HELLO DOUCHEBAGS.

SOME ASSHOLE TOLD ME I NEEDED TO TOUCH GRASS AND WHEN I DID I REALLY LIKED IT. I WOULD LIKE TO GROW MORE GRASS PLEASE.

I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS. ANSWER THEM OR IM GONNA THROW SHIT:

* IM VERY TALL DOES THAT SCARE THE GRASS LIKE IT DOES PEOPLE?
* I LIKE THE SMELL BUT IT ONLY HAPPENS WHEN IT GETS CUT. DOES THE GRASS LIKE BEING CUT OR IS IT A BITCH?
* I WANT TO HAVE THE MOST GODDAMN GRASS THIS SIDE OF THE COUNTRY. HOW MUCH GRASS IS THAT. I ALSO WANT ENOUGH TO SHOVE UP THAT FUCKER WHO TOLD ME TO TOUCH GRASS’S ASS

THANK YOU

\-HOGSLICE