People that try to make sexting seem literary are fucking wack. I’m not gon’ read all that shit. Take it to literotica. I’m trying to bust a fat nut not take English 1000.

I don’t wanna hear no “oh m’love I’m going to massage ur fleshy orbs and worship the monolithic majesty of ur thick phallus and climax into the ether I yearn for ur flesh like thee dying flower yearns for water 💦💦” wack ass gay Shakespearean prose type shit.

Say some ridiculous ignorant shit like

“I’m gonna impale ur pussy w my giant radioactive monster cock and flood ur sugar walls w atom splitting nuclear cum cuz ur a dum cocksleeve and then I’mma pee in ur butt n make it come out ur nose before I rob u so what now nigga.”