I’ve argued about this with family and friends and have only been able to convince a few people over this. My belief is that the sensation of fucking a man’s ass is the same as doing anal with a woman. We all have assholes, right? It’s the same experience for you. It’s like a guy giving you a blowjob; that doesn’t make you gay, right? It makes HIM gay because he’s the one sucking cock, which isn’t something you can do with a female.

I always make this point that it’s about who is the catcher and who is the pitcher that qualifies the gayness. If you stuck your dick in a glory hole and a man blew you, would that make you gay? No, you just assumed it was a female cause it was the exact same experience for you as if a female was doing it. It’s really not relevant to you what sex they are, as you’re just there for the experience of getting head, which is something both gay people and straight people do.

The only way you can be clapping a man’s cheeks and still be gay is if you were like staring deeply into his eyes or kissing him or nibblin’ on his ear and shit. Like getting real intimate with a man where you can feel his beard brush against yours and you are moaning in his ear, THAT might make you gay.

Now before I finish, let’s get into the Dildo Paradox when it comes to my argument. No matter what, a dildo ain’t the same as a man’s fleshy veiny throbbing hot cock. But let’s pretend they’re both the same. This may be controversial, but if you lettin yo girl pound your cheeks then we have come to an issue here. That’s perfectly fine, you want your prostate to get its due, but now you’ve become a bottom. Being a bottom and entering into butthole shenanigans with your girlfriend can bring up questions of your gayness. Not saying you’re fully gay, but possibly bisexual? At least when it comes to sex, you prefer to play it both ways, I think. This is a more controversial opinion, I know. But I feel like you can’t possibly be completely straight if you are allowing somebody to stick erect objects into your rectum and bust your cheeks with maximum efficiency while you lay there moaning and crying tears of joy. But still, it’s not nearly as gay as just letting a grown man bust a fat load in your booty hole.

That’s really all I need to say about that. Sorry if this post was too long. I tend to go on large rants when this topic is brought up. Maybe somebody will agree with me. Also I’m straight so I don’t wanna see no bullshit about my sexuality. It’s none of your business.