Had the FedEx plane that crashed in the Pacific on route to Malaysia been carrying a bulk order of sex toys, Tom Hanks would have had a much easier time MacGyvering his way off the island. He could have used a series of anal beeds, whips, and wig hair to rope together a bunch of blow up dolls to make himself a decent raft. Cock rings and nipple clamps would have made uses for hanging things and stringing them together for nets, shelter, etc. Even handcuffs could make a very strong chain link. Condoms could have kept foods dry. I’m not really sure how penis enlargement pumps work but my man Tom Hanks could probably figure something out. Furthermore, he would probably have a much better experience masterbating to that Gold Watch. Wilson on the otherhand? That could go either way.