JESSE PINKMAN X WALTER WHITE FAN Part 1-3
Jesse
Jesse we need to make some blue powder Jesse
mistah whayt what the fak is that mistah white the white powder is wher it’s at mistah white
Jesse
Don’t you remember Jesse
We made a chemically pure Meth causing it to be blue Jesse
Do you have early on set dementia Jesse
mistah white
I
I-
I smoked all of the blue stuff mistah white
But then mistah white I found out about this weird flavor of white powder mistah white
JESSE
violently holds Jesse by throat
THAT’S HANKS WHITE POWDER FOR FINGER PRINTS
JESSE YOURE A BLOCKHEAD
mistah white
*chokes gladfully with slight moaning*
I didn’t know mistah white
I might die mistah white
But before that mistah white
I love u mistah white
Coughs up white powder with blue meth crystals
JESSE
NOOO
JESSE I LOVE YOU TOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Part 2: Life, Death and some taxes.
Chapter 1: Detainee, Escapee.
It has been 1 month since Jesse’s passing, Mister White is currently held in an unknown Mesa. Near top secret facility Black Mesa.
He gets in there due to his likeness to MIT graduate Gordon Freeman.
He gets ahold of Jesse’s body and holds the scientists at gunpoint to make Jesse alive again so they can make sweet love and meth.
Chapter 2: Jesse gets revived and hardcore loved
Mistah white
Ho-
How am I alive mistah white
JESSE NO TIME TO TALK GET A SUIT
O-o- ok mistah white
Jesse get in the car
Ok mistah white
Jesse
We are gonna cook some good powder
Mistah white you revived me for the meth mistah white what’s wrong with you mistah white I though you loved me
No time to explain Jesse
I’ve accumulated 100,000$ worth of taxes
Mistah white what the fuck did you buy
Better Call Saul on DVD
Breaking bad on DVD
And Ds lites for you and me to play with
Mistah white we still need to make love mistah white
After we make meth Jesse
Ok mistah white
Chapter 3: Hank dies
Mistah white we got the thermite
Ok Jesse we don’t need it throw it at that car
Ok mistah white
Wait holy krap mistah white
AAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE HELL JESSE OF FAMOUS TV SHOW BREAKING BAD WHY DID YOU THROW THERMITE ST MY CAR AND PROCEED TO LIGHT ME ON FIRE AAAAAA
HOLY KRAP MISTAH WHITE I ACCIDENTALLY SET HANK ON FIRE
Jesse this is fine
Finally Hank can’t intervene with our personal business 😘
Chapter 4: lovey wobby runny yuggy ruggy bubby dovey love
Jesse we finally payed off our taxes debt and stuff
I know mistah white let’s make love now
Ok Jesse
Takes off clothes
Takes of clothes:Jesse edition
Starts having lovey dovey wubby rubby yuggy runny dovey moments
Few hours later
Holy crap mistah white you’re good at this
Jesse I have aids
NOOOOOOOOO
Part 3: Skyler, and intervention.
Chapter 1: Skyler gives Hank aids which transfers to Mister White
It is 1 month before the white powder incident.(prequel)
Hank
Hank come over
Ok Skyler from hit show breaking bad I Hank will come over
Hank
Hank I think Mr White is making drugs
Holy crap Skyler of hit show Breaking Bad that is a big accusation are you sure this is true
Yes Hank
What how do you know
I laundered money for him
Holy crap Skyler of hit show Breaking Bad I’m gonna cuff you now
Cuff me to bed, NOW
Wha-
What
But mister white will leave you
He doesn’t need to know
Ok Skyler of hit show Breaking Bad
1 day later
Holy crap Skyler of hit show breaking bad that was so poggers
I skyler have aids
NOOOOOO
Chapter 2: 2 weeks later
Mister white is calling hank
HANK
HANK DID YOU MAKE OUT WITH MY WIFE SKYLER
Mister White I did not
Ok
Ok
Hank you wanna have a lovey dovey rubby guggy gunny runny Robby goggy Roddy moments
Yes mister white
*Chokes Hank hard!!!*
Harder Mister White
2 weeks worth of lovey dovey rubby goody goody goofy movie moments later
It is now the month of Jesse’s death.
Mister white I have aids
HANK NOOOOOOOO I HAD BALLOONS (CONDOMINIUMS)
ok
Ok
Chapter 3: Skyler instructs Hank to kill Jesse aka Mister White’s best friend and love interest
Near the golden arches of McDonalds, Jesse and Hank meet.
Sup Hank
Hello Jesse of hit show Breaking Bad
Ok
Want free wifi anywhere you go
Yes Hank
Ok snort this white powder so you get microchips inside you
Can you give me some so I can share with mistah white
Uh sure Jesse of Breaking Bad
JESSE PINKMAN X WALTER WHITE FANFIC Part 4 Chapter 1-2
Part 4: Revenge on that hoe Skyler
Chapter 1: Mister white finds the cure to aids, lung cancer, and is on the quest to kill Skyler
JESSE
JESSE GET IN THE CAR
WHAT IS IT MISTAH WHITE WHY U SCREAMIN
I JUST FOUND OUT WHO GAVE HANK AIDS
SKYLER THAT SON OF SOME DOGS
WHAT MISTAH WHITE DONT YOU THINK WE SHOULD JUST WORK ON A CURE FOR THAT MISTAH WHITE ALONG WITH YO LUNG CANCER MISTAH WHITE
oh that sounds good Jesse you are a genius
Ok
Ok
1 year later, Jesse has become a femboy cat maid whilst Mister White becomes his boss.
