It was at this time that Figglehorn got excited seeing something one should not be excited about, a peculiar substance on the side of the road.

 Fred was just taking a neightborhood walk with his squirrel Recta, when dog shit on the sidewalk caught his attention.

 Fred stared at it, suprised to find it interesting.

 Fred came a bit closer to the dumpy as he picked it up, Fred slowly analysed the finding, it was filled with bits of somewhat digested corn pieces and judging by the shape of it, it must’ve came from a bear’s asshole since its shape kinda looked like a brick.

 Fred then remembered that he had skipped breakfast, and then slowly started bringing it to his mouth.

 As it entered Fred’s mouth, it tasted of dark chocolate with a tinse bit of himalayan salt and beach sand.

 Fred was amazed to find the flavour of the subject amusing, Fred continued to chew and chew, he could taste bits of bubblegum deep inside the brown goodness.

 Strange that a bear would decide to consume gum tho, since they dont really have lips like humans.