The Mao Zedong dock is the finest dock in all of china, it’s size rivals the country itself. Marvel at it’s strength, it’s girth, it’s buxomness and it’s fine architecture for it is the most precious possession of china apart from the anti-Chinese protestors in Honk Kong, we all know China isn’t letting either out of their sight anytime soon. Legend has it the legendary meaty ship docker was utilised when China was at war with Japan and they needed to nuke that weeb shit out of the metaverse by constructing a huge ass navy clocking in at an arousing 117 ships and 38,000 personnel, the kinds of numbers that really get your tallywacker to shoot up and create sonic explosions from the force and speed of the rod erecting. after reading those numbers mine was harder than a steel beam pre 9/11 and Peta when an animal walks through the doors and it’s just about old enough to be euthanised. But then Japan saw this and went all “nothin personell kid” on China’s friend, The US in Pearl Harbour. it took the combined efforts of China’s hatred for lolis and tsunderes and the US’s affinity for packing lips and their respect for their char (Mudjugs of course) to defeat Japan. However this is only the beginning and it’s far from the end of the dock’s story of greatness