This’ll get buried but I lost a bet and now I have to suck my own cock since Steph won

edit: if you guys have any tips PM me

update: about an inch away from it is as close as I’ve been able to get, I’ll keep trying and will post proof when I make it

update 2: mom calling me down for dinner and I said that I’m busy… not sure what my life has come to but I got my eyes on the prize and I’m not quitting

update 3: I was straining so hard right now I farted and almost shit on my bed but we’re good guys still in business

update 4: I’m staring to worry my penis isn’t long enough ladies PM me some motivation and let’s get this thing growing

update 5: oh okay… maybe let’s not do that… I’m not sure what I expected

update 6: I’m getting closer guys… the implications of succeeding are starting to dawn on me, I will never need another girlfriend again if this works out… but I’m ready to start a new chapter in my life

update 7: It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I’m not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it’s possible that the government has found out. If I don’t update this again please send help.