What the fuck, did you really just say that Friends is a bad show? Honestly, what is wrong with you? I’ll have you know that Friends is a masterpiece, the highlight of the millenium! It just features so much character development and plot. Where do I even begin? For instance, Joey likes to eat food, and Phoebe plays the guitar. Aren’t they just so funny and quirky? Can’t you see? The characters in this show are so unique and have so much personality! Come on, the show’s been going on for 10 years; surely, that has to count for something.