You probably need a blowjob.

You might have had a shitty day; your wife won’t have seks with you, the Nigerian refugees in your basement just won’t shut up … it all piles up and sometime you don’t feel so good, but the warm embrace of a mouth around your cock will surely lighten up your day.

I don’t know who’s behind the screen, but I want you to know that I, u/ShroomDispencer, among so many other hornys, are here for you.

It’s okay to be horny. You’ll be fine. Have a blowjob, on the house.