I full-heartedly believe Furries are closest to God and are, quite possibly, the true children of God.

God created all of Earth, that includes animals. Animals are one of God’s greatest creation, contrary to popular belief, right after medical marijuana. God also created Adam and Steve. As we know, Adam and Steve are gay and being gay is a sin.

When Adam and Steve sucked each other’s dicks and deepthorated the same apple, God abandoned them by adding Eve who, as we all know, is a woman and I don’t think I need to explain what’s wrong with woman.

God never abandoned the animals.

Furries are people who dress up as animals and have sex with animals.

God has never abandoned Furries.