What the fuck did you just post, you little shit? I’ll have you know I graduated at the top of my class in shitposting, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on 4chan, I have over 300 confirmed threads open at one time, and that’s just on a school night. I am trained in the art of copypasta, and I’m the top poster in hundreds of Discord servers. You are nothing to me but just another wannabe. I will wipe you the fuck out with shitposting in the likes of which has never been seen before on this server, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with posting like that over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am loading my secret database of unfunny memes across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the shitposting storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your shitpost. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can @mention you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in touch-typing, but I have access to the entire arsenal of /s4s/ and I will use it to its full extent to DDoS you off the face of the server, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” post was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit posts all over you and you will drown in it. You’re going to be fucking deleted, kiddo.