Hey, can I borrow your phone for a sec?

Hey, are you downloading a game on your phone? What is it called? OMG YOU ARE DOWNLOADING AMONG US (among us is the best game in my opinion if you disagree I am cutting contact with you) BRO THAT IS MY FAVORITE GAME. I might as well tell you a popular among us meme for the first time so I can see if you have an intellectual sense of humor. Ready? Ok, here it is! RED SUS. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHhahahahhaaa. Wait I am only hearing my own laughter? WAIT ONE SECOND? YOU DIDNT LAUGH AT ALL WHEN I SAID RED SUS! (hahahaha), here, let me say it again, but louder so you can hear it. R E D. S U S. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA THAT’S SO FUNN- WAIT WHAT!??!?!? NOT EVEN ONE CHUCKLE OR SMILE AT MY FUCKING HILARIOUS AMONG US JOKE????? BRUH. LITERALLY ANY AMONG US PLAYER WOULD BURST OUT IN A FIT OF LAUGHTER IF THEY HEAR RED SUS (hahaha) ONCE. BUT YOU DIDNT EVEN REACT TO ME SAYING RED SUS (hahahahahhahahahahah) EMERGENCY MEETING! THIS GUY DIDNT EVEN REACT TO ME SAYING RED SUS! LETS VOTE HIM! Yellow was not an impostor! EMERGENCY MEETING! VOTE RED BECAUSE HES SUS (haaaaaahahahaha) Red was not an imposter lol. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA- WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!? YOU DIDNT LAUGH??? I JUST SAID SO MANY AMONG US JOKES AN AMONG US FAN WOULD LAUGH SO HARD THEIR RIBS WOULD CRACK (dead body reported, skip! vote cyan! Cyan was an impostor lol). I CANT BELIEVE YOU DIDNT LAUGH. YOU ARE NOT TO BE SEEN WITH ME ANYMORE, AND YOU CANT PLAY AMONG US ANYMORE. What? You’re glad i dont want to talk to you because this friendship is toxic? Hahaha kinda sus bro. (Hahahahahahaha) Anyway, gotta go do tasks, cant look sus (you wouldn’t understand). LOL, see ya sus loser.