I hooked up with a girl like this when I was very depressed and lonely.
I figured it would just be a sad slam pig coom.
She came over, I was drinking red wine and coming down from an LSD trip.
She had the exact same body and face, but lighter hair. Basically the same exact girl.
As soon as she stepped through the door she hugged me and kissed me on the cheek.
We sat down on my bed and talked. Drank wine, smoked a few bowls of weed. I started realizing how sweet and loving she is, and my attraction to her skyrocketed.
She noticed I have been stressed, even though I said nothing about it. She offered to give me a back massage with oil. It was the best massage I ever received.
After it was over she kissed me on the neck and said “we should take a bath together.”
Her warm naked body rubbing against mine in the hot soapy bath water was heavenly. Her breasts were incredible. Her ass divine. Her flower was a photogenic, pure portal into her warm tunnels.
I started to rub her flower, I could feel the warm juices squirt out. She gripped my pulsating member.
\>Anon….I need you to….I need you to
Suddenly there was a cacophonous uproar of bubbles emitting a pungent oder.
\>Braaaaaaaaaaaap
“heheh, sorry anon. I ate taco bell before I came over.”
In my disgust I tried to climb out from the hot bubble bath we were sharing, and on my exit my foot propelled some of her diarrhea materials onto the smooth tile floor of the bathroom.
I slip on the mix of soap and gelatinous fecal matter. I smack my head on the side of the tub, cracking open my skull.
\>”Woopsie daisy” she remarks
I start to have a seizure and foam at the mouth. I lose consciousness and wake up 4 hours later, post about it on /pol/