How the fuck do inklings pee anyway don’t they disintegrate when they get in contact with water if their bodies would be made out of 70% water wouldn’t they die at birth, would inkling’s pee just be ink, inklings are pissing fucking ink, would their body be 70% ink, what would their shit look like, would the piss or shit have colors based off of the inkling that pissed and shit, are the ammo from their ink weapons made from their fucking piss, who would use piss as a weapon ammo, that’s like if I used my piss in a water balloon fight, what do inklings drink anyway, do they drink ink, aka their own piss, is this some post-apocalyptic world where piss is their only form of beverage and everyone is secretly becoming more savage and desperate for food and hunger? is this why all the different inkling teams are fighting over how much of their own ink should be covered all over the stage in matches, just so they can rub their piss all over it, are splatoon matches just giant orgies or just a pissing contest just to see who can drink all of their piss afterwards, what are their genitalia, literal squid tentacles as dicks? are vaginas in the splatoon world just suction cups? is their different flavored piss ink judging by the different inkling, what do they cum during sex, white ink? do inklings piss their ink when they get scared like regular squids do? Splatoon is fucking weird man