Oh for the love of God. Enough with the MORBIUS hate. What’s even the joke???? “Hahahaha hey guys the movie is great but I pretend it sucks”???? THATS NOT EVEN A FUCKING JOKE.

Holy shit my dick is going to fall out of its foreskin if I have to hear, “hehe morbius was mediocre” ONE MORE TIME. Not only is it NOT funny, IT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE. MORBIUS is AMAZING. THE MOVIE IS COMPLETE PERFECTION AND IM ASHAMED TO NOT HAVE SPENT MORE MONEY ON IT. You know…. I never would have seen the movie if I listened to these “memes”(unfunny shitposts).

I would have been a MUCH UNHAPPIER PERSON. So fuck your “MORBIUS haters” your “morbin is unfunny. more morbs doesn’t equal better. BULLSHIT” NO ONE CARES, YOU ARENT FUNNY. Does not a singular human being have any independent thought anymore???? “Morb sucks morb sucks morb sucks morb sucks” you’re like a BUNCH OF SEAGULLS. SEA GULLS. What the FUCK does “morbin sucks” even mean????? ITS NOT A JOKE. ITS JUST GOBBLE GOOP. I feel like I am the last truly sentient human being on earth. IM BEING DRIVEN TO THE BRINK OF INSANITY. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. TAKE YOUR MORBIUS HATE BULLSHIT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, GO WATCH MORBIUS. Maybe if you went watching MORBIUS you could get “morb” bitches on your dick??!!! YOU LIKE THAT, YOU SEE WHAT YOUVE REDUCED ME INTO.

I am a shell of a man and all of you collectively are to blame. This meme has spread like a debilitating illness AND I CANT GET AWAY FROM IT. THE FALL OF WESTERN SOCIETY IS HERE AND THIS COMPLETE UNFUNNY DRIBBLE OF A MEME IS PART OF THE PROBLEM. WHAT THE FUCK DOES “Morbius was trash” EVEN MEAN. it makes ZERO SENSE. ITS JUST GIBBERISH. FUCKING GIBB ER ISH. ITS NOT FUNNY. Saying “morbius sucks” LIKE ITS ITS OWN PUNCHLINE IS NOT COMEDY. IT IS COMEDIC AND CULTURAL DEGRADATION. Are we really so stunted as a generation that even the mention of any comment that starts with “m-o-r-b sucks” is FUNNY??? IN WHAT FUCKING UNIVERSE. Is it funny because it isn’t funny because hating something good is now good??????? HOW MANY LAYERS OF IRONY DO WE NEED. HOW FAR DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO. This website has stripped me of EVERY LAST BRAINCELL. GOING ON REDDIT FEELS LIKE IM GETTING A HATER INDUCED LOBOTOMY. I love MORBIUS. I LOVE IT. I know I’m just going to get FLOODED WITH “watch avengers, this guy is just memeing, what a unfunny copypasta” HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHQHQHAHAHAHAHAHWHHSHWBSQIISHWINSIQKSBDD SSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNNNNNNNYYYYYYY AGAGAGGAGHHHHHHHHH