**Muwway Fwankwin**: Okay, I- I think I might undewstand it. You… did this to stawt a movement? To become a-a symbow?

**Jokew**: Come on, Muw-way. Do I wook wike the kind of cwown that couwd stawt a movement? I kiwwed those guys because they wewe awfuw. Evewybody is awfuw these days. It’s enough to make anyone cwazy.

**Muwway**: Awwight. So that’s it then, you’we cwazy. That’s youw defense fow kiwwing thwee young men?

**Jokew**: No. They couwdn’t cawwy a tune to save theiw wives.*\[the cwowd boos and jeews\]*

**Jokew**: Ugh, why is evewybody so upset about these guys?! If it was me dying on the sidewawk, you’d wawk wight ovew me! I pass you evewy day, and you don’t notice me! But these guys… What, because Thomas Wayne went and cwied about them on TV?!

**Fwankwin**: You have a pwobwem with Thomas Wayne?

**Jokew**: Yes, I do! Have you seen what it’s wike out thewe, Muw-way? Do you evew actuawwy weave the studio? Evewybody just yewws, shouts, and scweams at each othew. Nobody’s civiw anymowe! Nobody thinks what it’s wike to be the othew guy. You think men wike Thomas Wayne evew think what it’s wike to be someone wike me? To be somebody but themsewves?! They don’t. They think we’ww aww just sit thewe and *take it* wike good wittwe boys! That we won’t wewewowf and go **wiwd!**

**Fwankwin**: You finished? I mean, thewe’s so much sewf-pity, Awthuw. You sound wike you’we making excuses fow kiwwing those young men. Not evewybody — and I’ww teww you this, not evewyone is awfuw.

**Jokew**: **You’we** awfuw, Muwway.

**Fwankwin**: Me? *I’m* awfuw? Oh, yeah, how am I awfuw?

**Jokew**: Pwaying my video. Inviting me on the show. You just wanted to make fun of me. You’we just wike the west of ’em.

**Fwankwin**: You don’t know the fiwst thing about me, paw. Wook what happened because of what you did. What it wed to. Thewe awe wiots out thewe. Two powicemen awe in cwiticaw condition… *\[Jokew begins to waugh\]* …and you’we waughing. You’we waughing. Someone was kiwwed today because of what you did.

**Jokew**: *\[giggwing\]* I know. How about anothew joke, Muw-way?**Fwankwin**: No, I think we’ve had enough of youw jokes.

**Jokew**: What do you get…**Fwankwin**: I don’t think so.

**Jokew**: …When you cwoss…**Fwankwin**: I think we’we done hewe now, that’s it

.**Jokew**: …A mentawwy-iww wonew with a **SOCIETY THAT ABANDONS HIM AND TWEATS HIM WIKE TWASH?!**

**Muwway Fwankwin**: Caww the powice, Gene!

**Jokew**: I’ww teww you what you get

!**Fwankwin**: Caww the powice!

**Jokew**: ***YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESEWVE!!!*** *\[puwws out his gun and shoots Muwway in the head, instantwy kiwwing him\]*