I’ve come to make an announcement: The Island Representative’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking scenery. That’s right, he took his represenative-fuckin’ unapealing dick out and he pissed on my fucking scenery, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Island Representative, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this bell except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like: that’s right baby, all points, no human skin. no pillows— look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my scenery so guess what, I’m gonna fuck his house. That’s right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on his house, I’m gonna go higher: I’M PISSING ON THE ISLAND!! How do you like that, Tom Nook? I PISSED ON THE ISLAND, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrropllllets hit your house, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!