I have recently undergone some scientific research

I have done what they said was impossible, I have made and tested my own dildo

1. the process of making:

I started with a long pencil and a small rubber ball, I cut a small hole in the rubber ball and put the tip of the pencil in that hole and secured them together with electrical tape. than I built up the rest of the shape with tinfoil so that the rubber ball made the head and the tinfoil made the shaft. next I wrapped the entire thing in electrical tape, than a layer of felt than another layer of electrical tape and finally a layer of glad wrap. the finished dildo was 18cm long, with a further 6cm of the pencil sticking out one end to hold it with and 10cm in circumference

1. testing the dildo:

when the time came for testing the dildo first I attempted to get it in using only spit as a lubricant, this hurt a bit so I aborted the first test before any damage was caused. before I had my second attempt I fingered my ass hole to stretch it out and be better prepared. in my second attempt rather than just using my spit as lube I slathered my ass hole in hand cream, this was sufficient to get the dildo inside. the dildo felt nice and had a good texture, i was able to get the dildo about 11 – 12cm inside me. it caused no actual pain, but after I removed the dildo there was some mild discomfort and a heavy urge to shit however when I tried to shit nothing but a mixture of my own spit and hand cream cake out

10/10 will do again would recommend.