This is a step by step guide on how to swag. Step 1: The first step to be swag is determined by birth. Swag is a factor which is randomly assigned by birth. Unfortunately by there are ways to multiply swag. If for certain you are a man you have more swag. Race, gender, amount of locked children in a basement etc. are all examples of predetermined swag by birth. Unfortunately, if a child escapes you lose swag. Step 2: Gain the child. If you have had a child escape from you as you know, you lose swag, but if you regain the child you regain the swag. Examples of devices/ gadgets in which to get the child back included bug net, free v buck van, tesco meal deal. Child escapees are commonly starving due to the fact of as Michelle Obama states, “Who in the fuck would feed a starving child?” Society has clearly dictated as childs to be unemployed, useless pieces of shit with little swag to come by. Step 3: multipliers of swag. Swag is important for the day to day life, a common example is school life. People with little swag e.g. child escapees are mocked by more swag fulled children. The most normal swag multiplier is posting an ‘epic fortnite vicroy’ to your story on Instagram. This is also shown to get you more pussy although only until you are about in year 8 (12-13). After these ages you enter your teenage years which studies conclude causes the multiplier to dissipate into nothingness. Luckily for them though, it is a very slow process so by the time it dissipates they have found a new multiplier to use. The most common adult multiplier of swag is ‘making mad dosh’ or in non swag terms, making more money. This can also be negative because if you make a lot more ‘dosh’ than the general areas peoples ‘dosh’ social segregation can occur. Step 4: Swag Diminishers. These are things that cause swag to be lost examples include the aforementioned loss of child in said basement, posting ‘epic fortnite vicroys’ and making too much ‘dosh’ for area. These factors go from not hurt***\[*****00:55*****\]***ing swag too much to destroying your whole families swag and causing your child to be sent into a basement. Fortunate for you, the latter only happens in rare cases so don’t worry. Step 5: Ways to stop diminishing swag. Way to stop swag loss as called in the medical space are if for say you are making to much ‘dosh’ use the spare money on increasing security systems on your basement so children cant escape. This kills two birds with one stone so swag wont be lost! For the case of ‘epic fortnite vicroys’ check your age before every story post of the for-mentioned. If you are 13+ dont post it for any circumstances or face serious swag loss. Step 6: rare cases of swag gain. As you know, swag is predetermined but this is not always the case. The most common way is a controversial matter: transgender. This is only effective if you are a woman and become a man. I’m not trans phobic this is just society.