Jessica Rabbit was my first celebrity crush. She was pretty sexy. I tell my wife that if I could have sexual relations with any woman, I would choose Jessica Rabbit. She says things like, “She’s a cartoon, you fucking retard. You can’t have sex with her.” But we all know she’s just jealous cuz Jessica is built like a brick shit house and she gets to fuck a rabbit. It turns into the big ordeal that ultimately ends with her spending the night at her mother’s and me masturbating to Who Framed Roger Rabbit again in the dark.