Man that happened to me once. It was around 2010 or 2011. The night before me and the wife went to a house party. Got liquored up and drank many bud lights as well. The next morning, wife hops in the shower, I hop on WoW. While at the AH in Dalaran I feel a deep fart, so I trust it and push with my might. I shit myself and the bed while my wife was in the shower. So I take my chonies and the bed sheets and bunch them up and then the shower cuts off, so I know she’s coming out and I ain’t got any time. So I hide it in the closet. She come out and sees me and the bed naked and asks wtf is going on. So I just came clean and said I shit the bed. I have never trusted a farm since