Infinite poop. You sit on the arrow to stick it up your anus, and the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two milliseconds to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call passione. Passione calls for Cioccolata. Cioccolata calls for Secco. The story trends on Morioh newspaper. You turn down DIO’s offers. Your septic tank fails. People form a gang. Your toilet is finished. Leaky eye Luca arrives with a shovel. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a road roller with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. Luca abandons the shovel and Secco channels your poo directly out of the softened road roller. The poop accelerates. A gang dance rave forms around your house. Secco falls over and can’t free himself. The poop accelerates. Pucci knocks over the road roller and accelerates you out the vehicle’s window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Notorious B.I.G grabs at your legs. The poop ignites from Avdol’s crossfire hurricane. The Duwang TV live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the gang dancers and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Duwang TV live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked by Pet Shop. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. Emerald splash upgrades to 20 METER RADIUS. Concentric circles of Thunder cross emerald split splash attacks engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. Morioh cho radio is reporting on all the world records you’ve broken. 200,000 feet. You are still alive. The poop accelerates. Your entrails become a substitue brain and your poop contrail remains. The Speedwagon foundation can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Your feces deluge blasts Kars back down to Earth, smashing him to pieces of poop-caked shards. Josuke finishes the job by merging him with Angelo rock. The poop accelerates. You accelerate the universe, and its mass is increasing at a crazy speed due to the cosmic globs of fecal matter being jettisoned out your anus. You are frozen, and your body will Koichi-pose forever. The poop accelerates. The new universe is born. Funny Valentine drowns in your poop while using >!Love train!<. Johnny uses the golden spiral on your poop, but it is no use. The flaming fecal pillars give birth to a new race of pillar men. The poop accelerates. You are out of the universe, and you eventually stop thinking, as you are bound to float around in the void, forever.