Am*ricans aren’t people.
They’ll legit wake up at 5 in th morning, get in their 10L gas guzzling v8 Toyota Prius, drive to their $2/h job, suck an asshole customer’s cock for a tip.
During their shift they get called their son got shot at school. On their way out they’re fired for leaving early. On the way to the car they fall and break their ankle. The 20 minute stay at the hospital will cost them $2599.98
At the end of the day they’ll sit on their couch to relax and watch the news where some upper class person tells them they are racist and deserve to go extinct.

When going to bed they’ll kiss the flag over their bed and say “God bless America!. They fall asleep gripping their glock in case a CIA sponsored junkie™ breaks onto their house to steal their coffee brewer. They are lulled to sleep by the thought that at least they are free.