GO PUNCH CONES UNDER A BRIDGE OR SOMETHING YOU FUCKEN WANKER.
>BEING THAT FUCKING GAY.

FUCK, IT’S LIKE YOU DON’T EVEN CARE ABOUT YOUR CARBON FOOTPRINT. GET OUT OF IT YA BLOODY BACKDOOR BANDIT. ARE YOU EVEN A REAL FASCIST, MATE? WE INVENTED THE FUCKING WIGGLES, CUNT. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? FUCKED SO MANY GIRLS IN BALI LAST YEAR. BLOODY BILLY-CAN DODGER. OI! YOU CHEEKY CUNT.
>HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE FREE HEALTHCARE.

ABSOLUTE FUCKWIT. OI, YOU HEAR THAT NEW JACK JOHNSON TRACK? FUCKING SO SICK, BRO. SO SICK. THAT’S FUCKING CHAT BRO! I AM, RIGHT THIS INSTANT, HAVING A SICK FUCKING BAT. FUCK ME, I’M OUT OF VB! MAKE A SENTENCE OUT OF “FUCKED” AND “GET”, MATE. OI THIS IS YOU: HURR DURR LOOK AT ME I’M AN AMERICAN I LIKE GUNS AND LIVE IN A TRAILER! OI THIS CUNT BUYS HIS GROCERIES AT BI-LO, WHAT A FUCKING POV! YOU BEING SMART, CUNT? YEAH, I WAS A BIT IFFY ABOUT IT, BUT THEN I THOUGHT “WHAT WOULD WARNIE DO?” AND I FUCKED HER IN THE BUM. YOU UGLY FUCKEN DOG CUNT. EVERYONE LOOK AT THE BIG SOOKY BABY.
>HE’S NEVER EVEN SAT BY A BILLABONG UNDER THE SHADE OF A COOLABAH TREE.

YEAH BET YOU’D LIKE A GO, FUCKEN DOODLE DIDDLER. I DON’T GIVE A RATS ARSE, MATE. HANG ON JUST NEED TO POP ON DOWN TO THE SERVO TO PICK UP SOME DURRIES… ALRIGHT I’M BACK NOW. WE MUST SECURE THE EXISTENCE OF MADCUNTS AND A FUTURE FOR MADCUNTS’ KIDS. I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE ON ABOUT, MATE. GO HAVE A BIG OLD SOOK. LOOK AT THIS BLOODY GALAH. OI I BET YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHICH TIME PREFERENCE IS THE GOOD ONE. YEAH GROUSE MATE. TIE ME KANGAROO DOWN, SPORT. THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG WITH SUPPORTING BERNIE SANDERS. JUST HAVING A BIT OF A GIGGLE. I HOPE YOUR EARS TURN INTO ARSEHOLES AND SHIT ALL OVER YOUR SHOULDERS. YOU WANT TO HAVE A BIT OF A BIFFO, DO YA? YOU BLOODY FRECKLE FUCKER. CALM YA FUCKING FARM. YOU’RE MADDER THAN A CUT SNAKE. HOOROO. WE JUST GOT RID OF OUR GUNS IN AUSTRALIA AND NOW IT’S SAFER THAN EVER, WHAT ARE YOU BLOODY DOING, AMERICA? OI, YOU ARE A FUCKING FAGGOT THOUGH. OI YOU SEE THAT SHEILAH ON HOME AND AWAY LAST NIGHT? YEAH SHE’S ALRIGHT EY. YOU’RE AS BORING AS BATSHIT. OI MATE, ONE HUNDRED PERCENT, TRULY RULY, YOU ARE A TOTAL FAGGOT. WHERE’S ME FARKEN DURRIES? OI SOME CUNT CAME UP TO ME THE OTHER DAY ASKING FOR TWO DOLLARS SO HE COULD GET THE TRAIN TO CENTERLINK, I TOLD THE CUNT TO FUCK OFF.
>ACTUALLY SUPPORTING TRUMP.

