Wow. Console gamers are the opposite of epic. I would even go as far as to say that they are UN-epic! I literally am incapable of feeling pleasure at a frame rate slower than 70 fps. I literally feel like I’m about to reeeeee when I hold a controller. So what if console gamers like Mario Party? Can you yell at women and minorities over online game chat in pansy Mario Party? I think not. Gamers can’t rise if their graphics are shit, you know. I actually achieve orgasm by setting all my graphics settings to the highest level. Literally anyone who plays console is a dumb, unepic libtard.