King K Rool is a very thicc boy. Oh my goodness what a large, obese unit. Massive. What keeps me up at night is his belly. Is it mostly fat? Mostly muscle? I’ll never know, and I hate that. But I do know that King K Rool of the Smash Bros Ultimate roster is a bulging mass of a man, and my heart leaps. He’s just bursting with thicc energy, literally and figuratively. Mostly literally. When playing Smash as him, I never fight. I immediately pause the battle so I can use the robust (ha!) camera mode and go nuts with portraits of my beloved large crocodile man. His weird red eye has seem some shit. I do not dare to dream what horrors my King has seen. Nor do I care. All I ask is that Nintendo keep this fighter in thicc shape forever. In fact, when the first DLC pack becomes available, I pray it makes my dear King K Rool fatter and curvier. Make him fatter. Make him fatter. Make him fatter. Make him fatter. Make him fatter. Make him fatter. Make him fatter. Make him fatter. Make him fatter. Make him fatter. Make him fatter. Make him fatter. Make him fatter. Make him fatter. Make him fatter. Make him fatter. Make him fatter. Make him fatter. Make him fatter. Make him fatter.