>“Has anyone noticed how absolutely self absorbed and narcissistic Christians are?

>It’s all about their personal relationship with God, how God operated in their lives. Modern day church is more about satisfying their own lifestyle than it is about serving the community. Christianity as practiced by modern churches has become complete garbage.”

Enough destroying Christian libtards for today; it was time for bed. The Redditor chuckled to himself; a low, gargling sound akin to the last breath of a wounded animal. 600lbs of flesh, Cheeto and Mountain Dew arose, the reinforced titanium chair finally disintegrating. Several times he had to stop, for the 1 meter walk was a nigh on impossible feat. Yet by dawn it had successfully reached its target. It was overjoyed; surely his friends on r/atheism would now before him, and shower him with platinums or gold; he would be hailed as a hero, a God! He chuckled again, for there was no such thing as God, he knew.

After this tiring expedition he mounted his waifu body pillow, ready for release after this most joyous of days.