I wake up every morning and brush my teeth with my Quip toothbrush. I slip on a pair of Me Undies and I’m ready to go. I work at my run of the mill desk job and and listen to podcasts on my Raycon earbuds. Would you look at the time? My MVMT Watch says it’s 5:00. I head home and make my Hello Fresh dinner. I finish the day by connecting to Nord VPN and getting therapy on Better Help. Life is good.