Riff Raff is the Pink Floyd of rap. His lyrics are inspirational, transcendental, and philosophically invigorating. His image is unique and beautiful, dare I say awe inspiring. You go to any record store across the globe and bring up Riff Raff, they bring you to a secret room, all of them have it, and they present you with the finest food and drink known to man, the pleasures of any woman you desire, and than. Just as you least expect it, Riff Raff comes out. He is cloaked in all white. He has 5 wounds on his body, and he says “My son, come with me”. You take his hand,and he leads you. You enter the light, watch as reality slows and fades, and the dimensions we know are shattered. You see God standing, his back turned. He slowly turns, as you prepare to meet God himself. He turns around. It’s Lil B. He says

“#Based”.

You begin to weep. And so the world begins.