I work at an abortion clinic and one of the best thing about this job is that i get supplied with fresh succulent foetus meat.

One day I hosted a dinner party and served everyone some beautiful hors d’oeuvres. One of the guests commented about how lovely the meat was so I explained that I ethically sourced the meat (at least, according to my ethics) from the abortion clinic I work at. She asked what I meant, and I explained that the sweet juicy flavour and smooth-as-butter texture came from the unique human foetus flesh that I take from the clinic’s medical waste and bring home. She started acting like a lunatic and called me a “monster”. In a space of 10 minutes everyone had left with a disgusted look on their faces. Some people even vomited on my Genuine Persian Nain Rug and didn’t even bother to clean it, leaving a horrid smell in my house for the next few days.

In my opinion, eating abortions is a very spiritual and beautiful activity as it is using the flesh that would have otherwise been wasted for my consumption. I am taking all the pain that the woman endured when they found out they had an unwanted pregnancy (in some cases, from rape) and transforming it into a wonderful piece of culinary art. I am pro-choice and believe that a foetus does not have sentience until a certain number of weeks old, and the vast majority of abortions take place before that point. The meat is also economically feasible for me as it is free and has saved me a lot of money that I would have previously spent on fine veal, beef, pork, etc.

In my opinion it is much more moral to eat abortions than to eat animals that have in many cases been kept in terrible conditions and the slaughter method is not always free from pain and suffering. No suffering has taken place from using the abortions. In contrary, I am saving many women pain and suffering when taking the foetus away form them.