So I recently was watching cartoons with my little brother. Everything was fine until that fucking bald bitch named Caillou went live. My brother asked me: “Picolo (not my real name), what’s that show?” “Fucking bullshit,” I said, with anger. Caillou is a bad example for kids because he’s a bitch and he has no hair. Don’t blame it on fucking cancer you cunt, you’re just a fucking bitch. Plus his name, Caillou. Who calls his son Caillou? What origin is this? French? Irish? I think he got called Caillou because his parents absolutely despise him. I can’t blame them because Caillou is a bitch. Also, what the fuck is he wearing? Look at his clothes. Yellow shirt? Who do you think you are? Blue shorts? Get your thumb head ass outta here. This nigga looks like Anthony Fantano. Is he about to give my favorite album a light seven?This dude’s little sister literally has fucking orange hair. Can we also talk about his black friend? This girl is fucking annoying with his high pitch chipmunk voice having ass.Her dreads look as dry as dirt. Don’t get me fucking started on his cat. This son of a bitch is lazy as a motherfucker. He won’t even show him love. But who can blame the cat because Caillou is an Ugly piece of shit. His Grandma could actually get it though because she’s a cougar. She thick as shit bro.