How are you doing, Squidward my friend?

Howdy, Squidwardo!

Cockadoodledoo, Sqweedo!

Hullo, Skwowedwode!

Greetings, Squidword!

Sup, S-W4RD?

Was gud, ma hamie squids man?

Shabbat shalom, my brother, Saloman Squidward IV.

Yello, moyte. ‘s pretty Squiddy ou, ain’t ih?

Well, if it ain’t Squidward Tentacles. Where is my money, pal?

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