I’ve spent the last 2 days masturbating and ejaculating to the lap dance scene of Montero. It all started when I got home, I had just pawned off my couch because honestly I don’t need it, I used the money to buy meth and started smoking it. That’s when I saw a Montero meme, I thought it would be nice to hear that song since I liked it, little did I know that during the song I’d start feeling horny for Lil Nas. I’ve never experienced any homosexual thoughts but something about the bulge in his underwear and his strong but petite body mmm oh god. I had gotten the biggest and hardest erection I’ve had in ages, I mean it physically hurt from how hard I was.

I was reluctant at first but as the meth kicked in more I did a fuck it moment and beat it to him dancing on Satan and OH. MY. GOD

it was amazing, 100/10. I couldn’t stop, so I spent the next 2 days completely jerking off, passing out after hours of cumming, and then waking up, smoking meth, and repeating the cycle. His ass is so perfect I just want to fuck the shit out of him, I started looking through all his lewd pictures and oh my god he’s the first man.. no.. person, to ever make me feel this good. I love you lil nas x. I smell like lube, sweat, meth, and a little bit of blood from where my penis skin tore.