I can’t even jerk off anymore, it’s like drinking dirty Amazon water…the river I mean. Muddy brown mush. Gross. It sustains you while also filling you with fish sperm and monkey diarrhea. It’s G A R B A G E. I wanna drink that spring water. That delicious shit. That nutrient rich water that makes you really moan as you sip it. Savoring every last thirst-quenching droplet, not that Amazon shit.