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one lady went to theater to see movie. one guy sit in front of him. kept doing swinging.

 the lady tap on his shoulder, “hey! you swing both sides, how can i see!”

 The guy say, “Wǒ shì shuǐshǒu! Wǒ xíguàn yú zuǒyòu yídòng.”

 Nàgè nǚrén páoxiāozhe, yí dào shuǐshǒu miànqián de kōng zuòwèi shàng.” Negǚh tàràntòlà.

 Shuǐ shǒuqīng pāi nǚrén de jiānbǎng, wèn nǚrén:“Nǐ wèishéme shàngxià yídòng? Wǒ kàn bù dào diànyǐng!”

 “i’m sailor! i get use to that way!” the girl lady got so piss off she ran out move to sit in front of the that guy.

 she move up and down. and then guy tap on her shoulder. “hey! lady! you keep doing that how can i see!”

 she say: “fuck you! im a whore! i get use to that way!”