God, i can’t even begin to express how much i love digging through my nasal cavity and pulling out a fat fucking load of boogers, rolling them around in my hands until they’re completely covered in excess mucus, before carefully licking it off, making sure to saver every moment of digesting that delicious nose jizz.

I always get excited when my nose gets runny, cause then i get to fill up my snot bucket with the most amount of delectable droppings, to save when up when i get hungry, or even thirsty.

Snot really is a multi-purpose food, you can eat it like little candies, drink it like water, or use it as a form of soup.

I often dig through my nose, and even when I’m running low on snot supply, I’ll still dig as hard as i can, and even if i can’t find anything worthwhile, I’ll still be able to smell that incredible aroma.

Sometimes, i dig too hard, and my nose begins to bleed, but it’s a worthy price to pay to get as much of that dried nasal mucus as humanly possible.

When I’m asleep, i dream about snot.

On those cold winter nights, i masturbate while thinking about snot.

My internet search history consists almost entirely of snot-related things.

I.

Love.

Snot.