You don’t even know the half of it. Thise government goons, they didn’t show the media but there are aliens amoung us. Oh yes. Everyday plaguing society. You’re hungry? Aliens. You’re tired? Aliens. You’re kinda sore? Aliens. Every time you and friends went out drinking and now have a hang over and can’t remember anything? Wrong Aliens again. They took you and experimented on what kind of cerials people like the best so they can put froot loops out of business. We must protect the froot loops. The truth is out thrre friends.