Morty:oh jeez, Rick. L-like…you can’t just, pluck my eyelids…is it eyelids?…yeah, you can’t just pluck my eyelids open like that. Especially with this disease, or virus, o-or whatever going on out there. I haven’t see-seen you wash your hands once since ive met you, a-an you have the author- the audacity to pluck my eyes open? I don’t care if you could cure this virus with your arms behind your back…and-and your head tied up your ass crack…don’t put my life in danger…you-you boomer! Are you a boomer? It doesn’t matter! Don’t-don’t touch me with your aged hands ever again, why aged? Why boomer? because ageism is in style now!!! And because I’m just an overly entitled half millennial who has no legitimate way of-of rebutting arguments, so instead I’ll point out your demographic cohort as a way of somehow shaming you…even though baby boomers are an essential part of society and worked for many of the luxuries we have now…

#BOOMER!!!

Rick: you finished?

Morty: *panting heavily* y-yeah, I think so

Rick: Good *burps* *proceeds to rip Morty’s eyelids open with scientific precision*

…Zoomer