JESSE GET THE FUCK OVER HERE
Ok masteh white
Holy crap masteh white
Is that the cure
It is Jesse
Holy krap masteh white this is so cash money
We can sell this mistah- I mean masteh white
But first I test the cure for cancer and aids
Ok masteh white
Also heres your coffee served with semen
1 month later
Holy crap Jesse get over here
Ok masteh white
It worked I pissed on this thing and I don’t have aids according to it
That’s pretty hawt masteh white can I get it now
Yes
Pog
Chapter 2: Aids, and Lung cancer is gone, time to beat up Skyler.
Ok masteh white can I take off my cat ears and maid costume I have not bathed in 6 months
Ok
Few minutes later
Ok mistah white wanna make out
Sure
One extremely hot make out session later
Ok Jesse get dressed Jesse we need to get some clothes and guns Jesse
Jesse you won’t be getting guns looking like a femboy cut your hair
Nah misteh white it’ll make them think I’m a female and they’d wanna fuck me so u shoot them with yo gun so we get free gun
Ok Jesse but we still need to make blue meth for some pogger money for gun
Ok
Ok Jesse
1 week of immense meth making later
Ok Jesse we have enough money for guns let us go now
Ok misteh white
Hello can I get an M16A2 rifle with a built in grenade launcher and a red dot sight
Hello I am skinny Pete I sell guns now I don’t recognize your girlfriend can I fugg her
Sure
Jesse do ur thing
Ok misteh white
Holy krap I am skinny Pete and I noticed you have a dick this is so not cash money
Ok I mister white shot skinny Pete very cool
NOO I SKINNY PETE HAVE BEEN SHOT
Ok Jesse let’s go
Ok misteh white
*Kisses you*
Oh Jesse not now
Yes now
Not now
Ok
Ok
JESSE PINKMAN X WALTER WHITE FANFIC Part 4 Chapter 3
Chapter 3: Facing off against Skyler
FINALE
(Serious because I will now use names and then colons and proper spelling and punctuation)
Jesse: Mister White I- I’m not sure if we should go now.
Mr White: Why not Jesse? Our whole life has led up to this moment. This is our final chance to beat that bitch of a wife.
Jesse: O-ok Walter White.
*Blushes*
Mr White: *Blushes because Jesse used his full name*
O-ok Jesse Pinkman.
*Kisses on cheek*
Mr White, And Jesse is filled with determination.
Mister White: Skyler! Skyler! Where are you!
Skyler: Hahaha, find me you bitch of a husband!
Jesse: OH THAT BITCH! CALLING MISTER WHITE LIKE THAT! YOU’RE GONNA REGRET THIS!
Skyler: Oh am I now?
Mister White: Jesse, shut your mouth for a bit, I need to hear out her footsteps.
Skyler: Oh where did everybody go? Why so quite? Guess it’s time.
*BOSS MUSIC PLAYS*
(you play some random boss music while reading)
Jesse: Wait I found her! She’s holding a Glock and a Bolt Action Rifle!
Mister White: GET OUT OF HER SIGHT JESSE! SHE HAS LONG RANGE WEAPONS!
Jesse: USE YOUR GRENADE LAUNCHER!
*Loud explosions and bullets*
Jesse: Mister White get down!
Mister White: JESSE YOU’RE GONNA GET HIT!
Jesse: *Bullet hit*
Mister White *cough cough*, I love you *cough cough*, And I knew it was Hanks fingerprint powder, *cough cough* I snorted it so you would care for me… I love you Mister White, or should I *cough cough* say, Misteh White *laugh, cough cough*.
Mister White: JESSE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
SKYLER YOU SON OF A CUSSING CUSS WORD YOU’RE GONNA PAY YOU BITCH!
Skyler: Oh am I?
Mister White: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I-I’m becoming, Heisenberg.
Heisenberg: Let’s cook some Skyler flavored meth shall we?
*BOSS MUSIC STOPS*
*BREAKING BAD X BETTER CALL SAUL TITLE THEME MASHUP PLAYS*
(Or whatever theme music you want)
Skyler: Uh oh.
Heisenberg: First get some alcohol, antifreeze and some…
Skyler: Ah shit, time to run.
Heisenberg: *said ingredients spawn somehow and is now levitating along with him*
Hydrogen peroxide, Battery acid, lighter fluid, Lithium from batteries, Gasoline, Red phosphorus, acetone, Energy boosters, Paint thinner.
Skyler: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Heisenberg: And the additional ingredient, Skyler.
Skyler: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! NO NO PLEASE GOD SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE OH GOD I’M BEING TWISTED LEFT AND RIGHT LIKE A PRETZEL
Heisenberg: First we must liquidate her.
Skyler: *Levitates toward Heisenberg, slowly being twisted and becoming a liquid.*
AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa…
10 Minutes Later
Heisenberg: This batch is complete. Walter White can come back now.
Walter White: Oh god what the hell… Why am I bald again…?
*Sees a severe lack of Skyler*
I guess Heisenberg took care of the son of a bitch.
*Spits in container of where the meth was made*
Checkmate, bitch.
Fin
Made by some guy on the Richter overtime discord, if you need to ask questions, go to the discord and ask gecko4526, I don’t know his tag.