Dear Blank,
Ever since the day that I had been graced by your breathtaking twitter leaks in [twitter.com/feed](https://twitter.com/feed), I had been struck with infatuation and surprise that i had fainited and gracefully fell like a disney princess into the catacombs of caca stinky balls bingus cheese which also goes by the name BLANK’s Genshin Impact Domain. The moment I joined I saw your dark tall and mysterious discord profile that I fainted again and accidentally clicked all the reaction roles in my fall. When i had come back into being and processed the fact that your Discord profile is right in front of me, I did nothing but stare at it for 17 hours that day. This is only the beginning of how much i am infatuated by you :heart:. Whatever character you had chosen in your profile, I have now begun to worship them at my knees and toes bent down to the ground kneeling in deep passion and longing. When you had that kazuha irodori image as your profile, I was very sure that we were meant for each other as I had worshipped him before this romantic drama that unfolded in the beginning of this letter. Now I will worship Itto and his wimpy abs and pecs that are not as equally amazing as yours. As of today, I now religiously document every single one of your discord messages and tweets everyday at every given moment at any time and print them out, lovingly attatching them to my walls and ceiling for me to wake up and feel giddy and happy for the day. You don’t know how much you had impacted my life, so much so that my favorite number is now 6462 and you are now my hobby. any other leakers in this current existence are now considered inferior to my eyes because you are the most superior of them all (except for uncledwayne1 follow uncledwayen1 in twitter), not even other uncles, ubuttcha, lumid, and the other mids can even compete.If you read this, I will never give you up, never let you down, never run around and desert you i love you 727 and you will always be in my heart no matter if you delete your twitter, discord, abandon your social media presence and become a neet, or if you’re dead (i can pay for your funeral if you want). Any other person claiming that you are their one and only are irrelevant because i am your one and only and they are jealous of our relationship. 143.
– your one and only wifey gf edater lover duck bingus joe