Hey, do you remember that toy movie back from 1998? The one with the astronaut voiced by Tim Allen? That movie was my sexual awakening at 16. I was pretty disciplined, and I also kind of had a distaste for sex and masturbation on my own, but while seeing the movie in theaters with my family I felt so unusual. I couldn’t stop thinking of the space guy even though he was a toy. I kept imagining him as a big, strong real life man. It started with me just imagining him there with me, but then my imagination kept going further and further each time I sat down and thought of him. Before I knew it, I would lay down in my bed bent over, fingering myself and imagining him fucking me roughly but with love. I just grew into my adult years, frequently thinking of him fucking me and pretending to hear him whisper sexy things into my ears while we were doing it. I couldn’t help it, his nice, manly charismatic voice went so well with his bulky body. I realized I had issues when I wound up borrowing my eight year old brother’s VHS copy of the movie to finger myself while staring at the astronaut on the cover. I accidentally juiced on it once and had to replace it with a homemade cover as I kept the original before throwing it away out of embarrassment. Hell, I couldn’t even go on dates with real men because I would always feel as if I were giving up on my fantasy space cadet love. I just had so many fantasies, even some where he was still toy sized and I shoved him inside of me. I finally got over my weird obsession years ago thanks to some counseling. I remember seeing ads for a new movie in the series around 2010 and having horrid flashbacks… and a tiny bit of sadness and regret.