Would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport? I don’t know about you mothafuckers, but I consider that shit to be a sport, okay? If people can sit back and label goddamn golf, which is the boringest fucking sport in the world a goddamn sport. If you can label that shit as a sport, and if you can label goddamn fishing as a sport, I know damn well you can label jacking off a sport. Think about it! What the fuck athletically are you really doing i-in golf, my n1&&a. All you doing is hitting the goddamn golf club, *ftoou* Oh my god, man. That’s a long ass birdie, man. Nice birdie, nice putt, man. It went two hundred and fifty ya– get the fuck outta here. Nobody care about that boring ass shit. Who the fuck really watches golf my ni- *snore* Nobody gives a fuck. It makes n1&&as fall asleep. Fishing on the other hand– what the FUCK are you really doing athletically, my n1&&a, in fishing?