We all know about it, and we all see it. It’s obvious. Nobody ever wants to admit it, but it’s there.

People on this subreddit hate Cheese-its.

The first question to ask: why? Why do you all hate him? The obvious answer: you didn’t watch him in his prime.

Likely explanation: I know that most of you are around 14 or 15 years old. That means you only got into Overwatch in the last year. So you never watched Cheese-its in its prime.

And because you didn’t watch them in their prime, you try to compensate for that by diving into stat sheets and analyzing box scores. But here’s the thing: Overwatch isn’t played on Excel spreadsheets. The moment somebody brings up “Crunch/10” or “Cheese/10” I know they know nothing about overwatch.

Cheese-its game cannot be encapsulated by one stat. He’s the greatest Cracker ever, and one of the 5 Crackers players to ever play the game.

So when I hear somebody say that Pringles is better than Cheese-its, I laugh, because I know that anybody who watched Cheese-its in his prime wouldn’t think that. Unlike you guys, I have watched Overwatch for a significant amount of time, so I know that Cheese-its is better.

You might be jealous of Cheese-its five straight stage playoffs appearance, or jealous of his status as the greatest piece of shit cracker in Overwatch history, or whatever. Unless you’re an Afreeca fan who watched Overwatch in Apex , or a Team SK fan who watched the world cup in 2017, you don’t know what real, cold-blooded, killer instinct, will-to-crunch Overwatch looks like. And there’s nothing wrong with that.

This sub would make you think that Cheese-its isn’t even a top 10 player ever.

So don’t go spouting bullshit about players you didn’t watch. Talk about your “greats” like Fissure Most handsome, best main tank, greatest in the world.™, but leave the Cheese-its talk to the adults. Fair?