Indeed. This is one of a mere few good posts.

It really can be bad. When the vast majority of Reddit’s content is utter hooey, viewing such blaggadry all the time can only lead to further harm. Honestly, if most of Reddit’s posts seem interesting to you, then, my friend, I think you need a serious chiroredditic adjustment! 😅

Not to offend your sensibilities, of course, but I’ve been on this website for less than one day, and boy oh boy, is there a lot of garbage. And that’s considering just what’s on the front page, which is supposed to be the epitome of content that we consume from the contemporary, modern World Wide Web.

I was introduced to this website with such high expectations. Lol and behold… I came to disappointment (that wouldn’t be the first time I came to disappointment, of course (particularly in my house and bedroom (wait, I know this sounds dirty, but it isn’t (it’s referring to very personal experiences (but not sexual ones (at least not how the traditional Redditor defines them (granted, I doubt the average Redditor knows much about sexual experiences given what I’ve seen here today))))))). I, of course, don’t want my friends to experience similar disappointment, and thus, vow to ensure I will prevent any ore new people from visiting this website.

Of course, efforts of such gigantic proportions require critical planning and subtle yet powerful execution. I must, therefore, start by fighting the system from within. The mission has begun.

edit: excuse me, friends, but I’m being very passionate, honest, and borderline heroic here, and the upheroes are on the right, so please aim correctly so that my truthful words can be seen by many. I know that’s what you meant to do because you’re smart, freethinking individuals.

edit 2: friends, I think you’re on the wrong side. Upcivils are on the right. Please aim correctly. God forbid you were training to be snipers.

edit 3: ok, do I have to sit you all down and instruct you in how to correctly locate the upcivil button? Thank goodness you’re not GPSes… we’d be absolutely lost in space by now.