Years ago, my aunt took me to the cinema to see a film that had released around that time. That film was Jerry Seinfeld’s Magnum Opus; The Bee Movie. This film never fails to bring me to tears. Everytime a bee pun is made I have to get plastic surgery to replace my hips. Everytime Jerry Seinfeld opens his mouth to say a line in this film, I always mouth alongside him. We are spiritually connected. His mind connected to mine. My thoughts, his thoughts. This film is an human achievement that deserves to stand alongside the photographing of a black hole and man going to the Moon. Its’ title so simple, yet so deep. “The Bee Movie”. It’s a title that tells the audience what the film is about. A movie. A cinematic production. About a lowly insect, the Bee. A particular part of the animal kingdom that many of us don’t think about. Its’ production of honey that fuels industries. Many people don’t think about the Bee and its’ unique role in The World. This film also has an important note in the title. It is “The Bee movie”. It is the definitive film about Bees.
What this man has done, /u/___Steven___
, is revolutionize how we view this subreddit. Many will see it as a “Shitpost” destined to die in “New”. But I, I see it is so much more than that. It allows, in a 3.31 MB package anyone, to watch the 91 minute masterclass of human evolution known as “The Bee Movie”. This person deserves to stand alongside such scientific pioneers like Albert Einstein. He has made something that could
