To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cavanis Fisting. The technique is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the movement will go over a typical viewers butt cheek. There’s also Edinsons nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from the Asa Akira technique, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these actions, to realise that they’re not just pleasing- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike fisting truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the meaning in Edinson’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Edinson’s genius wit unfolds itself inside their locker rooms. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Cavani tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

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