Hello, My name is Mac, i’m currently 21 years old and I want to become an avocado. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Spain; home of the greatest avocados. I’ve already cut off my arms, and painted my skin gree i roll on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be an avocado yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest avocado ever.