Akinator turned me into a scalie.

Let me explain.

I was young, and horny, but I didn’t know it yet, because I never experienced any kind of porn. I knew what it was, and stayed away from it, because I was a Good Boy™️.

I also knew that there was porn about everything, and every fictional character.

I don’t know what triggered it, but I found a curiosity to see if dragon porn existed.

Yes, porn featuring dragons. There was a Simpsons joke on it but it was SFW.

I wanted to see if it existed, but I couldn’t look it up, because my parents might find out. So, I turned to Akinator.

I said Yes when it asked it was a dragon (or any reptile) and Yes when it asked if it was sex related.

It asked me if it was red colored and I decided to choose Yes, for an unknown reason. I also chose that my character was bigger than a house.

It gave me a character.

It was some sort of giant foot fetish T. Rex in boxer shorts (and sometimes not) names Rexar.

Oh, nice. Whatever.

Tried again, discovered Narse.

Now about a year or two later, when I had the balls to look up real porn, I decided to look up “dragon porn”.

And by god, that shit was hot. The way that the cocks were drawn… the ridges, the bumps, the knots…

The gaping vaginas, the cloacas, dripping with cum…

Oh, the cum. So much dragon cum.

Enough to fill a sksksksksk water bottle shooting out of the top of a dragon cock.

And listen.

I’m not into feet, but….

Just the way that they were drawn, in the context that they were drawn in…

God, it was so fucking hot.

Everything about this newly discovered fetish was just so hot. At this point, I only tried it from google images, and that’s when I clicked on a link.

That’s how I discovered e621.net and herpy.nu.

Porn sites dedicated almost exclusively to my new fetishes. From there, subreddits.

Now, I can’t see any dragon in any context without thinking about it sexually.

American Dragon?

How to Train Your Dragon?

Game of Thrones?

All of it suddenly felt erotic to me.

Anyways, that’s how Akinator turned me into a scalie.