You have 10 minutes
Otherwise I will run 9miles to your house and give you a forbidden cookie


Nah just kidding I will violently shove a prickly cactus straight up ur bum then pour boiling water on your cock smack your with a pig’s ear on one side of your face and my cock on the other then wipe your hair in my ass after taking a shit in your mouth all while I simultaneously shove a compass in your right nostrill.

After that I will hang you by your pants from a crane and then violently swing he crane around to give the effect of a supreme wedgie then I will drop you into a swarm of daddy long legs wich will then skid up your bum and penis whole while I also individually cut off each toe with a pair of scissors from school that have been wiped in the school toilet water then My english teacher will come and rape you for 15hrs exactly while my biology teacher grows a cactus in your throat and bamboo in your willy hole.