So, last night was a trip and a half. I usually fall asleep on the couch so that my husband can play video games for a few hours before he is ready for bed. Eventually, he takes us both to bed and we snuggle and pass out. I was dead asleep last night, all of a sudden I could feel my husband feeling up my ass. This is very typical, therefor I thought nothing of it. He proceeded to full out eat my ass as im half asleep. At this point I couldn’t figure out if I was dreaming or not, either way I had no plan on stopping this situation. Best thing ever to happen at 2am. I went back to sleep with no issue, and when we woke up in the morning I smiled and looked over at my husband. I told him that I had a crazy dream last night where he ate my ass! He said he had the same dream too…. We both burst out laughing. So. Fucking. Funny.