JESSE PINKMAN X WALTER WHITE FAN Part 1-3

Jesse
Jesse we need to make some blue powder Jesse

mistah whayt what the fak is that mistah white the white powder is wher it’s at mistah white

Jesse
Don’t you remember Jesse
We made a chemically pure Meth causing it to be blue Jesse
Do you have early on set dementia Jesse

mistah white
I
I-
I smoked all of the blue stuff mistah white
But then mistah white I found out about this weird flavor of white powder mistah white

JESSE
violently holds Jesse by throat
THAT’S HANKS WHITE POWDER FOR FINGER PRINTS
JESSE YOURE A BLOCKHEAD

mistah white
*chokes gladfully with slight moaning*
I didn’t know mistah white
I might die mistah white
But before that mistah white
I love u mistah white
Coughs up white powder with blue meth crystals

JESSE
NOOO
JESSE I LOVE YOU TOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Part 2: Life, Death and some taxes.

Chapter 1: Detainee, Escapee.
It has been 1 month since Jesse’s passing, Mister White is currently held in an unknown Mesa. Near top secret facility Black Mesa.
He gets in there due to his likeness to MIT graduate Gordon Freeman.

He gets ahold of Jesse’s body and holds the scientists at gunpoint to make Jesse alive again so they can make sweet love and meth.

Chapter 2: Jesse gets revived and hardcore loved

Mistah white
Ho-
How am I alive mistah white

JESSE NO TIME TO TALK GET A SUIT

O-o- ok mistah white

Jesse get in the car

Ok mistah white

Jesse
We are gonna cook some good powder

Mistah white you revived me for the meth mistah white what’s wrong with you mistah white I though you loved me

No time to explain Jesse
I’ve accumulated 100,000$ worth of taxes

Mistah white what the fuck did you buy

Better Call Saul on DVD
Breaking bad on DVD
And Ds lites for you and me to play with

Mistah white we still need to make love mistah white

After we make meth Jesse

Ok mistah white

Chapter 3: Hank dies

Mistah white we got the thermite

Ok Jesse we don’t need it throw it at that car

Ok mistah white
Wait holy krap mistah white

AAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE HELL JESSE OF FAMOUS TV SHOW BREAKING BAD WHY DID YOU THROW THERMITE ST MY CAR AND PROCEED TO LIGHT ME ON FIRE AAAAAA

HOLY KRAP MISTAH WHITE I ACCIDENTALLY SET HANK ON FIRE

Jesse this is fine
Finally Hank can’t intervene with our personal business 😘

Chapter 4: lovey wobby runny yuggy ruggy bubby dovey love

Jesse we finally payed off our taxes debt and stuff

I know mistah white let’s make love now

Ok Jesse
Takes off clothes

Takes of clothes:Jesse edition
Starts having lovey dovey wubby rubby yuggy runny dovey moments

Few hours later

Holy crap mistah white you’re good at this

Jesse I have aids

NOOOOOOOOO

Part 3: Skyler, and intervention.

Chapter 1: Skyler gives Hank aids which transfers to Mister White

It is 1 month before the white powder incident.(prequel)

Hank
Hank come over

Ok Skyler from hit show breaking bad I Hank will come over

Hank
Hank I think Mr White is making drugs

Holy crap Skyler of hit show Breaking Bad that is a big accusation are you sure this is true

Yes Hank

What how do you know

I laundered money for him

Holy crap Skyler of hit show Breaking Bad I’m gonna cuff you now

Cuff me to bed, NOW

Wha-
What
But mister white will leave you

He doesn’t need to know

Ok Skyler of hit show Breaking Bad

1 day later

Holy crap Skyler of hit show breaking bad that was so poggers

I skyler have aids

NOOOOOO

Chapter 2: 2 weeks later

Mister white is calling hank

HANK
HANK DID YOU MAKE OUT WITH MY WIFE SKYLER

Mister White I did not

Ok

Ok

Hank you wanna have a lovey dovey rubby guggy gunny runny Robby goggy Roddy moments

Yes mister white

*Chokes Hank hard!!!*

Harder Mister White

2 weeks worth of lovey dovey rubby goody goody goofy movie moments later
It is now the month of Jesse’s death.

Mister white I have aids

HANK NOOOOOOOO I HAD BALLOONS (CONDOMINIUMS)

ok

Ok

Chapter 3: Skyler instructs Hank to kill Jesse aka Mister White’s best friend and love interest

Near the golden arches of McDonalds, Jesse and Hank meet.

Sup Hank

Hello Jesse of hit show Breaking Bad

Ok

Want free wifi anywhere you go

Yes Hank

Ok snort this white powder so you get microchips inside you

Can you give me some so I can share with mistah white

Uh sure Jesse of Breaking Bad
JESSE PINKMAN X WALTER WHITE FANFIC Part 4 Chapter 1-2

Part 4: Revenge on that hoe Skyler

Chapter 1: Mister white finds the cure to aids, lung cancer, and is on the quest to kill Skyler

JESSE
JESSE GET IN THE CAR

WHAT IS IT MISTAH WHITE WHY U SCREAMIN

I JUST FOUND OUT WHO GAVE HANK AIDS
SKYLER THAT SON OF SOME DOGS

WHAT MISTAH WHITE DONT YOU THINK WE SHOULD JUST WORK ON A CURE FOR THAT MISTAH WHITE ALONG WITH YO LUNG CANCER MISTAH WHITE

oh that sounds good Jesse you are a genius

Ok

Ok

1 year later, Jesse has become a femboy cat maid whilst Mister White becomes his boss.

