this is the thanks I get? Fine. I can take a hint. I know when I’m not wanted.

Don’t blame me if you get lost or can’t figure out what to do. When that happens, remember that you brought it upon yourself.

In fact, I’m gonna laugh my ass off if I see you get a game over because you lacked crucial information that my tutorial was going to give you.

When you’re ready to come crawling back and beg for forgiveness, you can re-enable tutorial pop-ups in the Settings Menu.