I got a handjob today! My mom scheduled a physical for me (I’m 30 years old and since I still live with her the dumb bitch thinks she owns me lol) and the doctor was smoking hot (yes she was a girl). She said she needed to check if I had a “hernia” whatever the fuck that is. So she has me pull down my pants (just like in porn!!!) and she starts cupping my balls. I flinch a little and her beautiful, gloved hand slips and rubs me off. I’ve never had anyone touch me down there so I instantly blow my load. I awkwardly say thank you and head back to my mom’s car. Someday I hope to meet someone to share my life with, and eHarmony will help me find the right person with their high quality dating pool of quality singles, just like me.