Hello r/okbuddybaka \[M\],

Thank you for your message. Unfortunately, as you are fat overweight worthless sub 4-in slobs living in your moms basement washing the dishes at a applebees to afford your onlyfans/crunchyroll subscriptions, and I am absolute chad (grub), spending every night exploring your mothers urethera, I will have to reject your decision to ban me. This may not come as a shock to you, as you are probably aware of your underqualifications to even be something as simple as a reddit moderator as you cannot even change your own shit and piss soaked adult diapers because you are “too busy watching 9 day old reddit posts to see if they even slightly break our vague and extremely convoluted rules that nobody cares about other than me and a few other cucks and greaseball neckbeards” as your mother says (who, might I compliment your prior living situation, has a very luxurious vaginal chassis).

Even setting these obvious shortcomings in your own character aside, I still cannot excuse this behavior due to the fact that I was not even given a single reason as to why I was banned. After looking at the rules for about 2.633 times the time length your ex-girlfriend claims you can last, I cannot find a single rule I have violated (keep in mind, I am the person smart enough to ensure that you think your mom spends all day watching netflix and not getting an expert plumber to go pregario mode on her pipes) I still cannot find in the slightest way how you could interpret my post as breaking the rules.

Due to the reasons afformentioned above, I will be rejecting your frankly absolutely retarded ban statement. Hopefully, somebody who will not spend their entire life rotting behind a computer screen scrolling reddit, eating snacks, jerking off for the 6th time this night, and having esex on valorant will take a second look at this unruly ban and not only get unbanned, but also watch as the only power the itaru hashida look-alike will ever have in his entire life get stripped away while he lets out a more embarassing cry than the time he found out his girlfriend was cheating on him with the number one Apex Legends athlete, grub.

if you still have any questions or concerns about your decision I frankly would not even expect from a 13 year old with down syndrome and 3 chromosomes missing, I have made a discord account (since I am aware you cannot afford a phone plan spending all night playing anime games) you can reach me with the handle, real\_grub

see you on an alt account within the hour,

grubbington jaquavious shots the first

P.S. can you stop leaving your cum-stained rags and underwear with all your dirty clothes? I’m trying to help your mom clean up the place after I clean up her place (I have had intercourse with your mother, if you are not aware).