STOP POSTING ABOUT SAMSUNG SAM! IM TIRED OF SEEING THEM! My friends on TikTok send memes, on Reddit it’s fucking memes! I was on twitter, right, and ALL of my timeline was Samsung Sam! I-I showed my smartphone to my boyfriend and the logo I showed it and i said, “Hey babe, it’s the CORPORATE SEXY WOMAN PHONE, HAHA! \*samsung alert sound\*” I fuckin looked at a samsung employee and said “THATS A BIT SEXY!” I looked at my penis, I think of the degenerates who jack off to a capitalist mascot, and i go “Fuck companies? MORE LIKE THEY MANIPULATE US WITH SEX APPEAL! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”