Question, who here wants to know how fucking wasted she is? Me of course, I’m the guy who does math on a porn website to calculate something that does not even really exist and nobody would care about afterwards. Anyway, let’s get to it!So, Isabelle does seem to be drinking Ros wine (look that up). Since the amount of alcohol in Ros wine is 0.12% alcohol by volume, so that means 2.1 points on the alcohol poisoning scale.So, only 0.10% can lead to drunkenness. So it’s safe to say that Isabelle IS COMPLETELY WASTED and unable to properly see or hear things, so she can’t drive for shit.You’re best bet is to have people NOT look and take pictures of the drunken furry masturbating on the night club floor, so try to get her a taxi or Uber. Or just drive her home, depending on the situation. (Tell me if I messed up my calculations, please correct me if I did)(It took me like thirty minutes to type this, poggers.)