The year is 2025, Trump has been reelected for his 5th term after the infamous siege of the White House, where fat conservatives in power scooters stolen from Walmart armed with AR15s kicked out all the flithy #libtards. You are out in your farm in چوپانان when you hear that dreaded noise. It’s the Battle Bus. Adapted by the US military to increase the KD ratio of #epicfortnitegamersoldiers, it uses motivation and slurp juice to stimulate the #epicfortnitegamersoldiers’ minds and bodies. The battle bus lands, and the 51st Boiz Squadron walks towards you with legendary scars in hand. You know this may be the end of you, so you rush back to your house to try and defend yourself. But this is to no avail. As soon as you walk through the door, you see it. The dreaded legendary rocket launcher. Known to take out homes with one rocket, and only wielded by the most skilled gamers, the legendary rocket launcher is the most powerful handheld fortnite gun used in the US military. Time seems to slow down as you see the rocket propel itself towards your humble abode. But this rocket looks different. You see it get closer and closer, rocketing through the air and towards your house. You notice something, this rocket is engraved with the owners name. “XXX\_N00B\_D3STR0Y3R\_XXX”. You’ve heard this name only once before in legend. They say he has the highest KD ratio in the history of any military ever made. He once took out a whole squad with only a fishing rod. He was there to witness every single marshmello concert to occur in fortnite. He changes his name to hide himself from being targeted by other rival groups. People had hacked into his Epic Games account and figured out his real name. But what was it? You can’t quite bring yourself to say it. But you finally concede, knowing that his is your last day on this cruel world. “Ninja”, you say to yourself, “That was his name”. Your vision fades to black as you fly out of your home along with hundreds of pieces torn from the walls