I need to you do something for me.

I need you to find the nearest scrabble set, get all of the pieces with letters on them, and eat them all.

Then, find the strongest laxatives that you can and consume them.

Then when you’ve shat out a bunch of scrabble letters, inbox me what they say.

Because that will probably make more sense than anything you will say intentionally, you illiterate son of a bitch.