Hey I’m Shooter, I’m an old-fashioned, very cool guy. I’m the perfect gentleman and I’m looking for love. I’m really the perfect guy, I’m smart, Im funny, I’m artistic. You would have to be a complete fool to not want me. So, umm, what I’m looking for is a nice simple girl I can share my life with. What I’m not looking for is some dumb bitch that’ll betray me, and break my heart. Ideally you’re above average in looks, you don’t have to be a ten but at least a six would be preferable. Also I would prefer someone with a body count of two or lower… umm if it’s more than two please don’t tell me, I would rather not know. I do think honesty is important and I don’t like being lied to. Trust me, I always find out when I’m being lied to and the consequences are severe, so please just be honest with me. To follow up on that note, I’ve been arrested three times for misdemeanor charges and I’ve been investigated by the FBI. I also still live with my parents and I’m unemployed at the moment, but I have a lot going on I’m a Soundcloud musician I have a large following on YouTube and it would be bigger but they keep suspending me for “ threatening people” and “using abusive language”, anyway I keep busy that’s the main thing I’m trying to say, i have a lot going on. So much stuff in fact that I haven’t had time to find a significant other and i get awfully lonely sometimes. Really. Really lonely. Anyways like I said I’m an old fashion sort of guy, i wanna grow a friend to watch movies with, walk in the park, hold hands, and kiss on the lips. No tongue though, because that’s degenerate.