So there I am, topless. Sitting on this bulldozer, like, in a construction site. So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties, and I’m like “what the fuck, again?!” And then I look down…\*exhales* and I see, uh, there’s this dude. Down on the ground with his head by, like, the tire. And then I look close, and I recognize this is the bum from the night before that was hollarin’ at me outside of Pizzaria Uno. And when I look closer, I see the dude is wearing my shirt! And he’s got barbecue sauce all over his face and he’s… he’s dead. And that’s when I knew it was time to make a change. Thank you.