That’s right, I am the best player to ever touch this game. If I had really wanted to, I would make my DOG Marwan grind me a t1 badge. Every time I pull out my dart monkey tree monkey airplane monkey strategy and dish him some good ol abuse on offsides, he whimpers like a little BITCH. My dart monkey tree monkey airplane monkey is beyond comprehension as you can clearly see in my 101% winrate. Asian Sensation is considered a low life warrior claiming that the first 149 lives lost are irrelevant, but thanks to my GODLIKE skills, the 150th one is as well. Me on offsides is like Simba on steroids subtracting maybe 3000 of his 4000 hours played on that map. My mere presence causes my dogs, (every single BTD player) to tremble in fear as they remember themselves getting BRUTALLY ANAL RAPED by me far superior dart monkey tree monkey airplane monkey skills. I was so good that my BITCH Sam from NK had to remove my t1 badges in a desperate attempt to stop the ANAL RAPE I gave the whole BTD community.





sauce: [https://www.reddit.com/r/BloonsTDBattles/comments/n55bh8/done\_with\_this\_shitty\_game\_giving\_away\_my\_account/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BloonsTDBattles/comments/n55bh8/done_with_this_shitty_game_giving_away_my_account/)