not for nothing and i dont mean to brag but i can look at a dumpster behind a 7-11 and think of nothing

i mean like total mental oblivion

and manually bring myself to orgasm in about 45 seconds

i know because thats most tuesday nights for me since i close

cost is zero dollars as i just grab some tp from the stores bathroom

i dont have to be a richie rich and risk electrocution to nut