Women don’t poop. I saw my Wife on the toilet, assuming she was just pissing. But she forgot to flush and I saw brown logs. I thought women don’t poop? Or perhaps she is cheating on me and there is another man I don’t know of? I will have to bring it up to her at some point, because I am fairly certain she is cheating. Because women don’t poop. It is a proven fact that they cannot defecate. If It turns out my wife has been cheating, I will kill her. Because studies literally proven that no woman in the world can shit like I can. I need to find out.