Are your shoes growing? Bicycles shrinking? If you or a loved one are experiencing these symptoms, you may have Clown Syndrome.

Due to this, you have to go to clown college.

Now, you have been accepted into Clown College. Here are your shoes, makeup, and your red nose. Your clown classes are strict and take a will of a powerful jester, however, by looking at you I can tell you will excel, class clown.