Ok, right, here we are
Charlie
*\*Yup\**
We’re about to take them to the chocolate factory
[*\*Why, why are you hitting me with the fat jokes for?*\*](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-19771343)
I’m not say – I’m just saying sort of – very sort of Oompa Loompa vibes going on, you know?
Ok, right, so, drill
Get into my drilly meditation
*\*Wow\**
Drill gods, be with me
*\*Is this happening?\**
I should probably say, shoutout to my friends in prison, shouldn’t I?
*\*Okay\**
[Shoutout to Martin and Tabitha, currently in the pen for tax evasion](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-20153900)
[Free my jiggas!](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-20153900)
*\*Mad\**
Mmm


\[Verse 1: Unknown P\]
Riding round in a Rover
[If I see opps then it’s over](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-17726211)
[I’ll send man straight to Jehovah](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-20131759)
[When I take shots like M. Sharapova](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-18306655)
[Doing up tennis](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-18306655)
[Call man Dennis, I’m a Menace](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-17726205)
Doing up olives in Venice
[Big man ting, I’m bigger than Ben is](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-19919347)
[Stop it, otherwise Unknown P might bash mans head straight down like a Bop It](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-20588914)
[So make like a Freddo and hop it](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-17419436)
[Your girl is four foot four and got bare hair on her toes like a Hobbit](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-20583098)
[If I see her in the club then I’m doing up AJ, the way that I weave and bob it](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-20055541)
[And I’m not from Homerton, not from Hackney](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-20257454)
[So I never go East, ’cause bare man try spot P like acne](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-20149722)
[I’m from Surrey where me and the mandem always go hunting](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-20588933)
[And the gyaldem are thick like Theresa May on a real big bum ting](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-18473980)
[19 Hunna on the new rusty, had a gap year in Kenya, came back with the feet so dusty](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-20981202)
Still waking up to geese in country, and I never have porridge at nan’s because it’s oh so lumpy
[And if opps wanna throw some hands then I just draw for the pumpy](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-20437550)
[Look at me, I’m Unknown T, I’ve got braids and a deep voice](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-20952151)
[And when I bend my back and dig it, I really hurt my knee joints](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-19919359)
[Got a song called “Throwback”, but my girl got no back](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-20583179)
[Mmm](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-20583179)
And if you wanna talk Unknowns, then you better talk P, just know that


\[Second Intro: \*Charlie Sloth\* & Unknown P\]
Ok, so this next one is a little bit of a “marshup”
\*A what sorry?\*
[Like a “marshup”, like all of my greatest hits for all the mandem to sing along to](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-20588937)
[\*A mashup\*](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-20588937)
Yeah, like a sort of, S Club 7’s best hits but slightly more violent
\*Wow\*
Anyway here we go


\[Verse 2: Unknown P\]
[Mmm, see a goose and I smack it, whack, whack, pull up, skrt, feathers, bang, poor thing gets made into a jacket](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-20533945)
[Get the camera out then pap it](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-20533945)
[When it comes to the shot, \[kisses teeth\], all my brothers know how to back it](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-20533945)
[Got a ten out of ten out of ten, now that’s a hat trick](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-20533945)
[Listen, Unknown P five foot three, posh drill rapper MC](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-20682234)
Bare MC wanna pull up on me but I live in Brockley SE23
[Shaking a man’s hand like Paul Hollywood](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-19919369)
[If Mary was younger then I probably would](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-19919391)
[Bare MC say that their life is a movie, Unknown P says it’s more Nollywood](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-19919395)
[Cooking up in the AGA, got new wellies, Balenciaga](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-20606997)
Park my yacht inside the harbour, blue or white, would you rather?
[Same-ish different day, same hits, different Ye](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-20625430)
Unknown P didn’t come to play, here’s what the posh boy has to say
I was raised in Surrey
[Where mandem were never in court unless they were doing backhands like Murray](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-19261402)
Yeah, Unknown P I’m a posh boy, not Ashley but I am a top boy
Been doing this ting since birth, that’s right, I was doing ten toes since the cot boy
[And even as a yute in nursery, I had opps in the boot of the Merc-y](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-19919408)
[And if I let them go and show mercy, had a man give me thanks like turkey](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-20338649)
Mmm
[Now I make hits like Conkers, get dizzy on the stage and the crowds going bonkers](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-19919409)
Girls say “P man I want ya”, I wanna sweet one like the one in Willy Wonka
[My girl got a peng face, your girl need to cover up just like Kwengface](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-20290232)
[Big man M Huncho, raised in the country, never been cunch tho](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-20290237)
[Boasty, bars on power looking all ghosty](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-20687339)
[If you ever mess with me and the broski, make short work of a man like Loski](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-20338671)
[Bad manners, you were raised on the state, you man never had manners](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-20257472)
[And I don’t bust guns, ’cause why bust guns when I got trust funds](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-18474020)
Two gloves and a flat cap, about 10 G’s in the backpack
[The world is an oyster, so is your nan ’cause Percy would certainly tap that](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-20588977)


\[Third Intro: \*Charlie Sloth\* & Unknown P\]
You know, Charlie, when I was a little todger my father always said to me
The pen is mightier than the shank
\*Wait, when you was a little todger?\*
So I’ve been cooped away in the mansion, writing up bars about a couple of opps
Who have particularly peeved me
Roll Safe and Big Shaq
\*Oh wow\*
This one’s for you


\[Verse 3\]
Mmmm, Roll Safe, more money on my scarf than in your whole safe
[Eyebrows so big, they take up my whole face](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-19919435)
But when I smile my teeth, they go the whole way
[Big Shaq, I got the white Air Force, the ladies dig that](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-20422528)
[They call me Wes Nelson, on my Instagram but I know it’s only ’cause they thinkin’ ’bout my six-pack](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-19919438)
[Mmm, let’s do some quick maths, Unknown P minus talent equals to Big Shaq](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-20437564)
You’re a Big Mac and I’m an [Eton Mess, I’m an Eton Mess](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-19919442) and RS is just heating meth
[Yes, he dresses like a druggie, I got the leather gloves on ’cause I’m feeling rather thuggy](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-20570152)
[I dress my girl in Prada and you dress your girl in uglies](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-19919465)
[I Shaq you on the beat and Big Shaq is still tryna dougie](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-20453998)
[Man’s not hot, man don’t dance, man’s not a rapper, man’s no chance](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-20453998)
Man’s not big, and man’s not cool, man never studied Latin in a private school
Man’s not posh, man’s not boujee, man said he’s married, married to Snoochie
Married to you but attracted to me, at least that’s what she said when we were shopping for Gucci
[Did you see what I done, looks like a black boy, raps like a white one](https://genius.com/Unknown-p-fire-in-the-booth-lyrics#note-20468168)
Mmm, don’t be fooled by the cap, I will snap a man’s back like a pack of Snacker Jacks
MC’s done out here, by a middle class lad just having fun out here, mmm
Unknown P and I’m taking pole position, disagree with the decision and bugger off opposition!