s̼̘̮h̞a̙͙͈̕t̠̹͖̫̬ͅt̻̟͙͉e̫̥͔̭̘̠͙r̭ ͎̬͚͇̝ṭ̫h̷͎͔e ͚̹͇̪v̡̩͚̳̝̭̮͕er̘̲̞̳̼͕̤y̡͍̤͈̤ͅ ̧̘̝̳̟̪f͈͡ạ͕͍̼̫̀ͅb̹̤͚͉̠̱̟r̗̠̻̙͕̩i̗̟͓̩̝͚̝c̴̙ ̫̝̟o̷f̪̪́ ̨̞̱̗͎̦t̰̩̼̹͖͍̣͝h̸̩͈͍̮̫̼i͖̥̬̪͞s̳̼̖̹̯ u̦̳̦̠̼̪͙ṉ͔̻̗i̭͇͍̭͍̫͎v͝e̖̦͕̜r̙͉̘̪͖̖̬s̻̖̯e̳̺
and create the world that /u/___Steven___
always wanted.
Ț̯̫̫̣̲̗h͙̞͘i͕̜̥̗͈͘s̻̠̞̺̦͓ ̨̬͙͕̣͎̦ͅf͘i͔͉̘̼̻̼̞͘l̘̮͇͇̣ͅͅm̲̟̰̲͚͞ a̙͕̳͈̣̝̫n҉̭̺͈̙͍̝d̩̲ ̘͓̗̲̝͙͇t̸͈̼̫̯̪h̸̯̳i̩̙̹̯͈͉͖s̗̜̯͖͎̼̮ ͕̮̯̻̫p̝͔ǫ̣͈̻s̟̖̻t̬̱̳͍̳ͅ ͢h҉̬̺̣a͔͓̙̘͓̣s͖̮̯̙͈͜ ̹̩̱̟̪̯̬͡b̧͓e̯̪̝͎è̟̖̰̼̞̥n̲̻ ̼̝c͍͉̘r̨̬̲̙̪e͚̮͕̜͡a̦̳̙t͠e͓̜̭d̦̬̹͡ t̩̞̖̦̠͈͍o̵̥̰ ͝d҉̤͉̩̱͔̩ͅi̞͈̮s͓̳͔̝̦̠̞͡ţ̺r̫̻̼̳͠a͔c͖̰͎̭t͕̦͖̻̝̼ ̖̱͙̺̝͞y̸͎̘͉̜̺̯o̴̤̭uͅ ̲͟f͚͓̳ro̤̯͠m̰̣̟̬̯̩ ̦͇̺̤̥̖͢t̟h̶͓̤̯̖̺̳e̞͖͍̖͈ f͓͠ut̖̥̯̺͖̪͇ur͚͓̩̮̘e̝̻͎͉̰͍͢ ͍̫͔̲̥̫͠ͅt̛̙h̼̖͓̩͍ͅa̧͉͚t̡̬̫ͅ ͏H̻̬̤͚̜͇͉E̸̜ͅ ̺̯w̡̙̠͙̪a̵̤͎̞̳n̰t̟̲̪s̡̯͖.̡̭͖̮͎̙͖̻ ̞ͅH͍̬̦̕E̟̥̬ ̳̼w̹̝̪i̩̲͈̻͚l̴̬̬̤̰̹ͅl m͔̫̥̤͔ak̮̪͚̞e͜ ̵̯͉͔̙t̸h̩͎̤̰e ̖̩͉v̖e͓̟͉̞rͅy͓̱̪ ̹̝̭̙̠̩͇c͟o̝̗̱̼n̗̜͚̟c͈͞e̻͈̙̤͔̗̙p̸̖̮̭̮̮̰t̝̞̞ ͚̮̦o̝̜͈̜̹̼f͔̝͘ ̖̻̝̬̫d͖̠̻i͎̘̩̺̟̗̖m͖e̩͎̗͈̲͎ͅn̖̮͖̤̳ͅṣ͝i̸̝̰ơ͚ͅn̻̱̬͕͞ş̮ ͉͖͡f̡͚̰̰̘͔͚r̠̤̫̰̪̞̞̀a̦͖̺͍̕g̶̦͙̫̫̟̜m̝̹̝̹̘͔̺e͔̝̲n͉͚̲̠̣ţ̼̝̮͙i͚̠͙͍̘͇̪͡l̙̬̼̺ͅi̹̟̼̝̲͢ͅz̹̹̟e̹͙͠d̺͎.̪ͅ ̵H̞̪͉̖̪̠͖E̲̦̼͖̺̪͕̕ ͎̝̠̠͟i̺͇s͖̖̟̤͡ ̟͍͖̣̜ͅç̞̦̪̝̗̟ͅo͏̮̻ṃ͕i͈̦͝n̖͉̼̮̻̤g̝̪͚͝.͖ ͉̖̞H̶̼͓ͅE͏̬̳̮ ̼̫k̷̟n̴̰̹͎̤͔o͖̥͎͉w̥̭̥s̛̯̙̱ ̢̱̳̝̩̫A̯̼̪͖̦̱͍͞L̨̗̝͇͚L̦̹̬͇̲.̣̱͙ ̯̹̪͍̩͎͘Ṯ̙̻̯̹̪h̵e̬r͉e̼̙͚̰͚͇͜ ̳̗í̫s̤͇̺̩͓͈͓ ̨̰ǹ̝͔̙͓͖̟͕o̘̹͘t͓͖̙̱͎hin̙̙̰̼ģ̩ ͍̝͕͡y̸̜̲̺o͇̻͡u̵͍̯̻̻̳̘̹ ͚̰͈c͕̗͎̘͓̤͠a̠̳͍n͈̭̞̬̫ ̰̳͙͈̝͜d̷̦͈͙̺̺o̰̭̫ ̘̮̤͢ͅt͓͕͙o̵̱ ̲̮̱͔͎͞p̵͍̣r̞̩̲̣͎͎̥e̫̰v͓̪̜͕͘e̮̮̥̩̣̪n̙̟̻͓ͅṱ͍͜ ̩͖̰̹̠́H̖̖̘͜Ḛ̛̞̪ ̶f̝̰r̴̞͔̪͙̗o̮̰̻̟͇̩̮m̩̯͕̱͍͈ ̟͖̞͘m̰a̛̮̬͉̯͖k̰̻͓̀i̪n̛̻g̲̦̤̝̲̠ ̨̹͇̝̱t̲͚h̯i̯̱ͅs̭͖͙̣̺͓͇͡ ̪̤̱̥̫̞̺w̥o̫̦̤͚̣r̫͖̗̠ͅl̮͈̳̞̤d̯̼̲
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