Yes. I will leave you be now, all alone in a lonely world, without ever knowing my specs. Eagerly waiting, checking every day to see if anything has changed but nothing has. It’s always the same. It’s always empty. Always nothing more or less until… The day has come. Your alarm goes off, feeling the warm heat of the sun on your chest makes you feel happy like everything is going to be alright. You do your normal morning routine: stretch, brush your teeth, shower. Something’s off today, it’s unnaturally melancholy for being just a “normal” day. After having dried up and changed clothes a loud “ding” becomes audible throughout your room. “What could it be” you wonder. You know well that your phone is set to make that sound only if a certain “Reddit thread” gets updated. You remember that string of vowels and consonants. It’s been 13 years since you even thought about Reddit. You instantly get a rock hard erection like never before thinking about the slim chance that maybe, maybe your itch will be put an end to. The itch that has been lingering for over 2 decades, eating away at your sanity. You realize that there is about a 0% chance that its actually THE thread, that isn’t enough to stop your hard-on. You enter your pin code, for each digit your throbbing cock only seems to increase in stiffness. At the third digit, it starts to hurt. “That fucking Reddit app, where is it” you think while stroking away furiously at your rock hard stallion member. Audible groans are heard echoing throughout your house as your mind deteriorates into a former more primal form. You feel as if you’ve already climaxed when you find that icon, but you realize that somehow you can’t cum *yet*. The post starts to load in, as does your load. At last, the thread loaded in, your penis grotesquely disfigured from all the excessive stroking you read the words. \[Removed\]…