This happened in front of public. I was stepping side to side down the street of a rural town with many objects around me. I have gugliomotinarioma, a disease producing difficulty in walking past certain objects and humans.

Just last evening I was walking with immense pain, sweating from all the objects staring at me. Then appeared this peculiar telephone pole, a calling to her happened immediately as I noticed her. Shaky hands, shaky feet, and shakiest head with sweat. I came up and just spanked her, spanked her hard, and I didn’t feel bad. No bad feelings! I didn’t even want to apologize to the telephone pole.

Of course there were goblins disguised as humans. They gave me the look you give when the executor is shoveling ovenlike coal into a blubbery baboon shaped monkey human. The reason I wanted to write down this post is because today another goblin collided with me in the street (about 75 feet from the same X-rated telephone pole) and exclaimed how disgusted he and the children were with my “behavior” as of yesterday. I guess this is a confession because apparently I did bad behavior, but I will attack again