I wish I’d live in Detroit. So I’d be neighbor with eminem and meet him. There’d be a conversation between us like this

Me: Hey wussap man how r u?

Em: I’m fine dude how bout u?

Me: Hey this is so great you’re famous i mean we’re neighbors rn and i’m happy cuz of that 🙂

Em: ah yes you’re so lucky 🙂

Me: I wish I’d be your friend 🙂

Em: Haha 😀 this is impossible my man but I’m workin’ on my albums 23/7 for you guys

Me: What do you do in other 1 hour?

Em: I f*ck all mgk fans in their asses

Me: 0_0