i just remembered when tupac ate my ♥♥♥ on some couch while we were watching 9/11 on the television, I’ll never forget both of us sobbing as he gently tongued my boyhole. Even though he was all up in that chocolate candyhole I couldn’t stop thinking about the 6 million that died in those big towers. but seriously, pac knows how to use that mf tongue he had me screaming an ♥♥♥♥ I busted the fattest nut of my life just as the second plane hit. now I can’t ♥♥♥ unless I see people jumping off of tall ♥♥♥ buildings. does anyone else have that problem? seriously, I was walking my son to school when one of those “emo kids” (is that what they even call them? whats their ♥♥♥♥in problem thinkin their so cool with their dumbass hair and set in stone sexuality? ♥♥♥♥ them) anyways where was I?


oh yeah one of those ♥♥♥♥in kids swan dived off the school and landed right in front me and my son aaaaaaand who guessed it? I came an actual bucket like literally the standard bucket size just totally filled with my nut juice. and now my son wont even speak to me. What should I tell him? his mom is taking me to court and I wanna see my kid on the weekends? also ted cruz did the boston bombing and I know that because It was just another one of those monster swan dive nuts when one of the runners tripped.

  \-edited grammar a lil’ bit, shoutout to whoever [C☭mrade Sputnik](https://steamcommunity.com/id/Wemustsiezethemeansofproduction) is on Steam.