Another day in your 40×40 state-funded soviet style apartment. You awake to the sound of our national anthem — Cardi B’s ‘Bodak Yellow’. It blasts over the city’s sound system every day at 12:30 PM. That’s the time we all wake up in 2035 America. Working and having responsibilities is a thing of the past.

You get out of bed and go online to check your social credit score. You unfortunately lost 5 points for a making a critical comment on twitter about children receiving hormone blockers. You better be careful… lose too many more points and you’ll be blocked from taking part in society. No loans, food, or healthcare for you….

After that you order up lunch from Chipotle — they became the state sponsored source of breakfast, lunch, and dinner back in 2027. We eat it every single day and we fucking love it.

Now it’s time to play some video games. What will you play today? First Person Shooter 1 or First Person Shooter 2? You don’t know what it is about these games but boy do you just love shooting shit. You play for about 9 hours before realizing it’s time for dinner.

Chipotle is on the way. You don’t even need to leave the house or turn off your PlayStation 8 — they’ll bring it to you.

It’s been a long day, it’s time to kick back, relax, and enjoy the latest series on Netflix. You can’t wait to consume it while falling into a deep anti-depressant induced sleep.

Life is good.