WEE WOO WEE WOO

 ALERT! COMEDY GOD HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING! GET TO COVER!

 steps on stage

 Bystander: “Oh god! Don’t do it! I have a family!”

 Comedy God: “Heh…”

 adjusts fedora

 the building is filled with fear and anticipation

 God and Jesus himself looks on in suspense

 comedy god clears throat

 everything is completely quiet not a single sound is heard

 world leaders look and wait with dread

 everything in the world stops

 nothing is happening

 comedy god smirks

 no one is prepared for what is going to happen

 comedy god musters all of this power

 he bellows out to the world

 “ATTACK”

 absolute suspense

 everyone is filled with overwhelming dread

 “HELICOPTER”

 all at once, absolute pandemonium commences

 all nuclear powers launch their nukes at once

 giant brawls start

 43 wars are declared simultaneously

 a shockwave travels around the earth

 earth is driven into chaos

 humanity is regressed back to the stone age

 the pure funny of that joke destroyed civilization itself

 all the while people are laughing harder than they ever did

 people who aren’t killed die from laughter

 literally the funniest joke in the world

 then the comedy god himself posts his creation to reddit and gets karma