Tbh I don’t understand why you people don’t stop being such pussies and sell crack . You guys are such losers. Every morning I wake up, I’m selling crack. I sell alot of crack, I’ve sold more crack than anybody I know and I wasn’t even trying. And you’re just sitting there like a broke bitch crying ‘waaah I have to live off of Ramen until my next paycheck comes’ bitch. I don’t even wanna hear that. If you got legs, arms, an asshole, teeth, and two pairs of eyes for looking for those haters talkin that shit, then you can get up and sell some fuckin crack. I’ve probably sold crack to some of your best friends and you didn’t even know. I have over 50 reviews on Yelp for selling some of the best crack in the city. I don’t even need guns. The only guns firing during my day are the ones after a serious pump at the gym with the membership I paid for by selling a whole bunch of crack. I move more weight in crack than I do on the bench. All of your problems in life are because you’re too pussy to sell crack. Feeling depressed? Sell crack. Feeling happy? Sell crack? Ain’t got no job? Sell crack. Haven’t dicked down a girl in weeks? Sell crack. Mad at your parents? Sell crack? Dropped some fire on soundcloud? Sell crack. Like, I sell crack and fuck hot young single bitches in my area and basically you’re a fucking idiot because you aren’t doing the same thing. Ok, I don’t fuck hot young single bitches or big tittied milfs, but I sell lots of crack. Selling crack can cure the common cold and cancer if you sell enough. I believe in the crack. My favorite wrestler? The Rock. Cuz he reminds me of crack. I have alot of friends who sell crack and they tell me I’m amazing at what I do. I’m terrific. I’m the best. It’s like watching art in motion. Hillary or Trump have never sold crack. Hillary has some of the worst crack ever. She emailed classified crack and her husband is Bill Clinton. Is that the kind of peraon you want selling your children crack? And Trump totally went bankrupt trying to sell crack like how I sold crack. I will sell you the best crack. The best.