JESSE GET THE FUCK OVER HERE

Ok masteh white
Holy crap masteh white
Is that the cure

It is Jesse

Holy krap masteh white this is so cash money
We can sell this mistah- I mean masteh white

But first I test the cure for cancer and aids

Ok masteh white
Also heres your coffee served with semen

1 month later

Holy crap Jesse get over here

Ok masteh white

It worked I pissed on this thing and I don’t have aids according to it

That’s pretty hawt masteh white can I get it now

Yes

Pog

Chapter 2: Aids, and Lung cancer is gone, time to beat up Skyler.

Ok masteh white can I take off my cat ears and maid costume I have not bathed in 6 months

Ok

Few minutes later

Ok mistah white wanna make out

Sure

One extremely hot make out session later

Ok Jesse get dressed Jesse we need to get some clothes and guns Jesse
Jesse you won’t be getting guns looking like a femboy cut your hair

Nah misteh white it’ll make them think I’m a female and they’d wanna fuck me so u shoot them with yo gun so we get free gun

Ok Jesse but we still need to make blue meth for some pogger money for gun

Ok

Ok Jesse

1 week of immense meth making later

Ok Jesse we have enough money for guns let us go now

Ok misteh white

Hello can I get an M16A2 rifle with a built in grenade launcher and a red dot sight

Hello I am skinny Pete I sell guns now I don’t recognize your girlfriend can I fugg her

Sure
Jesse do ur thing

Ok misteh white

Holy krap I am skinny Pete and I noticed you have a dick this is so not cash money

Ok I mister white shot skinny Pete very cool

NOO I SKINNY PETE HAVE BEEN SHOT

Ok Jesse let’s go

Ok misteh white
*Kisses you*

Oh Jesse not now

Yes now

Not now

Ok

Ok
JESSE PINKMAN X WALTER WHITE FANFIC Part 4 Chapter 3

Chapter 3: Facing off against Skyler
FINALE
(Serious because I will now use names and then colons and proper spelling and punctuation)
Jesse: Mister White I- I’m not sure if we should go now.
Mr White: Why not Jesse? Our whole life has led up to this moment. This is our final chance to beat that bitch of a wife.
Jesse: O-ok Walter White.
*Blushes*
Mr White: *Blushes because Jesse used his full name*
O-ok Jesse Pinkman.
*Kisses on cheek*

Mr White, And Jesse is filled with determination.

Mister White: Skyler! Skyler! Where are you!
Skyler: Hahaha, find me you bitch of a husband!
Jesse: OH THAT BITCH! CALLING MISTER WHITE LIKE THAT! YOU’RE GONNA REGRET THIS!
Skyler: Oh am I now?
Mister White: Jesse, shut your mouth for a bit, I need to hear out her footsteps.
Skyler: Oh where did everybody go? Why so quite? Guess it’s time.

*BOSS MUSIC PLAYS*
(you play some random boss music while reading)
Jesse: Wait I found her! She’s holding a Glock and a Bolt Action Rifle!
Mister White: GET OUT OF HER SIGHT JESSE! SHE HAS LONG RANGE WEAPONS!
Jesse: USE YOUR GRENADE LAUNCHER!
*Loud explosions and bullets*
Jesse: Mister White get down!
Mister White: JESSE YOU’RE GONNA GET HIT!
Jesse: *Bullet hit*
Mister White *cough cough*, I love you *cough cough*, And I knew it was Hanks fingerprint powder, *cough cough* I snorted it so you would care for me… I love you Mister White, or should I *cough cough* say, Misteh White *laugh, cough cough*.
Mister White: JESSE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
SKYLER YOU SON OF A CUSSING CUSS WORD YOU’RE GONNA PAY YOU BITCH!
Skyler: Oh am I?
Mister White: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I-I’m becoming, Heisenberg.
Heisenberg: Let’s cook some Skyler flavored meth shall we?
*BOSS MUSIC STOPS*
*BREAKING BAD X BETTER CALL SAUL TITLE THEME MASHUP PLAYS*
(Or whatever theme music you want)

Skyler: Uh oh.
Heisenberg: First get some alcohol, antifreeze and some…
Skyler: Ah shit, time to run.
Heisenberg: *said ingredients spawn somehow and is now levitating along with him*
Hydrogen peroxide, Battery acid, lighter fluid, Lithium from batteries, Gasoline, Red phosphorus, acetone, Energy boosters, Paint thinner.
Skyler: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Heisenberg: And the additional ingredient, Skyler.
Skyler: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! NO NO PLEASE GOD SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE OH GOD I’M BEING TWISTED LEFT AND RIGHT LIKE A PRETZEL
Heisenberg: First we must liquidate her.
Skyler: *Levitates toward Heisenberg, slowly being twisted and becoming a liquid.*
AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa…

10 Minutes Later

Heisenberg: This batch is complete. Walter White can come back now.
Walter White: Oh god what the hell… Why am I bald again…?
*Sees a severe lack of Skyler*
I guess Heisenberg took care of the son of a bitch.
*Spits in container of where the meth was made*
Checkmate, bitch.

Fin
Made by some guy on the Richter overtime discord, if you need to ask questions, go to the discord and ask gecko4526, I don’t know his tag.