Dave the minuon from deapicable me 2 looked deep into barry b benson’s cobalt eyes with lust as they tumbled rapidly onto the bed. Big boi barry undid his shirt and his big meaty nipples slid out of there confinemenrt like a snake.

The short yellow minon licked his lips as his lover grinnes and ran a sticky hand down his chest. “Bee mine” said barry and dave suddenly realised he was not raedy and also was not homsexul.

“Wait this isnt right, let me g-” he tried to cry out but barry grabbed a chrlorform covered rag and smotherd the tic tac with it and smile as he fell into aleep of unconscous.

Minion davd woke uo with a sore sore head ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) and no rexolection of what haooensd but soon remebred as hw realised he was in a sez dungeon. “Gruuu! Gruuu!” He screamed at the top of his little yellow lungs but it was hioeless as he realised he was alone.

Well…… not quiet. Frkm the darkness steoped a leather bound figure – none other than bary benson himself!!1! “You’re all alone, my dear Dave”, barry suavely stated. “The doord ate lockdd and mobody knows you’re hear”

Dave stared to cry as the tall handsome bee approached clutxhing a greasy pink object but just as all hope was lost a smashing and a crashing came throat the wall.

It was Garfied. The smug krange cat grinned riumohantl as the brickwork crumblex around him. “Its oved Barry bee benson. You have lost. Stand doan at once” the cat grinned

“Im not so surs if that” barry snarled, lunging forward with his stinger poisde fod action. Dave sriggled against his chains as the two animals dueld, barry swinging his eught meter stinger and gardleid swjling with his mighty claes and biting at barru’s shins.

Sudenly barrh git garfilfer in a headlick and said to davd “dont takd another step or the cat gets wide palmed” and dave feplied “wtf do you think im gonna do you dickhead im tied up”

The wall crumbled in suddenly at a rapid pace and struck down barry boi bensonl and gramfield rescude dave from the chains.

“Wait come over gere” said barry.

“Kill yourself” said dave

“Olease” said lbarry

‘Øķ FİňəƏ”

The bee was dying and leaking blood and honey all over the dungein floor but still managed fo talj fo the angry minion

“Send bobs and vagene”

Angrily minion kixkd barry and his brain prolapsed as he whisprered “bitch lasagna”

Garfielf carrird dave out f the dungeon and into the crisp night skym who knows what the future holsa