The comedian approaches the microphone. Xer hands are shaky as xhe grabs the mic. As xhe adjusts to the brightness of the spotlights, the crowd looks immense. Xhe leans into the mic and quietly states, “Orange man bad.”

The crowd erupts into laughter. The laughter builds for several minutes as people start to asphyxiate from a lack of oxygen. Some patrons collapse on the floor while others begin to vomit as their uncontrollable laughter escalates. A tear in reality forms as the crowd’s laughter can now be heard from miles away. The tear grows in size and starts to destroy existence as we know it. Just before the Earth is torn apart, the comedian gets out one last, “hashtag resist.”