I look down at DIO (because in my za warudo, I am taller than him), I pat his hair, hearing him wryy. I smirk and hug DIO, embracing his bara tiddies. DIO nuzzles my non existent chest and whispers “Let’s be more than friends..” I glance at him surprisingly, tilting my head as I let go of him slightly. “What do you mean, DIO-Sama?” DIO glances back up at me and winks, “Oh… you know.” I gasp and whisper under my breath, “We’re going to kill the Joestars together?” DIO chuckles at my idea and puts it aside. “No, no, no, my silly little companion, I mean something else.” I step back a bit, confused. DIO takes a deep breath and does his JOJO pose before unzipping his dick. OwO what’s this? I nuzzle his dick while Giorno Giovanna cries as his father is cheating on his other dad even though his other dad is literally the same dad except he’s wearing the body but yknow whatever. Jotaro Kujo suddenly kicks down the door (even though we’re in the middle of nowhere, probably vento aureo since it’s not REAL) and yells “YARE YARE DAZE YOU BITCH IM EDGY AS FUCK” DIO quickly zips his dick up and sputters “Its not what it looks like, Jolyne!” Jotaro glares at DIO, “bitch do I look like joylne to you” I sit up and scream “HOLD THE FUCK UP YOURE CHEATING ON ME” and so I get my stand out and murder all of them