Female Bigfoot forced me to have Sex

This is where it happened, back in this dry creek bed, I was back here looking – I thought that one of my dogs was back here, and I-I was like how-how did the dog get out of the yard. I saw a bunch of you know movement, and then I got back and, well maybe it was a deer, and then I was worried about my dogs because there’s alot of bigfoot and sasquatch in this area, I didn’t have a gun with me, and, so I-I got back here and that’s when I saw the female sasquatch. She tore out of the bushes, knocked me down on the ground and I-I thought she was gonna kill me, you know, I was like- I’m like grabbing for a gun and then I realised I didn’t bring a gun with me. I didn’t have a dog with me, I was back here by myself: I was terrified. I-I w-I was act-I was so terrified, it was so scary, and I wouldn’t be back here right now except I-I feel the need to like get over my fear and-and what happened, and what happened was, as soon as I smacked down on the ground, she starts ripping my clothes off me. She did – she pulled my pants off me, and I’m like ‘oh great what-what she’s gonna kill me they’re gonna find my naked body here’. It’s worse, it’s worse as soon as she got my pants off me, she she started like, jerking the ween, and I’m like, whoa, you know, that’s not gonna work, you know, what are you doing, and then the next thing I know, keep in mind this is a big sasquatch, like a comparable to a big hairy Russi-Russian woman. I mean, she was big – she was like you know, 7 and a half, 8 feet tall, and hairy, and so I’m down there on the ground, I’m completely naked, my clothes have been ripped off me, and she starts giving me a knobber. It was all just biological, I didn’t have any choice, and the next thing you know (sigh), you know, I blew my load! I blew my load in the sasquatch, as soon as I did that, she got up, and she ripped down, she, like, let out this howl, and then ripped down this tree, and I thought ‘my god she’s gonna, like, take the tree and take me and take it and smash me, right? No! (unintelligible) and then she starts blowing me again! She starts blowing me again, and I’m like, you know, could you give me 5 minutes? She didn’t even give me 5 minutes, she starts blowing me again, the next thing you know, I bust a nut again, again and then she stands up, and she does like one of these ‘mmm, like mmm aint that good’. I s- I swear to god, I swear to god. Then she hightails into the woods this way. Now I didn’t know what to do at this point, I’m like what do I do? I’ve been raped by a bigfoot – do I call the police? What do I do!? I-I still don’t know what to do, I mean, she could- she could be pregnant with my child! (shrug) I’ll tell you one thing – I don’t go in the woods anymore, unless I have a weapon with me. I’ll get over this, I think I should probably talk to somebody, maybe a counsellor or something, I’ve never been raped befor- before this, and listen. If it was a female human, yeah lets do it, but this-this was like a creature – it was like a monster. There’s a fucking monster, I was raped on a fucking dry creek bed. There’s poison ivy all over here, I’m gonna have poison ivy probably on my ween. Sucks! It sucks, man! I th- I fe- I felt like I couldn’t get fucking clean. I got home, but I started taking a bath, and I jus- I just fucking feel like I can’t get fucking clean. So been a horrible experience, and nobody-nobody will believe me. If I call the police, they’re gonna tell me I’m fucking making it up. It’s fucking horrible. That-that’s the-uhh tree thay she knocked down after the first time – after I busted my load into her. She’s probably pregnant with my fucking hybrid baby. That-that’s my guess. This is poison sumac, and this is all in the dried-up creek bed. It’s everywhere. I’m sure I’m gonna poison sumac on my scroto – on the shaft. Don’t eat poison sumac. So she was just eating poison sumac before she gave me the knobber. She’d have that shit on her fucking lips and shit. My ween’s gonna be breaking out and it ain’t gonna be with the herp. You know what I’m sayin? This sucks! I don’t- I don’t know what to do. I’m n- I’ll never go back down there alone, without a dog, or a gun. I don’t like being treated like a piece of meat, like that. Manhandled by some big hairy female. That-that was one of the worst- that was the worst. Seriously, that was the worst. I can’t even believe I blew my load. It was-it was difficult, but I figured, you know, she was- she was making an effort, I figured at some point I should too. (VIDEO END)