Do you have any idea how hard Rainbow Dash would be to rape? Like think about it, she’s the fastest living sentient being in Equestria for a start. She even made it into the Wonderbolts after saving their asses twice after like 5 seasons or whatever, so she’s also maneuvoreable and stuff so good luck trying to catch her in the sky. She also sleeps up in a fucking cloud house or something? How the fuck are you gonna deal with that bro? Use your helicopter dick? Lmao! And how do you even know if that pussy’s good? It’s probs all chapped and shit from that flying fast at fuck-all speed. And shes fuckin teaching now and shit? Really? You’re gonna woo over and dick down a Teacher when she has literal TONS of other cocks to play with? Damn you’re sure of your pecker. She’d probably fuck that new bug bitch over you if she got her to disguise as another Rainbow Dash. And about that, What lore says she aIn’t gay? Like none! She’s RAINBOW dash. RAINBOW. The gays stole the rainbow like 12 years ago dude, you know she’s been fuckin in doctrinated on that dyke shit since Faust’s conception of her. Why the fuck else would she not be smashing all the other dude wonderbolts? She ain’t riddin on all of those other ‘bolts’ bitch. Literally the most fit mother buckers around and she fuckin swerves Soarin and shit. Gay ass bitch. And ALL of this is ASSUMING SHE HAS SEX! BRO! She’s TOO FUCKIN BUSY FOR FUCKIN! Bitch got three of the some of the most intense jobs out of all of them in the pony lands, and you think you can just slide in some time and fuck her? WHEN? The fuck does she have free time? Oh yeah, WHEN SHE SLEEPS. IN A CLOUD. YOU’RE NEVER gonna canonically get that skittle pussy, much less see the damn thing as she darts away from your bitch ass.

And NOPONY is ever gonna help you rape her! Not Even Twilights dumb forgiving ass! And it doesn’t matter if you’re a /mlp:fit/ dude, you can’t fuckin fly. You’re not even a pony! You would have to convince her to go full bestiality, and you can bet your blue balls that she would be ‘loyal’ to her own kind above others, considering it’s her ELEMENT. AND HOW would your dick even FIT inside her without killing her? Ever thought of that anatomy in your fuckin clop? And good luck not tearing her intestines up with anal retard. And she would mop the floors of that stupid ass school with your stupid ass is you ever got into a fight with her. Bitch learned from Darring Do, as in DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. With DD’s lessons under her chastity belt, she’d break your dick off with a fuckin slap from her wings, before snapping you twig-ass neck with a falcon-buck! You can’t win! She’s not even worth fantasizing over dude, not when you got totally grounded sluts like Pinkie or Rarity to bone. Better to die to fuckin the craziest sexiest literal party-animal in existence than die trying to fuck a flying pride flag! And RAPEity would literally make a designer brand of condom based off of you cock if you let her. She’d bend her spine with a corset to suck your balls as you fuck her hole. You couldn’t keep her legs shut with duck tape, but NOOooO. Y’all gotta fuck the flying Faggot for “le meme factor.” Fuckin ace reasoning retard: teach me more of your philosophy, professor Dykeberg.

And what’s even more sad is that half of you are gonna move to fuckin the next best closest thing to her: Spitfire. Like bitch, half of the reasons I just gave apply to her too! And WHY would you want to fuck the R Lee Ermey of the ponyverse? That’s so WRONG it’s not even GAY, it’s a MULTIPLICITIVE OF GAY! SQUARED! HOW ARE YOU THAT GAY? What’s even MORE worse is that the other half of you headless horny homos are just gonna go after Scootaloo. A. FUCKIN. FILLY. YOU REALLY WANA GO DOWN THE BLACKED,com GRIPH0N PEDO PATH RETARD? REALLY? GOD you guys are sickening- Fuckin bubonicly ASS! YOU FUCKS are SO desperate to fuck this prism ponut! WHY? SHE SOUNDS LIKE a TOMBOY! HOW IS THAT HOT? FUCK. Y’ALL are RETARDS. WHAT HAS THIS BORD COME TOO?