Mark David Chapman, a man so misunderstood. He was the only bystander (besides Yoko Ono) to witness John Lennon commit suicide. Chapman, an angel too surprised by this action, immediately ran to support Lennon. With tearful eyes, he picked up Lennon’s gun. “Curse these damned instruments!” he muttered to himself. At that very moment, he vowed to never witness the misuse of a firearm again. After concealing the gun to prevent malicious passersby from wreaking further havoc, Chapman realized his only escape from misery was to retreat to a bench and continue burrowing in his favorite book, *The Catcher in the Rye*.