DO YOU EVEN ROOT SHEILAHS, MATE? PISS OFF, MATE.
>2016

JUST KIDDING MATE. ALL OF MY KEK. WHAT DO YOU EVEN NEED A GUN FOR? WE HAVE POLICE FOR A REASON. BY THE WAY, LEARN TO FUCKING SPELL WORDS RIGHT YOU STUPID FUCKING BURGER. IT’S “COLOUR”. HAHA, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME, YOU LITTLE POOF? YOU FLAMING GALAH. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING? YOU ARE LITERALLY A JEW. YEAH GO AHEAD, CHUCK A FUCKING SPAZ MATE, I STILL FUCKED YOUR MUM. YOU SILLY BUGGER. YOU’VE GOT ABOUT AS MUCH AGENCY AS A BOONG HAS BRAIN CELLS. I HOPE YOUR CHOOKS TURN INTO EMUS AND KICK YOUR SHITHOUSE DOWN. I BET YOUR MUM DIDN’T EVEN LET YOU WATCH CHEEZ TV BEFORE SCHOOL.
>LAUGHINGANIMEGIRLS.JPG

WHAT’S IT LIKE TO NOT LIVE IN THE GREATEST COUNTRY TO EVER EXIST? GO PASH A POOPER YOU PILLOW BITER. YOU LOOK LIKE THE SOUTH END OF A NORTHBOUND CAMEL. OI, TREAT EM MEAN, KEEP EM KEEN, AM I RIGHT FELLAS? GIVE ME A HOME AMONG THE GUM TREES. TOP KEK. YOU BLOODY BOOFHEAD. HAHAHA! HE’S NEVER EVEN HAD A LAMINGTON! YOU BUM-TICKLING POOFTAH. I’D BETTER KEEP AN EYE ON YOU MATE, DON’T WANT TO CATCH YOU BUGGERING ONE OF MY JUMBUCKS WHEN I TURN MY BACK. I’M JUST KIDDING MATE, YOU’RE PRETTY FAIR DINKUM. YOU STUPID BLOODY NING NONG. ALL THESE FUCKEN DRONGOS. HOW MANY WEET-BIX DO YOU DO, MATE? ANY LESS THAN TEN AND YOU’RE A SOFT CUNT. YOU’RE SO CHEAP YOU WOULDN’T SHOUT IF A SHARK BIT YOU. YOUR MUM WAS A PRETTY GOOD ROOT, BRO. CUNT’S FUCKED. AW RIPPER! YOU’VE GOT A FACE LIKE 50 MILES OF BAD ROAD. ROVE MCMANUS AND PETER HELLIAR, FUNNIEST CUNTS TO EVER LIVE. YEAH REAL FUCKEN FUNNY CUNT. ABSOLUTE FUCKING DROPKICK. LOOK AT THIS GRONK. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I BET YOU DON’T EVEN DRIVE A UTE YA POOF. FUCKING HOUSO FAGGOTS. YOU’VE GOT A FACE LIKE A SMACKED BUM, MATE. I’M FUCKING RIDGY-DIDGE MATE, NOT LIKE YOU. GO HAVE A SOOK. COULD YOU JUST TAKE ONE SECOND OUT OF YOUR DAY TO STOP BUGGERING BLOKES, YOU FUCKING BUM BURGLAR? GET OUT OF IT YOU BLOODY BROWN-EYE BANDIT. I KNOW PLENTY OF MUSLIMS, THEY’RE ALL TIP-TOP BLOKES. I GREW HERE, YOU FLEW HERE. MATE COULD YOU STOP BEING A FUCKEN FAGGOT FOR LIKE ONE SECOND PLEASE? AMERICAN FOOTBALL SUCKS DINGO DICK, PLAY A REAL SPORT LIKE AFL. WHY DO YOU EVEN NEED A CAR, JUST USE PUBLIC TRANSPORT. ANY YOU LADS KNOW WHERE I CAN GET SOME PINGAS? MIKE ENOCH IS LITERALLY A JEW. THIS CUNT’S AS USELESS AS TITS ON A BULL. I SAW YOUR DAD AT THE SYDNEY MARDI GRAS THIS YEAR MATE. HE LOOKED PRETTY GOOD. DON’T BE DOG, BRO. I WOULDN’T TRUST YA AS FAR AS I COULD THROW YA. I SAW YOUR MUM SUCKING A DEAD DOG’S DONGER THE OTHER DAY. IT’S TRUE. GO GET A JOB YOU FUCKING DERO CUNT.