When I was a senior in high school I took my removable shower head and set it to the concentrated high pressure stream of water, got on my hands and knees, and held the shower head about 4 inches from my asshole. I just thought I was “power washing” it and nothing more.

So after about a minute of spraying my asshole I’m like “whatever, this is stupid. The fuck am I doing?” So I stopped, but then all of the sudden I felt this uncomfortable pressure in my gut that came out of nowhere like I was about to take a massive shit.

I didn’t want to get out of the shower and sit on the toilet all wet and cold so I just released a massive fountain of water out of my asshole with full force all over the bath faucet and shower temperature knob.

I was absolutely amazed that my body was able to do this so I proceeded to do it like 10 more times before I got out. I got in all sorts of positions just blasting water out of my asshole and I was laughing hysterically every time because it usually ended with a massive wet fart. I looked over my shoulder while doing it and the water made a fucking arc in the air.

I just wanted to share this disgusting confession of me playing with my ass for the first time. Good day.