One time in primary school I shit myself during recess so I went into the toilet to try and clean up/assess the damage but like 10 seconds after I got into the toilet I heard the bell for the end of recess so I panicked about being late to class and just cleaned up what I could but evidently didn’t do a good enough job cause I went back to class and the room immediately smelled like shit so I spent about half an hour blaming the girl next to me for dropping rancid farts then went to sick bay and got mum to come pick me up in the sick EH Holden she had at the time which did not have air con and thus smelled of hot shit for the whole trip then spent the rest of the day running over hookers in GTA 3