After watching this video, I threw away my copy of the Kama Sutra and now only use this video for reference. My wife called me messed up in the head, but I told her this was natural and she should appreciate my originality. After two weeks of this i noticed a large shell beginning to grow on my back. After a month I had fully morphed into a turtle, and begun to speak their language. My wife said she couldn’t be seen married to a turtle, as it would ruin her families reputation, and kicked me out. I decided to travel to the Galapagos and live among my turtle brethren. I am now married to a beautiful turtle mistress named Turtlina with my 300 wonderful turtle children. If you listen closely at night, you can hear these exact noises, traveling along the very air itself.**Show less**