Skeleton: your bread and butter, quite spoopy, lives inside you.

Skellington: woha very good neightbor skeleton is hapy to have skellington resting on floor of parlour.

Skeletonne: goes2gym lifts mounds of flesh to build bones maybe I’m not sure what this is, whoa is tonne of skele.

Skellyton: best friend under2stands skel very well. Kelly stole name from Skellyton.

Bones: Our ultimate enemy, enemy of all skeletons, looks, behaves, and is otherwise identical to skeleton in every way, but is not skeleton