Hey guys, I’m still shaking after the whole ordeal, but I feel pure bliss after the outcome was pure justice served. Here is a story of how I got a Horde player fired from my job, he deserved it, as he clearly has no morals and picks to side with an evil faction that has done nothing right.

The place I work at is big, and has a lot of people employed so I don’t know everyone. It seems that I always meet someone new everyday. The other day, I had to take lunch at a different time than normal, this meant that there were new faces in the break room. I normally keep to myself when eating, but I overheard a guy and girl (girls play games too!) talking about video games. I’m a gamer myself, so I perked up and eavesdropped on the conversation.

Then they started to talk about WoW! My heart started racing, as WoW is my favorite game (started in Legion btw), and I had to try so hard to not butt into someone elses conversation, especially people I do not know personally. It was at the moment… the moment I was to swallow all my social anxiety (introvert btw), and just include myself to talk about my favorite game! When I heard these terrible words:

“I mostly play Horde”.

I was frozen in my tracks. A wave of confusion, fear, disgust, and anger hit me. I did not understand what was happening to me…

I just did not understand… I was so confused. How could someone in a good job like this be morally inferior and play horde, and not be in jail or homeless!? /r/WoW told me that Horde players kill babies and support Hitler.

As I stood there petrified, the guy and gril just sat there talking like normal like the man just didn’t say: “Yeah I support Nazi’s and nuking innocent peaceful villages (RIP Theramore ;_;)”. Even though the woman was clearly smiling and invested into the conversation, I knew deep down she was scared of getting ‘ganked’ (get the reference!?) by this Horde scum. I knew a pretty gril such as her was an Alliance main, probably a healer. I had to rescue her…

I had to heroic leap into action…

I stormed right up to the department that he works in. I asked around for the mans boss, when the secretary pointed me in the right direction. I walked up to the closed door and stopped right before I knocked. I asked myself: “Should I really be doing this? Is this even worth my time? It’s just a game, who cares really? People enjoy hobbies in their own way, should I punish them for that?” Then that gross doubt left me (I bet the Sylvanas was corrupting me lol!). I said “NO! I take a fictional games politics way too seriously!”.

I then knocked on the office door, quickly thinking of what I’m going to say to this mans boss when in a split second I heard “Uh, come in”.

My heart was pounding, pounding more than ever before. This was like the mage tower challenge (Too hard btw Blizz pls nerf). I had to go into this solo queue to finally deliver the justice that’s been long overdue. I walked into the office of the boss, marched straight to his desk, swallowed my anxiety and said: “Sir! I have some upsetting details about one of your employees that you should know!”. He looked at me and said: “Um… okay? Who is it about?”

I told him, then spent the next 30 minutes explaining WoW, how evil the Horde was, and how not evil the Alliance is. The boss looked shocked, and angry. Looked at me and said “I’ll get this taken care of right away! I am so sorry that you had to deal with that! I don’t allow morally inferior Nazis in my company!”

Later that day, I saw the evil Hordie walk out with his stuff, never to return again. His boss came up to me and thanked me again. He also told me he was going to start playing and make an Alliance character. I walked back into the building, and everyone started to applaud! I was hailed as a hero (of the Alliance).

That’s my story of how I got a horde player fired. It feels really good to be morally superior