You know what should be normalised?

Hats.
Don’t you just wish that when you walk down the street you just saw people wearing hats, cos I do. Bowler hats, top hats, cowboy hats, even fucking berets – I don’t care. I just want to see those hats people. It would be so good. Go to uni – don’t forget your hat. Go to your parents for the weekend – don’t forget your hat or your parents with smack you for being so rude. Dip the hat to a stranger passing by. Going on a night out – create a memory about that time some random dude dressed as a cat stole your hat and you found it later in the night when a stranger just gives it to you. Yeah… That stranger would have been your wife if only for the hats people. That’s the world I want. The world we want.

HATS.