I hate boobs! Allow me to explain myself, I hate boobs so much OH MY GOOOOD. I hate boobs SO FUCKING MUCH! I HATE THEM! Their smell, their taste, their texture, FUCKING EVERYTHING MAN! BOOBS ARE THE FUCKING WORST! I don’t get it man, they’re just big nipples, I got big nipples and nobody is putting me in smash. I want to be in smash but nooooo some BIG TIT FREAK comes in out of nowhere, I hate boobs so goddamn much. Those shits can dispense milk right? Well then why don’t they just end world hunger by making infinite fucking cheese with the milk. Like it’s not that hard, cheese for everyone but no they want to be fucking selfish and have it all in their boobs, fucking disgusting man, let them eat cheese you selfish whores. If you’re not gonna use em, why have em? Literally just fucking chop them off you whores, chop them off you witches, just get the fuck out. Please fuck off, get rid of your boobs, fucking hide em away, get them out of my goddamn sight. Every single game has BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS! I FUCKING HATE BOOBS! EVERY TIME I SEE A NANOMETER OF CLEAVAGE I GO INTO A RAMPAGE AND KILL EVERYTHING IN SIGHT AND MUTILATE THE BODIES BEYOND RECOGNITION! GET BOOBS FUCKING OUT OF HERE! I DONT NEED THEM, YOU DONT NEED THEM, THEY DONT NEED THEM OOOOOOOOH MYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOD! BOOBS ARE QUITE LITERALLY THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO PLANET EARTH! THEY DO NOT NEED TO EXIST! BOOBS ARE LITERALLY WORSE THAN 9/11 AND THE HOLOCAUST COMBINED! I FUCKING HATE BOOBS, PLEASE GOVERNMENT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD REMOVE BOOBS AT BIRTH OR MAKE IT SO THAT AT AGE 18 ALL WOMEN HAVE TO GET THEIR BOOBS FORCEFULLY REMOVED! GOOOOD FUUCKING DAAAAAAMN