We all know Gru is the godly height of 4.41 meters tall and can move at a speed of 200 Meters per second. Based on average dick size, Gru’s penis is around 35 centimeters long. Also, Gru’s dick would weigh around 2 pounds considering the average weight of a dick is .77 lbs. If he swung his dick in a circular manner, it would have the centripetal acceleration of 72.57 meters per second. This means that gru can dickslap with the immense energy of 11,421 pounds per sq inch at a tip speed greater than 940525.7126025909092 KMPH. In conclusion, Gru’s dickslap has enough energy to smash through 15cm reinforced concrete and will cause a thunderclap as his dick breaks the sound barrier. I rest my case.

Jk, I further my case by pointing out The avg speed of ejaculate is 45 kmph. This means that gru can ejaculate at a speed of roughly 112 KMPH when standing still. If he decides to fling his ejaculate by swinging his dick in a circular fashion, it will travel at 940525.7*112= 105,338,878 kmph. This means Gru’s ejaculate travels at a speed greater than 24 thousand times the speed of a bullet. Considering the average mass of ejaculate, 3.5 g, gru’s semen will impact the target with the energy of 1.715e9 Jouls, or roughly the amount of energy released in 667 pounds of TNT. In conclusion, if gru decided to weaponize his penis, he could easily conquer the world.

Now I rest my case


Tldr: Gru’s penis is very strong