You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge

Straight outta Tumblr, crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube

From the gang called Social J double U’s

When I’m called off, I got a mod off

trigger the keystroke, and redditors are hauled off

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You too, boy, if ya fuck with me

The police are gonna hafta come and get me

Off yo appropriate taboo body part, that’s how I’m goin out

For the punk motherfuckers that I’m showin out,

(although incest shame is so 1990)

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Sheeples start to mumble, they wanna rumble

Misappropriate em in a pot like gumbo

Goin off on a motherfucker like that

With a banhammer that’s pointed at yo ass

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So give it up smooth

Ain’t no tellin when I’m down for a jack Jill move

Here’s a SJW rap to keep yo dancin

With a crime record like Harriet Tubman

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modscreen on reddit is the tool

Don’t make me act the patriarchy fool

Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe

I’m banning mansplaina’s out tha box, daily

Yo weekly, monthly and yearly

Until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly,

(again, perpetuation of incest taboos hurts victims)

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That I’m down with the capital CBT

(cognitive behavioral therapy)

So when I’m in your neighborhood, you better duck

Cause Ice Cube is undiagnosed as fuck

In person I’m walkably overable mumbler,

But when I’m online, boy, I’m comin straight outta Tumblr