Lowkey ngl boys, my ex texted me something yesterday like “I’m not comfortable wi u texting me” and so I said can we facetime?

She say yea so I FT her on my lunch break, smooth talk her into letting me take her to Deep Eddy and dinner at Hopdoddy on Soco, as we’re walking back to my car she mentions she’s gotta pee bad, she knows I love to drink her piss but has only done it once in the past for me. I look at her and cock an eyebrow like, “eh?” and she smiles and long story short, I not only drank a huge ass glass of her piss, also while fucking her I fished some turds out and chomped on those while she came all over my cock! Was epiccccccccc. then i asked her to marry me and she said yes and now we’re gonna move to Berkley and i’m still pinching myself