The beloved children’s entertainment television program “Spongeboy” has infiltrated the minds and hearts of many a young law abiding American. However, the parents of these children have failed to realize a dark secret about the pixelated play. They have not considered Mr. Krunk’s blatant violation of the federal tax law of 26 US code 3501. For those who do not know about Mr. Kab, he owns a fine casual eating establishment known by the locals as, “The Krusty Krab” This corporation is hiding a dark secret, and it is time to stop serving our children information out of a metaphorical chuckle bucket (Mr. Kraft’s rival, plantman, owns the charcoal bucket). The story of the violation of 26 US code 3501 is long and complicated. So here it is. The law reads: “The taxes imposed by this subtitle shall be collected by the Secretary and shall be paid into the Treasury of the United States as internal-revenue collections.” The show, Spongeboat, never shows the owner of the Krunchy Krayon filing out tax payments to the Treasury of the United States. As you can see, he is clearly within violation. His tax fraud has caused valuable currency that could be used to buy water fountains, benches, and cardboard boxes, to be thrown away. Perhaps instead of polluting the minds of our children, we ought to let them do wholesome American activities, such as playing with sandpaper and sorting financial documents.