Hey, I just wanted you to remember this; Shut the fuck up. No, this isn’t a joke. I’m seriously asking you to shut the fuck up. I will do anything for you to shut the fuck up. I will stop jacking off for an entire decade. I will let you tickle my nipples and I’ll swallow your piss and shit. I will commit a massacre on dozens of schools and rip entire limbs and flesh apart from children with my own bare hands. I will become the very embodiment of degeneracy and idiocy. I will even commit every sin imaginable on the bible 100 times over in one month just so that you can shut the fuck up. I swear to God and his virgin wife, if you do not shut the fuck up then I will personally come to your house and fucking tear you apart from the inside of your tiny fucking asshole. So again, I will kindly ask you one more time: Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Remember the next time you want to start spouting some stupid ass bullshit, remember this fucking post. When you’re sleeping, and you suddenly feel like sleep talking, remember this post. When you’re in an argument and it’s starting to get heated and you feel like insulting your opponent, remember this post. In fact, even before the argument starts, remember this post so that none of that shit even happens to begin with. Always remember this post for your entire life. Always remember to shut the fuck up.