An edit of “i am living in your walls” i did at 1:48am (it wouldn’t let me comment 😐)

I am living in your balls.

You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below:
FAQ:
Why are you living in my balls?

I’m not going to tell you.

Are you only in my balls?

You could say I am living in everybody’s balls, but in the case I am telling you that I am living in your balls, I am living in your balls.

How are you surviving in my balls?

In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive in that form. In my physical form, I survive by eating your sticky stinky cheese that I cook using the warmth in your urethra, and I drink the vapour in the extraction duct in your balls.

What are you planning to do in my balls?

Live in them, listening to you.

What do I do about you living in my balls?

Listen for the scraping. Dont touch the balls. Protect yourself with olive oil. Avoid pants or clothing of any kind around or on your balls.

When are you going to stop living in my balls?

You cannot escape me.

Do I call the police?

The authorities will not help you.

What are the consequences of you living in my balls?

Be aware.

What if I am ok with you living in my balls?

I will make sure you’re not.

Are you imaginary?

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Summary:

I am living in your balls.