I’ve always wanted to fuck an icicle. For some reason watching my white cum sliding down the beautifully sharp crystal really turns me on. Every time I see an icicle I can’t help myself. I start moaning uncontrollably and my legs give out. God I want to fuck that icicle. I want to spread my sticky white semen all over the translucent blue shard. I want my jizz to slide down the tip and land in a soft pile of snow, where it will be camouflaged with its white brotheren. I want to grab multiple and shove them up all of my holes. I want their water to fill me up. I want to make a snowman and put one right where his dick would be and just go wild. I want to ride that snowman until either it or I break. I want Elsa to make me a custom little dildo to shove up my ass and have it perfectly fitted to go through my intestines and through my digestive system all the way up to my mouth. I want to feel the ice rubbing against my bear skin. Every chance I get i snap off any and all icicles I see hanging around and keep them for later. When I’m all alone I shove them down my throat and even my nose and just pull them in and out. And in and out. Oh just writing this makes me so hard. I can’t wait to be alone again.