I am a pretty hygienic guy. I shower most days, shave, clip my nails, wear deodorant, etc. About a month ago, while in the shower, a thought occurred to me. “Didn’t I used to clean inside my belly button?” I’m not exaggerating, lads, until about a month ago, I hadn’t cleaned my belly button in over 20 years. I soaped up my index finger and plunged it into my stomach hole. My finger didn’t go very far in. “I don’t remember my belly button being this shallow.” I worked my finger around and I could feel it burrowing deeper. I shoved with my finger and out came a rather large chunk of dead skin. I must have stuck my finger in and pulled out a large glob dead skin and grim 7 or 8 times. The first few were white, the rest were black. By the time I was done, my belly button was quite deep. Don’t forget to wash your belly button for decades. Felt really good, though. I hope no girls smelled it while they were blowing me.