So I was trying to pee in a bottle and I fit my dick in it to avoid splashes and then I had a BONER so my cock got bigger and then it was STUCK IN THE FUCKING BOTTLE it hurt so bad the opening was so small but since it touched my pp it kinda felt good so the boner DID NOT GO AWAY I had to wait like half an hour pinching myself and thinking about unattractive people to try and get that thing to leave. Never peeing in a bottle again.