I was only 17, I was looking for jobs around town and none of them took me because of my age. I was too young to work at big establishments in my area until I stumbled across the abandon Kmart down the road. There wasn’t many cars in the parking lot so I decided to check it out. As soon as I walked in the door there was a “Looking for Employees” sign on the door. I went to the customer service desk to ask about it and they immediately handed me registration forms. They strangely wanted me to fill it out in store as if they were desperate for my business. I filled them out and handed them back to the manager and he dragged me into his office. He locked the door, and pulled up a seat right next to me. He whispered to me “Okay kid you got the job, But I must warn you about something”. He moved even closer to me. “There’s a Lightbulb who runs mad crazy for sex and maybe demand you buy him beer”. “Try your best NOT to get near him, and whatever you do… Don’t go near the women’s department”. At the time I thought it wasn’t much to worry about, Plus I was so desperate for a job I accepted anyway. The next day I walked in the entrance and went back to the lockers to put my stuff away. I proceeded to go into the stock room to meet up with other co-workers to see how things work around here. They were unboxing a load of Ladies apparel and threw the entire stock right in front of my shoes. They didn’t say a word to me, They just gave me a serious and intense look. I knew what they wanted me to do, so I picked them up and headed towards the women’s section. I didn’t say a word to them cause I knew they didn’t want to talk to me. As I was almost at the women’s section, I saw a ruffle in the women’s panties clearance ben. It kicked in what the manager said to me and I immediately tried to run away. That’s why those guys wanted me to take these to the women’s section. They knew. They were scared. I felt the patters of this little shoes behind me. I heard him scream at me in a deep voice, “There’s Kmart Savings, But there’s no saving ANYONE from my monster cock!”. He leaped towards my Butthole. I felt his massive bulb body climb up into my intestines and knew there was no escape from his master pleasure. As he pulled himself in and out of my ass, I could feel the heat from his glow burning my asshole. I knew there was only one way to destroy this fucker once and for all. I squeezed my asshole and he shattered into pieces. His sharp blades making my asshole bleed out. I imminently cried out for help and the manager ran up to me. He yelled at me, “WHAT DID I TELL YOU MAN. NEVER. GO. NEAR. H I M”. The manager then called a ambulance and I was rushed to the hospital. Once the nurse pulled the shards of glass out of my ass, The manager appeared in my hospital room with…a folder filled with documents? He sat beside me and opened it up, It was a criminal record on the Blue Lightbulb that attacked me. He told me that he was a beloved mascot for us for several years. His name was Mr. Bluelight, He always was dedicated to putting our company first, Until we got the news they were retiring the Bluelight Special. He went on a rampage and nearly destroyed our store. We tried calling the cops but our location was so obscure that by the time the cops got there, He was gone. The cops filed it as a hoax and told us to never call them again. Meanwhile Mr. Bluelight’s location was unknown until our security cameras caught him sneaking beers into the ladies department. Nobody dared to go back there, Especially with the cops warning us to not call them again. Nobody…

Until now.