I sexually identify as a Toyota AE86 Sprinter Trueno. Ever since I was a young boy I dreamt of drifting down Mount Akina while delivering tofu, and going on the occasional race. People telling me that being a car from an anime is impossible, and that I am fucking retarded, but no, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a 4A-GE Twin Cam DOHC 1.6l non-turbo engine, dual flip lights and fourteen by five inch tires. From now on I want you all to call me “Trueno” and respect my right to drift and drift needlessly. If you cannot accept me for who I am then you’re a carophobe and need to check your privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.