Hey Patrick, nice sock

What sock?

The one you’re standing on.

Oh that one. It’s lost.

Well, if that one is lost, where are your other socks?

They’re more lost. A bunch of robots came through here and stole my whole sock collection.

I could use some help getting them back.

Sure thing, Patrick. what are best friends for?

Ok, then, for every 10 Socks you bring back to me, i’ll give you a Golden turkey baster.

You mean ‘spatula?’

Bless you.