In Terms of Physical and Mental Capabilities, Femboys are the Ideal Fighter Pilot

The biggest problems that modern pilots must face in air to air combat are the ability to resist high G-forces, maintain visual contact on a target during BFM maneuvers, and the ability to rapidly process large amounts of information. For all 3 of these tasks, femboys are second to none. First and most obviously, G-forces. Femboys generally have a shorter stature to their more masculine brothers, this is known to help with G tolerance as it creates less space for blood to go and thus takes more force for the blood to leave your brain. Additionally, the glorious thigh highs squeeze the legs much in the way that a modern G-suit would, combining with the strength of those amazingly thicc thighs to help force blood back up into the rest of the body. Furthermore, due to their being male, femboys find it easier to put on and maintain the muscle mass necessary for those gloriously thicc thighs, especially in times of war where excess time and energy to workout may be compromised. Second, visual contact is perhaps one of the most difficult parts of BFM engagements. Even with the aide of modern systems, the ability to pick out the black dot in the sun could mean life or death to a pilot. Here, the black makeup typical of more gothic femboys plays a critical role in assisting femboys in their ability to remain alert and effective on the battlefield where threats can appear from any angle at any time. Third, the newest addition to air combat, data management. As airframes and avionics become more and more sophisticated, the ability to process large amounts of computer generated information and make effective decisions based on said information is critical for the success of any modern fighter pilot. It is well known that femboys have a habit of being very knowledgeable in the realm of computer science, making them particularly well suited for any role which involves digesting large amounts of computer based information and using it to their benefit. Of course, all of this could not be mentioned without bringing up the “morale” improvement caused by having such a warfighter on your side. I mean come on, he’s so cute. You’re already dreaming of being his wingman, don’t lie to me.

In conclusion, femboys have a remarkably positive impact on any squadron’s capabilities and should be heavily recruited for any airforces wishing to remain competitive on the modern battlefield.

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