Gabe Newell walks out of the valve building, dressed in his most formal suit which is what others consider semi formal. He sees the hundreds, maybe thousands, of distraught gamers all now with a look of hope, glowing on their faces. Gabe seems to be readying a long grandiose speech and all the gamers go silent with anticipation.
“Welcome to Valve headquarters” he announces. “After 9 days of protests, we hope it’s been worth the wait”.
The crowd do not know what they are expecting but all of them know, something big is happening to their beloved childhood game. The bots, the cheaters, pyro being a bullshit class. It all would be fixed.
Gabe then says his iconic “Thanks, and have fun” line and proceeds to do the kazotsky kick.
At first the crowd seems confused but they slowly begin to understand.
Everyone lines up, walks towards Gabe Newell and one by one, proceeds to replicate his dance.
No updates were given to TF2 but everyone who protested never left those premises. They are dancing to this day.