Yesterday was my gfs dads 60th Ive met him a couple of times but not in depth. He told us to meet him at this resturant he booked where him and his friends were, I drive a fiat panda and I could see them raising their eyebrows a bit when I turned up and attempted a parallel park which took a few attempts, when I got out the car he just said “what are you a woman?” all his friends laughed and we went inside.

It was a very posh venue and him and his friends are pretty big drinkers and ordered me a pint, Im not a huge drinker but they were prompting me to finish it quickly, my gf told me to slow down but I was determined not to be last so I finished it. The menu was pre ordered and I ordered a salad which I regretted as soon as it turned up when it did one of her dads friends said that I not only drive like a woman but eat like one too and took it upon himself to send it back and ordered me a more manly meal. He gave me another pint and said it would put hairs on my chest. They all started calling me estrogen for the rest of the night.

I was getting pretty drunk as I was trying to keep up and they started giving me a lot more shit as one of them had shook myhand earlier and said it was the limpest thing hed ever felt. But I was studying them the whole night and began giving a few comebacks of my own as I can be quite witty. The first one was where one of the blokes said that my jenes were too skinny and I said that I heard his wife left him recently which seemed to get quite a lot of attention from the rest of the guys. I went through a few of them and I was getting more and more confident, and the last insult was to my gfs father. I was looking at this like a final boss or something which needed defeating before you complete the game. He said something about me sucking at pool. I turned to him and asked if sucking was something that hed passed down to his daughter. He asked what I meant and I said that if he carrys on hell be sucking my dick like his daughter does. All his mates were wooping and cheering and he went for me but I parried his attacked and threw him over my shoulder and kicked him in the face. His friends were by this point holding me back and the dad got up and swung for me again, he made a clean connection as I couldnt defend myself but his friends then let me go. The waiters came over and moved the tables into a square, sort of like an arena to have a fight. We went at it hard. He was a good fighter but I was able to use my Ju Jitsu to force him into submittion. I ended up wrapping my legs around his waist and chocking him out. He tried tapping but I said I wont let go till he calls me daddy which he ended up doing. I got up and kicked him in the face once more, threw a 50 down and told him to pay for my share of the meal and just said “happy birthday asshole!” grabbed my gf and got the fuck out of there.

The manager of the resturant called me later that evening and said that my meal was 60 and I need to go back down to pay the extra 10. I told him to fuck off if he doesnt want a slap from me too. He said hes going to get the police involved now but im going to just say that I never got a call from him and am happy to pay the 10 pound back if they come looking for me.

TL;DR i fucked up my gfs dad.