I hate you so much, you stupid fucking little bitch. You know what I want you to do? I want you to go down to the store and find the biggest glass dildo you can find. Then, I want you to drop your pants and cram that cold, heavy glass rod right up your asshole. Wiggle it around until it’s stuck. You got that, you retarded little shit? Now, go to the top of the roof and jump off, making sure you land on that massive, clear, hard cock. Knowing how retarded you are, you’ll probably smash it to pieces, you dumb shit-for-brains. After you jump, I’ll just happen to be walking down the street, just in time to see you lying naked on the floor, covered in your own blood and shit. And I’ll smile.