Holy fucking shit. I want to head pat Zero Two so goddamn bad. I can’t stand it anymore. Any time there’s a scene with Zero Two, my chest hurts. I’ve seen literally every wholesome fanart there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking head pats with Zero Two. I’m sick of waking up every morning with holes rubbed in my sheets and knowing that those are rubs that should’ve been used on Zero Two’s cute dino head. God I wish I was Hiro because I fucking know for a fact that Zero Two takes his head pats daily. I want her to accept my head pats and cuddle me to death. Anyways, do you guys relate to this?