School bell rings

Teacher: Why are you late to class?

Students: Because I was up all night playing Fort Nite on my X Box

Teacher: I’m giving you detention

Students: Man ** you, you stank * teacher

Teacher: Talk about stank, your breath smell like straight up dog **

Students: What the **

School bell rings

Teacher: Why are YOU late to class?

Students: Because I was up all night playing hard core PC games like ‘Bayonetta’ and ‘Dead Rising 2’

Teacher: I’m giving you…

an A+!!!