Where have the days of pigeon fucking gone? It was the funniest fucking joke in this entire subreddit and it is gone forever. Why? Why has pigeon fucking gone?

When I was a boy my dad used to beat me up whenever I watched our pet birds fuck. I thought it was mesmerizing to see such avian creatures have sexual intercourse in such a human way, then I realized that bird sex is like human sex.

I got obsessed with bird sex. I looked at every type of bird and how they fuck eachother. I analyzed every frame out of 1 hour footage of birds having sex. And I thought to myself, “this is like human sex”. I got more interested and more interested.

One day, I went to my favourite subreddit, r/copypasta. I was going through some funny posts and all, but I came across a guide on how to fuck pidgeons. I read it 70 times, word for word, I memorized it. When I feel down, I mutter it to myself every day. And in my fathers funeral, I felt down. But not only did I mutter it, as the images of my father beating me up while I was watching birds fuck, my muttering grew into a scream. This scream was not one of pain or sadness, but of triumph. I had finally proven to my dad something.

Fuck you mods. I miss pidgeon fucking.