Your mother is of the homosexual side

I have recently deducted that your mother is a rather unusual example of a homosexual. She inhibits qualities that indirectly resemble actions of a “gay” individual. She is seen often times with her close relatives and friends late at night. I cannot conquer what happens in her seances with her family, and I hope it is within God’s good grace, but her deviant behavior among her friends oftentimes could be described as “gay”. She is seen through the window as of wearing different dresses among her close circle, and their is evidence like the multiple glasses of wine she consumes that night. I have only observed her once, but she immediately sat up and asked her friend to follow her to the bathroom.

I am foreign to the actions of a woman, as I have identified as asexual after multiple women rejected me, but I can conclude that Your mother is deviating from the normal actions of a woman in her late stages of fertility. Oftentimes, she is insistent on checking her facebook post, and I can only think that she is sexting among her “friends”, or as I have concluded, multiple lesbian lovers. Your mother is on the “gay” side and i have informed you of the shortcomings of your genepool.