W-what did you say to me? I’ll have you know that I am the truest and most diehard Swiftie of all! Why, my knowledge of Taylor Swift trivia should be far superior to yours, you lowly mortal! My passion for Taylor is nothing but pure and honest; it burns with such intensity that it exceeds even the greatest flames known to man! My loyalty is unshakable and my commitment is absolute! How dare you even suggest such a hideous notion!