A lot of people have phobias of balloons and balloons very common. So here’s a quick theory. Sprinkle in some of these people with globophobia (fear of balloons) around and then they have kids. Some of them are never going to let their kids have balloons growing up, despite these kids seeing balloons EVERYWHERE (tv, commercials, other bday parties, amusement parks, etc.). These kids are really gonna fucking want some balloons. They’re probably weird with them at their friend’s bday party. Probably well up until they’re in puberty. Until they’re able to buy them themselves. 😉


Lol. But also, rubber and latex are commonly fetishized, because it has a specific smell, bendy/stretchy, etc. Balloons have that crazy aspect of popping. And popping a balloon can be an intense climax for most people, although not sexually of course. And the ritual of inflating balloons. Drastic size changes. Lips on the balloon. Transferring air from your own lungs into this balloon. Passing some air back in forth while inflating it. Getting it a little wet too. Like damn, that’s some decent foreplay for some people. Also they make that farting sound lol.