so guys :(((( i took the covid vaccine today and I got a sudden urge to purchase microsoft products. I blacked out and suddenly I was browsing porn through microsoft edge on windows 10… weird right? I also found lots of windows 10 copies purchased on my amazon(tm) account so at least im supporting the starving workers at amazon inc. Its weird, but it is an urge, I most buy microsoft products as my body says so, make sure to get your covid vaccine, it is absolutely mandatory and you will have a personal cortana. I kept opening word and closing it instead of google docs for some reason, and I found the windows 10 background on all my wallpapers for android and gnu/linux. I was appearently running the microsoft build of linux on my canonical ubuntu system so that’s strange. Anyway im going to purchase a few big macs at mcdonalds because im feeling hungry and a pepsi-cola brand coke

I… i feel like gay all of a sudden, I want to support joe biden and all that yeah? I want to have hot steamy sex with a guy… hmm strange, my skin is turning black, whats happening? All my twitter posts are support black lives matter.. weird huh. Wait, im in florida now, whats going on, I love the government. They are based… huh??!?!? The earth is… flat, its flat now, and vegans are good thats what they want me to eat… hmm, this feels like 1984 doesnt it, weird, I dont even remember what that book is, I just have an urge to love the government