Jotaro!

Polnareff?

Hey, Jotaro?!

Polnareff? Are you far away, or are you inside something? Is this a camera? Is everything a camera?

Jotaro, the Colosseum, Jotaro. Come to the Colosseum.

Jotaro?

Polnareff? W-where are you?

On my wheelchair, Jotaro.

Are you invisible and you’re gonna, like, fart on me?

Flip the turtle over.

What, I’m gonna touch it, and you’re gonna tell me it’s a stand or something.

Come on, flip the turtle, Jotaro. You’re not gonna regret it. The payoff is huge.

I turned myself into a turtle, Jotaro! Boom! Big reveal… I’m a turtle. What do you think about that? I turned myself into a turtle!

…

W-what are you just staring at me for, bro. I turned myself into a turtle, Jotaro!

And?

And?

What more do you want tacked on to this? I turned myself into a turtle, and 9/11 was an inside job.

Was it?

Who cares, Jotaro? Global acts of terrorism happen every day.
Uh, here’s something that’s never happened before… I’m a turtle.

I’m Turtle Polnareff!