I was feeling rather horny, so I shoved my testicles in my butt on a whim (my balls hang very low). It gave me the satisfaction I craved, but to my horror, when I tried to get it out, I discovered that they were lodged in my rectum. This was around four hours ago, they’re still in there & my back is aching from being arched this long. Mum finishes work in an hour. I’m getting very scared. What should I do?


**Update:** I just tried expanding my anal cavity out with a coat hanger, and it has torn one of my testicles. I am bleeding profusely.