Hey, VSauce, Michael here. Now…what happens when we do the thing…with a child? Well, maybe that is not the best question…or is it?

There is such thing as consent. The definition of consent from the Merriam Webster is “to give assent or approval.” And rape only happens without the consent of the victim. So a child can consent and you are then legally safe…or are you? Unfortunately, it turns out that children cannot legally consent: after all, the majority argues that minors do not know what is going on, so therefore consent is not voluntary.

Now, I personally think that is bullshit. You cannot really assume that someone is forcing a child if that child does not show any signs of concern or fear. But then again, law is law. On matters like this, it is basically impossible to get around it. Or is it? It’s quite laughable that the majority thinks so. Haha, lol…*icon* (the word “lolicon” appears on the screen). **queue music**

In the recent years, an incredible invention was made: virtual reality games. ADULT virtual reality games. Not the ones where you can fuck adults, but where you can do it with lolis, “legal” or not. In *Loli Paradise*, you use a electronic fleshlight that comes with purchasing the game, and you can have big sex with any horny anime children. I’ve did it with shotas a few times, not gonna lie. And another thing. 『Kanna Kamui』is the SHIT.

**unzips pants**

**pulls out dick**

**gets fleshlight**

**turns on TV**

**puts on VR headset**

**turns on Loli Paradise**

**FAPS WITH THE FLESHLIGHT LIKE CRAZY**

YOU CAN DO **cums** SO MANY **cums** AMAZING THINGS WITH **cums** THIS DRAGON LOLI. Whew. “Ravioli ravioli don’t lewd the dragon loli” my ass.

By the way, no way in hell this is illegal. There is a thick line between fantasy and reality. Just don’t act out your fantasies in real life, guys. It’s gonna get you in trouble-**heavy knocking**

You have got to be fucking kidd-

**EVEN HEAVIER KNOCKING**

**SIRENS**

Fuck the police comin’ straight from the undergr-

**DOOR GETS KNOCKED DOWN, SLAMS ON THE GROUND**

Well, speaking of underground, good thing I’m in my basement. The FBI gets unnecessarily triggered over lolis and shotas, so the best measure against the police is to have a basement with a sturdy door. A door sturdy enough that the FBI cannot break through. But more importantly, a door that is basically impossible to find. It is literally camouflaged with the floor above me. There is no way they can find me now. **puts fleshlight back on** The door is also soundproof, so no matter how intense my sex is, the FBI won’t hear me. **virtually slaps Kanna’s ass** 『マイケルサン、あなたはもっと準備ができていますか？』(translated: Michael-san, are you ready for more?”) Oh, fuck yes I am. I’m impressed how I’ve learned Japanese through so much hentai. I am a man of culture.

**strokes fleshlight back and forth**

**moans coming from the TV**

Oh by the way, you can only buy the video game and equipment online through a VPN. The link of the website is in the description. And as always, thanks for watching.

**forgets to turn off camera**

『ああ、マイケルさん、私が気絶するまで私を性交する！私はまだ私の熱の…私はあなたの永遠に、その大きな、暖かい、ハードコックが欲しい~！』(translated: “Oh yes, Michael-san, fuck me until I faint! I’m still in my heat… I want that big, warm, hard cock of yours forever~!”)

Oh fuck I’m gonna…gonna…HEY VSAUCE, MICHAEL HERE! OH FRICK F-FRA-ACK! MY PARENTS NEVER LOVED ME! I’LL FUCK YOUR FACE WHEN YOU GET YOUR TURN,『Saikawa Riko』! THEN BOTH OF YOU BISEXUAL LOLIS CAN GET DOWN ON MY-

**loud banging on the door**

Wait a sec-

**crack starts to form on the door**

“THIS IS THE FBI. DO NOT MOVE. WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED.”

Heh, not before I upload this to YouPedo!

**video ends**