One time I went to the dank web at 3AM to find the scariest of creepypastas. Against my better judgement, I found a hyper realistic red room and paid lots of Robux to get in. To my horror, it showed an Indian guy with a backwards hat and a gold chain with a hyper realistic badge on it. I think the badge had the letters “DWP” on it, which I think stands for Dank Web Police. Suddenly, the guy pulled out a MAC-10 and pointed at the screen while saying “Nothin’ personnel, boyo”. Then he shot the screen and hyper realistic explosions happened, and my virtual machine suddenly died. I thought it was just a joke, but then I noticed my actual machine had its wallpaper forcibly changed. It was the same guy from before, making a poggers face. Under his face was a hyper realistic text in Comic Sans that said “You shouldn’t have done that”. Also, I randomly keep hearing this hyena laughing, so it must be that same guy. Needless to say, I’ll never visit the dank web again.