Gee willikers, I’d sure love to be a voluptuous lady for a week or two and make harmlessly simple jokes to every guy I meat and have them fall deeply in love with me. Hey, I know. You think I’m funny right? Let’s go on a hike. I know a good spot where I film those gifs from that subreddit you’re really into and this is your fantasy! C’mon! We’re almost at the top and when we get there, I’ll make a pun! You’ll love it. You’ll love me. Wait, you already love me don’t you? You would never leaf me, would you? Hahaha, the trees are all around us. Say, what’s down there? Can you take a look over this cliff with me? It’d be crazy if you jumped, wouldn’t it? Or would it be cute? Yeah, it’d be soooo cute if you jumped! You should jump! Jump for me, cutie patootie! Jump! Do it, now! Jump!