I sexually identify as a creeper from Minecraft. Since I was a child, I dreamed of stalking people in the dead of night, making an erotic whistle and then throwing my particles at them. People tell me that a person being a monster in a dying swedish pixel thu is impossible and that onions are more autistic than a default Fortnite, but I don’t care, onions beautiful. A doctor will fill me with gunpowder and apply green and black pigments to my skin. From now on I want you to call me “Creepus Explodus” and respect my right to appear on retarded kids’ backpacks and sweaters If you can’t accept me you have a mob phobia and should check your entity privilege Thank you all for being so understanding